HI!, I gotta pizza for yall tonight! You're total is going

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Here's 67 dollars. The change is your tip

*Pays exact change by debit card*
Fuck you. You already get paid.

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>>35301348
Here you go senpai. It just has pineapples on it, right?

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That's what the delivery charge is for, friendo.

>>35301348
I got your tip right here

*tips fedora*

>>35301410
That's not true
Delivery charge is just random extra money that goes to the company

dude i'd barely pay 7 bucks for that pizza
and even less for your service.

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>>35301348
I'll pay an even 60 and you can go fuck yourself

>>35301348
tip? you want me to tip? this isn't america fuck off

Little piece of advice. If you want to be tipped, be fast, friendly and give me my food hot. I had enough people taking one hour to get to me, be grumpy because I'm 'off route' and then give me a lurk warm pizza. Get the fuck off my property.

>>35301348
American scum getting cucked into paying for tip, in Australia this is pretty much unheard of

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>>35301348
>$60 pizza

I'm being rused, right?

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>tip the pizza delivery man because 4chan convinced me that they will literally starve to death and I will go to prison for killing them if I don't tip
>he looks at me confused and gives me back the change
I should've known better than to trust you fags.

>>35301539
I once gave a 20% tip at a restaurant. The owner refused to take it because it was too much.

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>>35301348
>tipping

why are americans such cucks?

>>35301559
>the owner
>ie: not the person receiving the tip
Bet all the employees were pissed

There is never a pizza jacket

>>35301382
they hear you pressing the buttons and are silently judging retard, they are going to piss on your pizza next time you order have fun

>>35301674
>ordering from the same place

>>35301591
The owner was serving us. It's a small place.

>>35301413
*Grabs piazza with hands process to walk to batsmen to rejoin rest of fedora squad*

>>35301503
Aussy! but yeah, fucking idiot burgerclaps. I'll take my food without a side order of implied guilt if I don't pay the sour cunt serving me for her attention

>>35301692
do you live in a suburban neighborhood with every house being a pizza place