At a wedding that I wasn't invited to as my friend's plus one because his normie gf couldn't come and im his third backup choice. Wut do?
get drunk and fuk the bride
>get drunk
>take some amphetamine
>smash the cake in a drunken rageAlso are you a girl, OP?
>>35285379
Smash the cake. You have to ruin this for the bride. Brides are, by definition, Stacys.
>>35285379
Keep bringing up divorce stats to everyone there