What does it take to no longer officially be a virgin? I've

>>35299358
Fuck off, you're not a virgin.
I'm 30 and never even seen a vagina. It's all about the opportunity and not the act itself. At least you know what it feels like to have someone expose themselves to you in such a way that you were actually able to stick it in even if you couldn't move back and forth forever. ))<<>>((

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>>35299495
>At least you know what it feels like to have someone expose themselves to you in such a way that you were actually able to stick it in

It's called money, retard. You actually think I can find someone to do it for free? I could but I'm not gay and too autistic for any woman.

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>>35299618
>It's called money, retard
Oh, I would rather be a virgin than pay someone who wouldn't be into it -- that's really depressing... and in your case even more depressing since you weren't able to follow through and finish. I'm so sorry.

>>35299712

I know. I paid 5 hookers to pretty much look at my tiny dick and watch them physically try not to laugh and just lay there while I tried to do something and gave up after about 10 minutes and left. Easiest money they ever made.

>>35299793
At least you can get hookers where you're at. 99 percent of the hookers in my area are undercover cops. So you have to roll the dice and hope that by some miracle you end up with that 1 percent that isn't a UC. The 1 percent that aren't UCs are morbidly obese black women. I'm not risking my freedom and future employment opportunities just so can stick my sausage in a beef taco. Maybe I need to save up and make a pilgrimage to bunny ranch in Nevada. It sucks living in a country where prostitution is illegal, why is America so far behind the times?

>>35299358
If a woman had a dick in her but didn't cum you wouldn't call her a virgin. You're not a virgin

>>35300099

nigga what? women and men orgasms are not the same, also yes, if I would call her a virgin. If she sticks a finger in her cunt is she not a virgin anymore? If she sticks a cucumber up her count? Sticking your dick in a warm, wet alien hole doesn't compare to anything what a man can use as a substitute (onahole, hand, etc). Women on other hand, can use whatever as a dick substitute. It's no different. A dick doesn't feel better than anything else. Hell, they won't even feel your warm blood dick. A dildo is actually better than a real dick as it's harder and more consistent.

>>35299495
>It's all about the opportunity and not the act itself.
Are you circumsized? I don't mean that as a dis to you if you are. I am afraid that if I ever felt a person's hole that it would be like masturbating where it only feels good when I cum.

>>35300771

To add to this, men seek a person to fuck because we have nothing that replicates an actual vagina/asshole. Women/fags on other hand seek to get fucked purely for psychological reasons as toys feels the same as an actual dick (assuming they're the same size and all).

>>35300017

Holy fuck where do you live?

You weren't meant to have sex