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Here's your pizza! That'll be- *sniff* *sniff* Jeez, what smells like piss? Heh. Anyway, that'll be 32 dollars plus tip.
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>>35301802
I'll give you the 32 dollars but you're not getting a tip, faggot. And one of my piss bottles spilled, mom hasn't cleaned it yet.
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>pizza guy found the piss door hinge
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>>35301802
>*point down*
>my cock has been out since i opened the door
>i pissed all over his pants and shoes, he's standing in a puddle
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>Pizza guy found the urine mail slot
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>>35301802
Stay right there
>call the store, explain some salty faggot is trying to sell me piss soaked pizza. Then go up another rung
your sub-minimal wage is not my problem. Strange how you faggots hate the idea of helping your fellow man with "free" healthcare but happily expect strangers to pad your income when it falls short
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>>35301869
Here's the difference, if you don't pay the tax for healthcare you go to jail, if you don't pay the pizza tip nothing happens.
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