>Accidentally have men selected on tinder >Match with objectively

>accidentally

oregano

>>35280222
do it desu senpai, i would

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>>35280222
>accidentally

askdfljaslkgj

>>35280222
>accidentally


That's what they all say you shitstain ;)

>>35280242
>>35280383
>>35280442
I wish i was gay but it was an accident. I did get a superlike which was nice. I have 0 attraction to men.

>>35280515
One day you'll give in and break, unless you fap to traps like me because we all know that traps aren't gay

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>>35280222
your trips aren't hiding shit, faggio

>>35280222
wait, you can gayfuck on tinder? what's the point of grindr then? those normie things confuse me.

>>35280554
I swear I am not gay I even tried watching gay porn. I am very open minded. Nope nothing. My fetish is actually boring petite teen girls.

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>>35280515
>>35280581
sure thing, homo

>>35280222
>accidentally suck Chad's penis

>>35280222
you have to manually select guys for a match.
>Accidentally
no no, we get it.

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>accidentally gets matched goes on a date and gets analed
Good thing it was an accident and he isnt actually gay right?

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Fucking kek
Someone make a screencap

>>35280893
it's not gay if you don't push back

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>Run into high school chad bully
>He tries to apologize
>I looked so soft and vulnerable so he was trying to "toughen me up"
>Says he'll make it up by taking me somewhere
>Too beta to say no
>We visit a bar with some of his friends
>Actually pretty fun
>Night goes on
>I realize his banter is actually more like flirting
>This motherfucker pulls me in and asks if I'm a good boy or a bad boy
>Tries to fucking kiss me
>Haul ass and flee
>Block everything

It's an abstract kind of feel. Turns out he was bi. He was honestly 9/10 (no homo) and his friend says he had a huge crush on me.

Why the fuck are men so much less discriminating than women? I've had girls shout "I HAVE A BOYFRIEND!" if I even ask for directions. Shooting me looks of horror if I dare to smile.

>>35281844
alpha homos are into soft beta cucks

women usually want strong men who can protect them, but strong gay men just want to ravage that pale flabby ass