>You are walking down the street and you see this How do

>seal the deal

shes out of my league, why would i approach her in the first place?

>>35282927
She just gave you fuck me eyes

She clearly wants what you are offering

>>35282914
I have to say, that is a mighty fine black woman.

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>Doesn't even have a penis

No thanks, I'm not a fucking faggot

I'd let my pants do the talking.

>>35282914
I would say daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn. Then we fug.

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>>35282956
>She clearly wants what you are offering
>implying

>>35282914
I'd just get a condom out of my pocket and hold it up so she can see it. Then proceed to go with her to the next quiet enough place.

Actually despite conventional belief here, hot black girls who look somewhat caucasian are veeeerrrryyy nice...Its crazy, especially if your white and atleast 5'7 or higher. Its extremely easy to get with black girls. In my experience they are always Child of the Corn type of nice toward me, and I'm like the nerdiest white country faggot there was when I moved to NY.

Its like a paradox of reality vs misconception, I was really stunned. I've only virginity to black gals though, my race is too slutty/shallow...But it really depends on the person than race when it comes to real interaction honestly

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nohuppos

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This is now a sexy black chick thread

>>35283106
Is this a meme for ants?

>it's a nigger
>she's also a whore

By walking away.

>>35282956
She wants a fat Mexican autist.

>tfw you'll never have a 10/10 niggress giving you "fuck me eyes"

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You're in your favorite restaurant when you this

>"ooooh papi, come talk to me"

What do?

In the mood: Smiles back ;Haha hello can you give me your phone number?

Not in the mood:Do nothing.

>>35283351
>Seeing the ass crack out the back of them jeans

God damnit

>>35283351
I'd spend an awkward, loud x-mas with her coloured family to get her in bed.

Great, this thread makes me want to fuck a black chick. Thanks lads.

>see this
I immediately retrace my steps to leave the poor, dangerous area I am currently in. I then spend some time in contemplation to better understand why I ventured into the concrete jungle in the first place.

>>35283633
Look at the house at the last second, it's the suburbs.

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>>35283604
Its natural to feel this way

Embrace it

>>35284107
Is there a name for this gorgeous sheboon

>>35282914
i dont
i aint touchin no nigger

>>35284107
This makes my dick actually hurt

>tfw no black gf

>>35284107
>black
She has lighter skin than mexicans.

>>35284284
I did some digging (for research purposes) and it's Alexis Skyy.

>>35283493
mfw I've done this. hispanic girls are really hot

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May I present the hottest girl in this thread?

>>35284401
The pajamas do her no favors imo.

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>>35283351
this is what I'd be doing in said situation

>>35284395
>Alexis Skyy.
Nice. Good work mate.

>>35283351
First of all sauce.
Second, honestly she's out my league and that would never happen, BUT in the extremely rare case that it does, I'd try my best to swallow my autism and work a miracle.

>>35282914
I'm probably going to get a shit ton of. "Normie get out reeeeeee" for this but id talk to her.

Think about it, what have I got to lose? If I fuck up im back at square one again, a KHV. If I succeed, then go me.

>>35283351

If that's all natty my dick is diamonds

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>>35283604
Its the proper way god intended

>>35282914


"AAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY MAMIIIIII! OO-OOOOOOOOO! BRING THOSE TORTAS OVER HERE ABUELA LET ME SHOW YOU MY VIRGIN MARY CANDLE! RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR ARIBA ANDALE ANDALE!"

>>35284579
Who is she? What is she saying? Why is the video called twerkk when there was no twerking?

Guess I'm low test cuz I don't like the big booty at all

You just don't approach a random grill walking down a street fucking autistic weirdos

>>35284716
>Don't approach girls walking down a street
>Don't approach girls in school, you'll make the whole semester awkward
>Don't approach girls at work, you'll make your time there hell
What the fuck are you supposed to do?

>>35284716
Mate she turned around and smiled pretty suggestively. I think you could get away with this one.

>>35282914
>b-b-back that ass u-up

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Do winking black anuses turn you on?

>>35284734
Accept the potential social suicide or never get a cute gf. Your call mate, literally every guy makes it when deciding to approaching a girl.

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>>35282914

What did she mean by this?

origami oreganus

>>35284734

this. I don't fucking understand how normalshits expect us to not be virgins when it's IMPOSSIBLE to approach a woman and have it not be awkward or creepy.

>>35284734
I chatted to a cute girl I was on the train with. She was quite friendly and didnt spaz out. Felt good to put myself out there even if I ddint get her number

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>>35284769
Yup, that's a butthole alright.

>>35284769
>pic
>[brapping intensifies]

>>35284458
Yup, enjoy.

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>tfw no ebony goddess to COLONIZE

>>35283106
Using pic from piss bottle thread, caught red-handed
>>35282275

>>35282914
their hair only looks like that like once a month.

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>>35285203
hurts bad tbqff

You should smack her ass but then pretend to be blind.

Or say "I'm sorry, I thought you were someone else!"

>>35284360
her dress doesn't match her behavior

>>35284769
it reminds me too much or a horse

>>35287578
>implying that doesn't make it better

Where the fuck do you think you are

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>>35285203
Feels bad, there's literally zero black women where I live...

>>35284401
Reminds me too much of diaper fetish and such, no thanks

>>35282914
>A fucking nigger

I wont do anything other than look away in disgust

>>35282914
its a nigress so I'll do pretty well since I'm not into them. funny how you treat women you have zero attraction to even if they are actually hot.

>You are walking down the street
p. unlikely desu.

I would never fuck a black woman. It's really for the better. Whereas other races our always trying to fuck my women (white women).

>>35282914
>Go to gander mountain
>buy shotgun(Post freedom group 870)
>shoot myself

Hi, can I jizz on your boots?