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What's that, you wrote a computer program, made a little website, you uploaded some videos to Youtube? Well, let me take this opportunity to congratulate you, the monkey learned a trick. Look at you, uploading comments. You're already spewing your vile filth all over the computer, huh? Congratulations! You must have an IQ in the double digits!
Here's a little piece of advice. The next time you're gonna unload your jealousies and inadequacies online, here's a little piece of advice. Here's a little piece of advice, slick. Next time you're gonna go on the computer (mommy and daddy bought you a new computer!), you're going to unload your jealousy and inadequacies on somebody else, on a stranger? Just make sure you don't pick Sam Geno, the son of the Papa Geno Pizza empire. I've bought people like you. I've destroyed people like you. It's nothing for me to call up my father, and have every pizza jockey in the nation have a photo of you, right above their oven. Thinking about you, my personal army of pizza makers.
They'll put sauce on you. They'll lay you out. Swing you around in the air just like in the old movies HAH
Then they'll destroy you. Piece by piece. Piece by delicious piece. Cheesy piece by cheesy crusty piece. They'll destroy you.
That's option one. Option two is you can apologize to me. Just say you're sorry. Takes a big man to apologize, don't it? Humble yourself before a god, a pizza god?
Anyway. That's about it. Go fuck yourself.
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How was your day today, man?
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>>35291984
It was fucking garbage, just like yesterday.
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>>35292133
Same here. I'm off for two days though after this shift. I just can't wait to go home, and sit next to my warm computer. Being around computers makes me feel so comfortable and safe for some reason. I guess it's just knowing that there's something smarter than me that I can use and manipulate to do what makes me happy is what makes me so happy to be home alone. It never disagrees, or tries to take advantage of me, it just carries out my instructions without a second thought. We live in an age of great empowerment, buddy.
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My son he told me he likes gurls. He did. He told me when he got off the bus today. That's just great, my son likes gurls. My son likes gurls. His name is Sam Hyde, he's 29. Likes gurls.
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>>35293215
ARE you Tom green?
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>>35293305
What do you mean Anon?
Oregono.
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>>35291918
Pls link the video
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>>35293913
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1Sw6Ci-LBo
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>wtf I want pizza now ?
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>>35291918
>>35293950
Isn't this the guy that shot up that nightclub in Florida with all the gays?
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>>35293977
Yeah, he's still on the loose and if you ever go to Papa Geno's you might get some homosexual flesh in your sausage topping.
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>>35291918
cause WERE JUST GONNA KILL EM
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I want Sam Hyde to wear his Officer Maggot outfit while choking me and spitting in my face.
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Hahaa epic dude I love the sam hyde
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This guy is a boring dickhead really
Edgy teenager humour
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>>35291918
>here's a little piece of advice.
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>>35291918
Funny thought, OP
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I've never watched his videos, why do I see him being associated with the "alt-right"?
Does he just make an edgy Jew joke or something?
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Sam is almost near the point of no return
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>>35295049
Do you think he might actually do something?
Also, what's up with his relationship with his mom?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YuMoy8rECKY
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPfx_jFZQuI
Does /r9k/ hate Sam because he reminds them of themselves?
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>>35291918
I miss when Sam uploaded videos regularly. It feels so empty without MDE. You think they got another TV deal?
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Made with white pride? What?
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