Godzilla is attacking your city and heading towards the location of your home, which you are currently in, browsing /r9k/ and shitposting.
The military and local police are trying to evacuate everybody outside.
What do you do?
I grab Nobukodachi, my Daemonic katana. I go outside and taunt Godzilla, even though my blade is weakened due to lack of Daemonblood powering it.
But since my soul is of Daemonic nature, I plunge Nobukodachi into me, and cut Godzilla into a million pieces in berserker glee.
call him by his real name: "Gojira".
godzilla is a nigger
Take my last line of coke, or quickly buy some dxm depending how fast he's walking. Meditate for a while then when he's here I'll attempt to fornication with the beast. Idk it'd be kinda dope having a little zilla kid
>>35302344
Sit in my room and hope he stomps on my house and I get squashed painlessly, along with my whore mother and sister.
I'd fucking love it if godzilla attacks. all the dead normies. i love natural disasters, gets my dick so hard, I can beat it to pictures of the asian tsunami
Is Gojira a male or female?
>>35302344
Make sure I'm in his direct path of destruction and hope it ends quickly. At least I can say I was killed by Godzilla.
>>35302511
How can you see that when you're already dead?
>>35302344
Even though I think about suicide a lot, I'd probably pussy out and try to avoid getting killed by Godzilla if he started stomping through my city.
I wouldn't evacuate, though. I'd try to get on a roof or something and watch Godzilla walk by from a close distance while drinking whiskey and hope I don't get radiation poisoning or tail whipped.