>"Anon, why is my number listed as 'SLAMPIG OOLOL'

I can't be the only one that wants to genuinely date a girl like that can I?

>>35291899
Nope. I'd fall head over heels for her if she showed even the slightest interest. I unironically think she's cute in a dorky kind of way. She looks like a girl who would want to spend the day cuddling and watching anime.

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>>35291899
I think any genuine robot would a girl like this, I have comfy thoughts about having a gf like this one day laying in bed before sleeping.

>>35291754
I want to fuck it. I want a gf like that pig.

Hey, that's my practice girlfriend.

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>>35291899
>>35291947
>>35292472
>>35292525
agreed bros, she seems like a keeper.

>>35292472
Hugging her, holding her all night, not caring if I wake with a numb arm, just... to be able to feel alive for once...

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>>35291947
>her
>she's
>she
>>35291899
>girl
>>35292472
>girl
>gf
>>35292525
gf

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She looks like she'd be grateful to be the pounding hog for a decent frat

Ours was just happy for the attention, even if she was just the "Break glass for emergency pussy" option. Or we were just bored.

>>35292575
Piss off, she's gorgeous!

>>35291754

Because you're just some homely hog I picked up as a practice gf. *lol* Nothing personal, ugly.

But enough of that fuss, papa needs a beejie.

>>35292641
Hahaha nice try, no really, G8 B8 M8

>>35291899
average attainable girls that are still cute in a nerdy sort of way are my fetish

>>35291899
She's gf material

>ywn cuddle with her while watching capeshit on netfllix

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>>35292683
Bruh. Lemme tell you a secret.

Chicks like the OP are actually worse than pretty sorority sister cheerleader types. They KNOW they're unattractive and high value guys aren't interested in them unless it's a joke.

They KNOW creepy low value betas see them as "attainable" and it pisses them off to no end, being reminded of their status.

Chubby dorks like her actually have stronger bitch shields than pretty girls.

>>35292790
Backing this guy:

These girls desire the same thing and can even be more hornier, mixed with the fact that they aren't that desirable and you can guess how far they'de be willing to go for the right guy

hint: it's not you

>>35292790
>>35292902
Well yeah, I'm aware. I said it's my fetish; fetishes don't have to be realistic, they're just something for a lonely robot like me to fap over. Modern women are almost all whores, even the sub-par ones in terms of attractiveness, because even an ugly women can get tons of attention from betas. That's why I don't bother with women regardless of attractiveness in real life.

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>>35291899
I'm full-on normie and I would happily breed and grow old with girl in OP's pic. Bitter incels who give themselves impossible standards from plastic-packed porn stars and 2D waifus, then hate on women because most of them look like human beings are just pathetic. y'all're like one big greek tragedy.

>>35292902
True

That's actually part of the reason for the slampig phenomenon

Less attractive chicks MUST be sluttier to attract men. While she's getting railed by a dozen brothers she's praying at least one of them might pity her and catch feelings. If that fails she at least walks away feeling validated. "Yeah! Those hot guys just ran a train on me! I'm so damn sexy!".

>>35293007
this
im not even a normie but in my high school its typically robots who crushes on a mega attractive stacies
most normies ive met on the other hand seems to be after average looking peeps

>>35291754
She's adorable.
I'd love her forever.
I bet she has the cutest smile.
I wish I could make her smile.

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Man with many options + Woman with few options = Homecooked meals and sex every night

Man with many options + Women with many options = DRAAAMMAAAAA

Man with few options + Woman with many options = Cuckoldry

Woman with few options + Man with few options = Bitter and resentful couple who only together out of fear of loneliness

>>35291754
She looks like a realistic mei, I'd slam the fuck out of that and do everything I could to keep her

>>35293276
you forgot
Man with many options + Woman with few options = practice gf

http://www.xvideos.com/video13708929/trim.fb5e26c7-35ce-4df6-8431-bf364c4edb1e.mov#_tabComments
TFW no average low self esteem slut to share with frat bros and then make wash the dishes

beta robots cucks want to marry these easy pickings at first sight, L M A O not before they've been through the alpha sigma theta cock crucible

>>35293276
>Woman with few options
But this doesn't exist every woman realize at some point she can fuck practically any man with no effort, relationships are skewed so far towards women these days it's ridiculous for most men to even try

>>35293361
no shit, thats a porn website

>>35293374
I mean few options the way women see it

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I think I'll kill myself soon.

ll I've ever wanted was to make a girl happy.
It hurts too much knowing I'll never be able to do that.

Every day I feel more and more disgusted by the world.

>>35293517
Which is why I said eventually, every woman eventually realizes she could do more, women are programmed to ride the carousel and cheat

>>35291754
Go to work nick

>>35291899
Every time this girl is posted I say she's my ideal girl.

>>35293361
>share
Cucks are disgusting you fags need to go back to your reddit subs

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>>35293361
Say what you want about piggy pussy but they put more effort in. Hot chicks just lie there and do nothing.

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Would a girl really resent me for not being more attractive?

Are they really like that?

>>35293536
Duh

But even women know where the cap is. They end up as blue haired "lesbians", snag a beta provider, or start a cat collection.

>>35293557
It's only cucked if she's your gf/wife

Slampigs are the communal sperm collection bin

What? You fantasize about marrying the sow or some shit?

Fuck outta here

>>35293689
Yes and no. Women think 80% of guys are ugly. Being alpha can compensate to a high degree if you're on the high end of ugly.

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>>35293770
>not wanting a chubby plain gf
kys senpai

>>35292641
My frat would never have a pounding hog this beat

Everyone in my phone is full first and last names, even my mother.

>>35293933
Hence "she'd" be grateful

>>35293795
I feel so inadequate.
It hurts so much.

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>Sorority girls never keep around an overweight geek for raunchy fun

LIFE

ON

EASYMODE

>>35291754
Her lips look so soft and kissable.

>>35291899
Fuck no. My buddy is a loser in every sense of the word and dates a chick like this. All she does is burrows down to his level and keeps him comfortable while they both fester in a pile of shit.

His room is disgusting. There is cat shit, piss and throw up on the floor all the time. The whole house smells bad. He sleeps on a twin size bed on the floor wedged into the corner between the wall and a shitty couch that should have been thrown out 10 years ago. There are no sheets on the bed and there is a constant shuffling in and out of old food and empty alcohol containers. She is gross and he is gross but they are content with their shitty, gross lives because they get to have ugly sex a few times a week. He thinks he's hit the jackpot now but hes a 27 year old college dropout (multiple times he's attempted to go back and dropped out) that works a shitty serving job and is getting fatter every day. She used to be a motivated, frumpy college student and has now turned into a lazy and gross underachiever. She has accepted his depressing lifestyle and allowed him to not take stock of how shitty things have become for him.

I pity them both.

>>35292790
Thiss. In addition they crave chad cawk all the more since it makes them feel attractive which they desperately want to feel like.

>>35293535
Iktf. But at least the plot will thicken. Might as well stick it out to see what happens

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>>35294169
>tfw no disgusting legbeard gf to be disgusting and happy with

I want a gf who's as big as a loser as me so we never have to feel insecure about anything and just b ourselvs

I try to find something else to find some fun and fulfilment from, since relationships aren't going to bring me that.

But no matter what I spend my day doing, I still go to bed alone every night, and it all hits me again.

>tfw he has your name as Flat Katie

>>35294169
There's no reason to believe the girl in the OP image is slovenly.

>>35291754
I just want to work to support her, so she can spend her time doing whatever she likes.
I wouldn't care if she wanted to study full time or just wanted to play video games all day.

I'd just want my little angel to be happy.

>>35294752
Beta: the providing

>>35294872
I know.

Ideally I'd be providing for a family, but I doubt that'll ever happen.

No its pizza hut cunt fag

>>35294909
Thanks for raising my kids, dont worry about your wife's pussy, I'm already pounding it