Have you ever been confronted as a NEET by your parents? K

They don't live with me, so it's none of their concern.

>>35283255
Don't they guilt trip you for living off benefits?

>>35283239
My mum keeps telling me to get a job and a boyfriend, usually daily or more if she's in a bad mood. She threatens to kick me out quite a lot, but she never actually does anything.

>>35283303
Is that what she did when she was your age anon?
>tfw your dad was actually more of a sugardaddy to your mum

Man every time I listen to that video, utter despai overcomes me.

>>35283346
despair despair!!!
originato

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>>35283239
One of my favorite moments in /r9k/ history

I like to believe that this happens at least once a week to all the NEET's out there

>>35283303
Will you be my jobless qt gf?

My parents are literally planning to kill me if I don't stop being NEET

>>35283332
She says she was "totally independent" at 17, she had a job at that point, not sure about a bf.

>>35283363
I'd rather not, I don't think I'm cute anyway.

>>35283360
Yeah I think so too, always feel like shit afterwards.

Listening to that video kinda gives me PTSD. Can I get more benefits for that?

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I'm not a NEET anymore but when I was I would sometimes get a "talking to" about how I wasn't doing anything with my life and that I needed to get a job or get out.

My only response to that was fuck off because I was still paying rent and always have. And now that I'm close to moving out my mom actually has the gall to tell me I'm putting her in a spot when it was her who would threaten to evict me all the time. Fuck her, adios bitch.

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>>35283406
But the next time your mom gets mad you can bring up all about your online bf

>>35283406
Well even if you don't think you are cute, you can be someones cute girlfriend. Since that is subjective, so someone might actually think you are beautiful even if you don't believe it, no joke.

>>35283488
I just don't want a bf, it seems like a lot of unnecessary hassle and stress.

>>35283500
I don't know how to feel about this, I guess it's true is all I can really think of to say.

Nice dubs

>>35283500
This is true, there's this girl that objectively isn't the prettiest, she has acne and kind of nosey, but I think she's literally perfect.

>>35283562
what about an original gf

>>35283239
nah, my parents know i'm retarded and leave me alone, comfy feel.

>>35283576
Also just go on porn sites, a lot of those women are so ugly they are a turn off, but other men love them, I mean there wouldn't be tags like bbw without people searching for it.

>>35283583
Same thing applies.

>>35283562
While thank you, that was the greatest success of my life!
I mean getting dubs and not being ignored by a female, at the same time?!

>>35283576
Same here, plain looking girls are my fetish so even girls who aren't subjectively "pretty" are 10/10s to me.

>tfw you have an enabling mother who doesn't want you to move out because she's lonely
>tfw 28 and NEET

POOPOOPEEPEE

>>35283583
That sounds like even more drama

>>35283649
>that was the greatest success of my life!
This is quite sad Anon, but your welcome I guess, for the not being ignored by a female part at least.

>>35283239
I just finished watching this anime

It's extremely comfy I recommend it to all robots who like comfy stuff

>>35283787
Well everyone has a reason to be here, that's mine

>>35283239
Anyone know what this guy is doing nowadays?

>>35283819

Devil's a part timer, right?

>>35283910
>Devil's a part timer, right?
You are correct.

Normie breeders are fucking autistic. You force a new body+consiousness into a shitty existence without its consent, you raise it like shit so that it turns to a computer for comfort, you say nothing about it, then when they are a NEET 19 year old suddenly you expect them to leave your home instantly like it's a human factory with no love and all of their problems are completely their fault. For god sake stop having kids just for fun. And heads up, these retarded "muh anxiety" phone addicted mouth breather cuck milennials are going to do this more than ever.

>>35283301
I'm self funded

>>35283929

Yondemasu yo, Azazel-kun is somewhat in the same park if you haven't seen yet.

>>35283943
>are going to do this more then ever
What do you mean?

I was homeless for awhile because I told my parents to go fuck themselves when they told to get a job or go back to school. Now I am disability income and live alone.

I get violent so they learned not to pester me.

>>35283943

This, saw this happen to so many of my peers when they turned 19-ish. Parents got really cold towards them, some got kicked out, others suddenly had to start paying rent etc.

>>35284050
What did you do to them anon?

>>35284014
"having kids just for fun".

I was NEET for 4 years and my mum never really bothered me. She realized how shit the job market was and of course that i was an anxiety ridden autist

Feel sorry for all the people on here that have shit parents.

>the dad at one point literally says 'we need to just fucking kill him' (at least that's what it sounded like)

Jesus Christ

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Anyone have that video of some Chad beating a NEET on the couch. I can't find it

>>35284074

So far nothing to them, but some furniture was lost. It's their fault i'm a high class wizard to be in 3 years anyway.
I wouldn't like to go too far but there's not much to lose anyway so it doesn't matter.

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>>35284079
I fucking hate that people want kids just to have kids. It's like those children who demand to have three pets or something arbitrarily expensive. If you understand your constrictions and have the means to take care of an animal such as a dog then by all means do it. If you can't afford it and get three cats and two dogs because they're "le cute XDD" and use them as internet attention garnering machines without properly caring for them (shots etc.) You deserve pain. Same shit happens with parents who have kids and barely take correct care of them because "I have le kids now I m now an proper adult XDDD"

>>35284152

It's a classic thing to hear from parents with small kids, "I can't wait til they're 18 and move out".

>>35283819
Which one sensei? I never watch anime but if there's an anime about being a NEET i'm in.

>>35284233
What haven't you seen welcome to the NHK?

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>>35284151

Fair enough anon. Hope you can maintain your comfy life. 35 here and still with mine, never had a single argue with mine for my entire life though.

>>35284233

Devil is a part-timer. The NEET is a somewhat minor character though.

>>35284233

"The devil is a part timer"

It's quite the opposite about being a NEET,since it's a work-enviroment comedy,there is a NEET character though,who gets introduced later in the series

Still, it's a very comfy series and it's only 13 episodes so you don't really have much to lose

Just watch the first episode and that should be enough to hook you

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>>35283239
Once every two weeks for me. It's one little thing that sets them off(yesterday it was me getting a big ass plate of spaghetti since we always have fucking leftovers from it which need to get thrown away).
They usually start calling me greedy, a sociopath and selfish.
Then they name off all the little ways I fucked up since the last time they yelled at me. They tell me to get a fucking job and threaten to kick me out(I get money from plans donations I don't tell them about since if have money if the madmen do that shit, it would be around $120 so far).
They also say I do nothing for the house, even though I clean the kitchen, my 11 year old sister's room, the pool and take care of the chickens.
After that it's my fuck up. Since I get pissed off myself and start being a smart ass to them, resulting in my dad getting in my face and my mom telling him to calm down.
I then fuck off somewhere else until my parents calm down.

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>louis' dad breaks the door down and finds a corpse

>>35284152
You kinda described my sister. She's 26 and now has a 1yo son together with her bf who is 24. Totally breaking their relationship, he gets violent and pissed off ever since. I never got why they got a child and pointed me as a godfather (topkek). Both have working-class jobs and probably won't save up for college. Poor kid.

>>35284152
abso fucking lutely correct

I need to remember the term "breeders", makes for a good insult to these cotton-embalmed normal faggots who do this shit and never get any criticism for it

>>35284359

>take care of the chickens

lmao what

>>35284656
My family owns 14 hens which I take care of.

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>>35283239
Someone fill me up on some context?

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>you will never be as feral as louis

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>>35284359
You need to stand up for yourself. They're never going to respect you if you let them keep treating you like a child. They're used to being able to boss you around and bully you since you were a kid, now you're an adult and it's time for you to tell them to fuck off. If your father threatens you threaten him back, louder and more violently. You're younger, you're stronger, he needs to realize that he's a weak old man now and YOU'RE the tough guy. Kick his ass if you have to, show him that you're not some little kid to just stand there and take his abuse any more.

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>be NEET
>spend all my days jerking off and playing vidya
>one day my dad comes around in the afternoon and catches me sleeping
>have been telling him that i'm actively looking for work during the day
>he goes completely apeshit
>yelling at me telling i'm a waste of space
>squares up to me and says i'm a pussy
>tells me to be a man and hit him
>yelling at me to hit him
>won't do it (wish i had)
>go upstairs and punch a hole through the bathroom wall

Yeah, that was a weird one.

>>35283239
Sounds like my childhood tbqh.

>>35283239
They've brought it up before but there's never been a Louis-tier scenario.

They have however confronted me about the internet addiction that they're convinced I have. I just live in a very boring part of the country with not much else to do.