Does anyone else get vagina envy? I don't want to be a

>>35295066
A woman can get more sexual pleasure in a couple of hours than any more could in a lifetime.

>>35295066
any more gifs like this? there is something so hot about a female orgasm and it's hard to find high quality amateur videos like the one you posted. ty

>tfw had a few orgasms today
u jelly?

>>35295335
define a few

I wish I could be a cute girl.
But it's not as if I feel like I was born in the wrong body. I don't want to transition or anything like that.

But if I could magically turn into a 10/10 2d girl I'd do it in a heartbeat.

>>35295066
I envy dicks. Suddenly having your crotch spew out goop in public is gross. actually getting off it way harder for women than men, periods give you the worst shits of your life and all the horrendously-foul smelling blood, plus men don't get UTIs anywhere near as often as a woman does.

at least if I had a dick I could fulfil my fantasy of pegging a man with a real dick

>>35295066
desu I don't really have a refractory period. Maybe it's because I'm young, dumb, and full of cum but I just stay hard.

>>35295066
where did you find this? i need sound!

Why the fuck do women make such dumb faces while masturbating?

>>35295066

Try this anon

>Don't jack off for like a week, two if you can
>Google external prostate massage
>Basically you rub your taint area like a girl rubs her clit

I can't seem to fully get off from it but I've been close and the feeling is pretty amazing and new. I think if I could hold off two weeks I'd be able to do it.

>>35295066
I feel guilty about it sometimes too. Sex is the only time in my life I'm totally clear headed. I am not finicky and I can exhaust myself from coming before some guys even get the chance to themselves.

Hearing that prostate orgasms for men are as intense as the female orgasm is my main motivator to the desire to put things in men's butts.

>>35295383
5.

>>35295843
Because it feels really good and turns my brain into mush. I would probably agree to anything if I was horny enough.

Why am I a cuck

>>35295335
gotta ask, why are you trying to bully op when he clearly has a case of gender dysphoria?

>>35296216
Go get help you disgusting tranny. You are a waste of oxygen.

>>35296310
no you're a disgusting waste of oxygen

>>35295915
>5.
Not really jealous then, slightly turned on.

>>35296216
>op when he clearly has a case of gender dysphoria?
Oh god I hope not

>>35295840
>where did you find this? i need sound!
>need sound

lol she's quiet as a fucking mouse, still hot though.

http://www.pornhub.com/users/bcgirls2016/videos/public

>>35295066
I prefer having genitals that don't spew blood.
>>35295756
It's not pegging if it's a real dick, just standard butt-fucking. And there's nothing more satisfying than taking massive reeking shits that nearly break the toilet.

>>35295915
>5.
and how long did it take you?

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>>35295915
>implying you're a girl
>>35297235
>>35297579
You faggots are replying to a gay neckbeard

>>35297636
>You faggots are replying to a gay neckbeard
I'm fine with this

>>35295066
just get some big cock in your ass

I'm psychologically addicted to psychedelics because I use them in hopes of imagining that I am a girl.

I think it's actually very normal for both sexes to be curious about how it feels to have the opposite "parts" and maybe desire it to some degree and that this is unrelated with whether or not a person is transgender, it's just that it's too taboo for most people to admit either way

Personally I think it'd be neat to at least find out what having a vagina feels like and I don't really think I'd mind if it was a permanent switch, I like their aesthetic

>tfw you want to talk about this stuff but /d/ and the occasional /r9k/ thread once in a blue moon are your only recourse to do that

>>35297804
I'm pretty sure that in my lifetime there will be an expensive but possible procedure involving growing a new body that is the opposite gender and putting my brain into it.
The only reason it'd really be expensive though is cause they'd have to keep it alive without a brain untill it reaches a large enough size to put my brain in.

>>35297855
will health insurance cover it?

>>35297888
Almost certainly not, but hopefully by then there will be a civilization or two that has progressed past private property.

>>35295066
I have vagina envy but that's because I'm trans. I would do anything to become a real woman

>>35297888
No, it sounds like some sort of hyper-advanced form of cosmetic surgery. If a psychologist gives the okay you might be able to get an artificial cunt with all the works, but you'd either pay an outrageous fortune or if you have "free" healthcare be put on a waiting list with over a decade before you can get it.

>>35298074
Will I be able have a full female body and reproductive system, but also a 10"x7" futa cock, with internal testicles like a dolphin's? and also a prostate or two would be nice.

>>35298183
Depends, are you willing to have every second of your life documented in the most disgusting and stupid reality TV show ever devised?

>>35298247
As long as most of those seconds are me banging.

>>35298270
And having intense, nearly violent sexual malfunctions for the amusement of people who can't watch The Walking Dead because it makes them think too much and hurts their heads.

>>35298315
>And having intense, nearly violent sexual malfunctions
what kind of malfunctions?

>>35298386
Things not going off when they should or the wrong part going off. And massive burning farts that smell like a million corpses rotting in a septic tank.

>>35295066
I am like this too! I thought I was the only one

>>35298703
>I am like this too! I thought I was the only one
All men are like this, few are willing to admit it.

>>35295756
I want to find a girl with penis envy, and get her to completely let out her frustrated masculine power fantasies by forcing me to worship her in all the ways she assumes are only possible if you're the penetrating phallic party.

I want a girl to utterly mouthfuck me and make me hold my tongue out so she can grind on it and stuff, make me lick her clean. Hold me by a big fistful of hair and treat me like an object.

Women would be more fun if they weren't so passive.

>>35295756
I wanna eat the goop.

>>35297855
It would be great if medical science could let you really experience what it's like to have the opposite genitals instead of the approximations we have now, I used to be really excited about this prospect when I was younger but I'm not convinced anymore that it will come before we're all too old to enjoy it if ever

>>35299115
I think at least a good number of men are but I don't think it's an exclusively male thing to do, I was with a girl who liked to engage in verbal fantasies where she had a penis and was penetrating my ass with it or making me suck her off

I don't even think it has anything to do with penis envy as Freud described it, people are naturally curious but this is one of those curiosities that most people have yet few are willing to admit due to taboo

>>35299335
The only reason women wish they had a penis is because they don't understand what they'd be giving up.
It's like wanting to be a cripple so you can use disabled parking spots.

>>35299248
That's pretty fucking weird desu but you can find this easily if your willing to pay for it. You can get a dominatrix or you can just pay a prostitute double to do that weird shit.

>>35299379
Nah, the fact that you have to pay for it is the whole problem. I don't give a shit about the physical act of "technically a woman is pulling my hair." Prostitutes are worse than porn. They're less than useless.

I just want to experience a woman being sexually aggressive, commanding, self-assertive, etc. for once. It's the psychological connection that's hot, not the technical act of my face being between her legs.

I'm kind of glad I don't have a vagina, because that means my future partner will have a vagina, and I like the idea of pleasuring them.

I want to make a girl cum.

>>35299450
the most circumcised post I've ever seen

As a man I feel bad every time I orgasm because I know i'm feeding into my porn addiction. Actually pleasing another person rather than yourself is way better than getting yourself off.

>>35299458
>circumcised

HOW DID YOU KNOW

>>35299450
>>35299470
no woman has ever felt this way

>>35297561
it's closer to having the runs than having a giant poop

>>35299248
uh
okay
that's nice I guess

>>35299292
it's more like cleaning fluid with the consistency of mucus, and you do not, trust me

>>35299371
try having sex with your bf and then suddenly your vagina starts bleeding everywhere, killing the mood and you get cramps so bad you double up on the floor, then we see if you think penises are so much worse

>>35299544
On the plus side, you can literally go on the internet and post about the passive secretions that come out of one of your holes and a whole thread will revolve around you and give you attention for it because of how inherently desirable it is. So maybe it's not so bad.

>>35299506
>it's more like cleaning fluid with the consistency of mucus, and you do not, trust me
Yeah but it comes out of your pussy. Trust me, I'd eat it will a smile on my face.

>>35299559
that makes the pain, the crusty blood sticking to the lips, the random ass mood swings, the sudden intense horniness and inability to fuck so much better

>>35299544
>and you get cramps so bad you double up on the floor

I always feel sorry for girls that get this.
It happens to one of my friends, she can barely move.

I'd feel horrible if a girl I loved was going through that.
I hate seeing people in pain and knowing I can't do anything about it.

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>>35299544
>try having sex
I'd like to, one day.

>>35295066
Kek

Female who never experienced an orgasm in her life here. I'll gladly swap genitals with you.

>>35299732
>Female who never experienced an orgasm in her life here
how old are you?

>>35299595
THANK YOU

Robots btfo

>>35299732
just rubbing your clit is better than a man's orgasm

>>35295843

You've surely never seen your own face when orgasming.

>>35299780
source: your arse

>>35299809
it's basic common sense

>>35299780
How would you know what a clit feels like?

>>35299825
exactly what someone who didn't know what they were on about would say

I'd much rather eat out a pussy than have one

>>35295066
can i get some sauce with sound

>>35299732
you're probably some teenaged retard who's barely even tried

go buy a decent vibrator, then tell me how much you wish you had a dick

>>35297855

But the point is not to BE the opposite gender, just to know what it physically feels like to be one.

I'm male, and would love to know what boobs feel like. And they say getting hit in them is almost like a man getting hit in the nads.
And of course that clitoral orgasm thing, and knowing what it was like to deal with the monthly curse (for one or two months, anyway).

>>35299732
>Female who never experienced an orgasm in her life here

P U R E
U
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E

>>35299891
I'm 21

>have to pay to get orgasms
Female privilege, everyone!

>>35295066
What happens inside the vagina when it cums? Does it suck up cum?

>>35299915
>you have to put in 2x as much effort to get 1000x the reward

wow, poor girls

>>35299932
It takes more effort to beat your dick than to hold a magic wand to your clitoris. You can even squat on a vibrator and do fuck all.

>>35299937
yeah, but you have to spend up to $100!

>>35299937
guess what, you can put a bullet vibe up your ass and cum harder and faster than you could stroking your dick, therefore having a dick is better than a puss

>>35299925
it's a sort of clenching motion, not really like sucking up, just a weak general tightness, most guys won't even feel it

>>35299544
>I have to pay property tax on my mansion.

boohoo

>>35300086
>tfw trailer park in my pants

>>35300086
well you know anon there are starving children in africa so you can't complain about your penis while they starve

>>35300117
>they cut off the electricity just after you moved in.

>>35300126
She was arguing that being a man is better because of periods, you moron.

>>35300148
yes, and now I'm arguing that you can't complain about your life under that logic because you could be a starving child in africa

>>35295066
>hole that bleeds every month and makes you moody
>cant have sex without worrying about getting pregnent and ruining your hole
>low test so weak and tired most of the time

Nah

>>35300157
You were doing the equivalent of arguing that the starving children are the lucky ones.

>>35300009
>most guys won't even feel it

that's disappointing

>>35300215
nyet silly brobot, you are arguing that having periods doesn't mean having a vagina sucks, I was pointing out the spurious reasoning

>>35300285
no I was arguing that the positives far outweigh the negatives.

I want a prepubescent cunny. They're so small and compact and cute. I don't want a meaty leaky adult vagina though.

The only good part about having pussy is you can have sex whenever you want. Men have to worry about getting hard. It might be easy in your 20's and 30's but once you hit 50 or 60 youll need medication to get hard or won't get hard at all

>>35300301
which you are only arguing because you've never experienced it

>>35300343
You've never experienced having a penis, you would kill yourself if you woke up as a man.

>>35300339
no, if you're not turned on enough it'll legitimately hurt enough to make you want to stop, and get the dick painfully rammed into the cervix, no amount of lube changes that

>>35300378
Your pussy evolved to get wet when penetrated so your forced to get turned on. Hence why girls can orgasm from being raped

>>35300406
>Hence why girls can orgasm from being raped
they do that because rape is hot

>>35299932
>2x as much effort
Explain your math here

>>35300461
pulled from my ass, it's actually about 0.01x the effort if you actually buy a vibrator

>>35300482
That was my fucking point. How do you calculate the difference in effort to buy something (and to keep it from being seen by anyone else) with jacking off?

Kys

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>>35295066
>thinks women have orgasms

I got news for u senpai

>>35300585
Both are incredibly easy, one has enormous rewards.

Jill yourself

why are you guys so horny all the time then?

>>35295066
Not really. Having a dick rocks.

>>35300696
Because my orgasm provides little to no relief.

>>35301063
then have more

>>35301138
That does nothing but makes my dick sore.

>>35301264
try cumming in a woman anon, it seems to really satisfy the guys

>>35301312
>try cumming in a woman anon

I would like to try that.

>>35301312
>try cumming in a woman

>>35301334
find one and do it, I'm sure you can

>>35301518
but what if I infect her with pregnancy?

>>35301541
get her to wear a female condom anon

>>35301621
i wanna feel a puci on my dicc

>>35301679
there's the pill, hormone implants, IUDs, contraceptive sponge thingy
I had the copper iud and it sucked, the hormonal iud is much better

>>35301727
How long would I have to be in a relationship before a girl would be comfortable with me cumming inside her?

>>35301787
how long is a piece of string
depends on the girl, I'd be willing to take it from day one if I went with him to an std test

>>35301846
That's a weird first date.

>>35301866
if it ends in getting laid would you complain?

>>35302007
It was an attempt at levity.

>>35295066
>trading most of my cognitive ability for the sake of pleasure

yeah I'll have to pass on that one, bud.

>>35302071
I would agree with this but I'm cut and really wish I wasn't. If being female guaranteed my genitals weren't mutilated at birth I'd bite the bullet in a heartbeat.

>>35302630
The better answer to that one is simply gassing the kikes.

>>35302680
Believe me anon, when I die, I'm not dying quietly. My manifesto's going to flesh out the mental stress being circumcised has put upon me. Hopefully it'll beat some goddamn regret into my mother, who always says that it was her choice and she refuses to apologize for it.

>>35295066
Just once in my life, I'd like to experience a woman sitting on my lap with my penis in her vagina as she masturbates, so I can feel every sensation her vagina produces as she masturbates and orgasms.

>>35300009
It's noticeable sometimes, it clenches hard enough it makes it hard to move your dick in and out until she relaxes it.