Why aren't you using TINDER right this second to match yourself

I didn't ever match with anyone.

I hope you get hit by a car, not killed but crippled, the bad kind where you can't use your fingers anymore

pretty sure that girl is actually a bot

Honestly Tinder was my ticket out of robotdom. First real date, GF, and everything because of a match. My profile isn't set up for hookups though so I never approached it like that.

>>35295687
If I wanted to feed the female ego I could just post in fembot threads.

Besides, no matter how hard you pm girls with "I like your eyes" they're still anxious human trainwrecks, and the free validation from tinder betas does nothing to staunch that.

What do you call a latino chad?

>>35295687

>inb4 slapped ass and feed sushi.

Seriously fuck u op

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This dude is gettin pussy while takin a dump.

>>35296377
marco
every mexican named marco is an automatic chad

>>35295687
Hey man do you actually want us to lose our virginities or are you making fun of us? Or like half and half

I'm at a transitional period in my life, and the last thing I need is someone else in it who will just hold me back.

>>35295687
Op is cancer. Fuck off.

>>35295687

>ask a girl out in person
>get a yes
>get stood up

This hurts for weeks and has happened a few times to me.

I don't imagine I could handle the amount of rejection tindr could offer me.

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>>35296684
I have a dream to take /r9k/ out of the gutters and show them that everyone can get laid as long as you aren't ugly

>>35295687
I can't wait to get me some big titties.

I need some respite from all of this. Gotta give me a break sometime guys.

Would it kill ya'll to just hold up the world a bit while I get some rest? Some real rest? Not "Lay in bed crying because I'm stressed out from knowing my entire life is a lie and you all have been trying to make me kill myself since day 1" rest.

>>35296748
Kill yourself faggot.

Tinder is hypergamy on crack

>>35296748
post conversations that aren't just your ebin pickup line

How I do this without facebook?

>>35296748
You realize that most dudes are here cause they're ugly right?

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>>35296884
I keep them short and too the point, get the snapchat, snap them selfies and stupid shit, hangout with them, fuck them

>>35297370
you ever call or facetime any of your hoes?

I'm pretty sure this guy is on Tinder's payroll

I got Tinder. Had it for 3 months. Only matched with literally obese chicks and this one 6.5/10 who stopped responding to me after 2 messages. It was an extremely humiliation experience and I wouldn't wish it on anyone

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>>35295687
This is the same tinder guy from the other day. GET THE FUCLSAJD OFFF MY BOARD NORRRRMIEEEEE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEF'lkajhs'dofjaposdf

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>>35295687

Because I literally get 0 fucking matches. I don't even know what's wrong with me, tinder gives me extreme depressive thoughts because it honestly hits me like a train to know that there's not a SINGLE girl out of over 1000 who finds me slightly attractive.

So I don't use that shit, I wish I could use it but I can't.

>>35296377
chadrigo