>live with 3 people in an apartment >sit in my room >10

shit in your hand and throw it out the window that's what i always do in situations like this

Just get naked and go to the toilet like that. Everyone will think that you are a cool badass and won't mess with you.

>>35280351
You shit in the living room?

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>>35280351
This is my list of options: pull a poo poo pee pee prank on them, or just shit out of your window.

>>35280372
i think it would be funny if you throw it on cars

>>35280351
do you have an old shirt or something around? just shit on it and throw it out of your window

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>>35281138
This. People will think it was just some homeless person

>>35280476
the thought of op just casually walking in to the living room and taking the worlds quickest shit and leaving like nothing happened is kek

>>35280351
Go to some restaurant or something and shit there.

>>35280351
Way way hol up nigga

You're fine with going out past the normies?

If you can do that then just shit.

>go to bathroom
>turn on shower
>shit
>take a shower/wet your hair
>get out

>>35281471
>*BANG BANG BANG*
>Anon, my friend has to piss. I swear if you're jerking it in the shower again I'm going to bust down this door!

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>not having a potty in your room for when situations like this arise

Update: They finally left and I could take a shit....

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>>35280351
Shit in a bucket and throw it out the window as far as you can