I give up, anons. I can't hack it with 3D women anymore.

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Consume digital media such as anime and video games until you find a character that you really like.
It's pretty simple anon. Good luck on finding your perfect waifu!

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Start with Kantai Collection. It's a goldmine of waifus. You'll definitely find one you want to claim.

>>35289546
But I don't like anime. Some of those fine anime bitches got them prime tits tho.

>>35289659
Is that the anime about the girls that are really boats or the boats that are really girls or something?

I'm not sure I want a boat-girl. A monster-girl sounds OK though.

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>>35289505
Don't go hunting for a waifu, if you do that you'll never find her. You make it sound like you're only going after 2D because you can't find a 3D, and with that outlook you will never find a waifu. A waifu has to be a 2D girl that you honestly love with all your heart and wouldn't trade her for anyone else.

>>35289802
Yeah, but I'm not going to sit around watching shitty Chinese cartoons for years to find the perfect waifu. I'm a robot, not a weeb.

>>35289935
You obviously have no idea what a waifu is or what they are supposed to mean to you. Sounds like you just want one to treat her as an accessory.

Fix your outlook or you will never have an actual waifu.

>>35289991
Having a 2D waifu sounds more complicated than talking to actual women. Nevermind, I don't give up.

>>35290431
Having a waifu takes time and dedication just like a real woman, it's not meant for everyone.

>>35290556
Well what's the point of it then if it takes time and dedication too?

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>>35289505
Oh, I have just the thing for you my dude

https://docs.google.com/document/d/17iiFxZ9PYXXxSqWHdU2YoPsGfJr90w8aIG_evqc1wiY/edit

It's a pretty good guide, I'm pretty happy now

>>35290655
Because a waifu will never leave you and will always love you and stays cute forever. The down side is you can't touch them or talk to them.

>>35290713
What about lucid dreaming the waifu? Does that count as halfway?

>>35290735
>not making a tulpa of your waifu
>current year

uh huh

>>35290773
But tulpas aren't even real, anon. They're just a stupid meme made by rejected teens on social media. We at least know lucid dreaming is a real thing.

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>>35290713

Also she's the waifu of hundreds if not thousands of other men so you'll never have to give up your cuck lifestyle. Bonus!

>>35290794
Tulpas? A meme?

welp, I guess that 2 years of happiness meant nothing

>>35290807
What about a super obscure waifu? I'm leaning towards the kobold monster girl track runner from that meme comic.

>>35290807
The fact other people waifu her is irrelevant, dummy.

It's Saturday night, shouldn't you be out licking Chad's cum out of Stacy's roastie?

>>35289669
Then start liking it,you absolute faggot. Anime is the way. The only way.

>>35291762
Yeah but how does one avoid watching bad ones? 99% of it looks like dumb Yi-Gi-Oh shit.

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>>35290655
Because the only part that`s hard is falling in love and you finding a way to rationalize being with her. Waifus never reject you or make you feel like shit.

>>35291776
Just look for anime that appeal to your own tastes in terms of genres and themes. It`s just like with movies.

Cut off your dick and never go outside or do anything productive ever again

>>35292348
OK, what's the anime with the gay looking catboy thing?

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>>35289505
This is you "waifu" OP, ignore the text. Saika is kawaii as phuk