>be me
>be gloating to friends about chick Ive been texting for a while
>I want to take it up a notch but I don't know how
>get drunk and hit the fuck it button
>write girl long message on how much I like her and how cute she is
>next morning
>she sends the message to all her friends
>I am sent death threats from her bf
>didn't know she had a bf
>I write long rant on FB on personal privacy
>all my friends think I'm an autistic spaz now
>didn't show up to work today
REEEEEEEE FUCK NORMIES
>>35297385
not going to work just made it more akward, congrats
>>35297426
It's a shitty job anyway. I'm a 22 year old busboy at a restaurant and all the servers shit on me enough as is.
1. call her a bad word
2. tell her bf you'll stab him
3. take the shit off fb
4. find a good grill
and find a construction job
god speed my fellow sperg