Eh? You've never seen a pair of breasts before? And you're

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I-I-I-I-I-I bet you wanna see my vagina too! You pervert! W-W-Well, we're already this far! Might as well! I'm not wearing p-panties anyway!

S-S-S-So, what do you think? ...Well, I guess that ragin' 'rection in your pants answers THAT question! HAHAHAHAHA! Y-Y-You're such a pathetic p-pervert, user! I-I-I-I bet it's the first one you've seen since you slid out of your mother's! L-L-Look how wet it is, too! Jeezums fucking Crikes, it's so fucking wet! I-I've never seen it this wet before! Look what you're doing to me, you freaking pervert! Y-You sure know how to make a girl all hot and bothered! Oh, lordy! Christ-on-a-stick! You'd better take some responsibility for this! A-After all, when it's this wet, it's much easier to c-cram something up there! And I'm leaking like a freaking s-sieve here! You'd better p-p-p-p-plug it up RIGHT NOW!

more? n m vhjf

>>35279932
>>35279944
>no baka

Sad!

But why, OP?
orchard

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>>35279932
>>35279944
ITT: things that are likely to never happen to any of us

I fucking hate this place so much

I fucking hate this picture and this copypasta

>>35279932
>>35280120
>>35280171
This copypasta kills the robot

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>>35280171
Why do you come here anon then?

I-I'm slightly erect reading this................................................

>>35279932
>>35279944
what are you doing with your life my man? how did you get here?

this pasta is so strange but every time I see ragin rection I kek

>>35279932
>>35279944
heterochromia is a huge turn-off for me

>>35279932
I can't just ignore this Copy and Paste whenever it pops up, it's fucking hilarious. Average tsundere cliche.

FUCK OFF WITH THIS PASTA DONT TAINT KOGASA BY PUTTING HER HERE IN /r9k/

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>>35279932
I would rather see a naked cute boy

>>35280591
slightly? Im rocking a full erect boner right now and im in the churchs restroom.

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My issue is If this would happen to me I would be 100% loyal to the girl.

I literally would do anything to make this girl smile.

Since I have never been given a chance with a date it just hurts my feels.

Damn I just wanked and now I read this pasta neutrally without getting turned on. I think I'll never be able to fap to this again.

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>tfw going out with an older mommy who lives alone and I get to suck and touch her tits all day long
>tfw they're big and nice
>tfw it's a women every man who meets her wants to fuck

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>>35279932
>>35279944
Has this pasta really never been posted on /r9k/ before? I've been seeing it for years on [s4s]

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>>35279932
>>35279944
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1fsmBAVqkI2
Here you go anon

>>35282059
Please record yourself masturbating

>>35282170
I don't talk that much when i masturbate though

>>35282059
>>35282170
>>35282229
Seconding this

Please... do it.

>>35282229
Then just read your favorite doujin please

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>>35282255
I might later if the threads still alive. I'm heading into work right now. If you have doujin requests feel free to drop them

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>>35282355
Uhh

Uhh

How about that you make another thread for it? So all robots can enjoy your voice.

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>tfw you try to escape from touhou
>find this thread

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>>35279932
STOP
STOP REMINDING ME THAT STUFF LIKE THAT DOESNT EXIST

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>>35279932
>Tfw xenophobic tomboy gf from isolated forest town literally tried to initiate her first time by grabbing my hands and roughly pressing them against her while saying something akin to this.
>Tfw she awkwardly fumbled with the erect dick and mumbled "Just fucking put it..." and handled it like a toy.

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>>35282785
i'm sorry anon that things are like this

it will not get better

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>>35282059
fucking nice

oregino

>>35280120
Well yes, since real women don't talk like that

>no girl will ever show her breasts to you

>>35282059

Too obvious my dude, you have to work on your girl voice a little more

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>>35279932
>>35279944

This has to be the absolute worst thing about weeaboos. Even in their most deeply held fantasies women jabber on endlessly like retards, never shutting the fuck up, saying things only the most autistic mind could dream up and see as appealing.

>>35284766
>implying what real people say is appealing
Do you even know the point of escapism? Why the jap fantasy arts (games, vidya, manga, etc) tend to be so unrealistic?

>>35283057
Things THAT NEVER EVEER HAPPENED MY LAPPEN.

>>35281935
>>35280619

it has. If you've never seen this before please don't ever post again.

Kogasa is cute and bubbly spookster and not a slut.

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>>35279932
STAY ON /s4s/ FOR FUCKS SAKE STOP SHITTING UP MY BOARD AND GO BACK TO YOUR OWN REDDIT CONTAINER REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>35285078

Yeah the point of escapism is to get away from that bullshit, not to conjure up a woman that is even more retarded and who spouts even more autistic babble than any 3d girl alive. Taking the worst qualities of women and exaggerating them, making them worse, isn't escapism you fucktard, it's fetishization. Leave it to the broken-brained weeaboo to miss the point.

>>35279932
>>35279944
This is fucking hot.
t. femdomfag

She's not coming back is she.... >>35282355

>>35287495

Fuck off, fetishization is part of my escapism!

>>35279932

Do one about blowjobs dammit

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>>35282059
>>35282355
God damn it's hot reading it but whenever someone else reads it I just cringe.

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>>35282059

I could fap to your voice if you did something about giving a blowjob.

>>35288241
this to be quite honestp

>>35288241
>>35288388
>>35288364
NO SHE HAS TO DO A SCHLICKING/MOANING ONE FIRST.

Fuck you guys.

>>35282603
Touhou never leaves you anon.

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>>35288034
Ohayou anon. No one left doujins for me to read aww
>>35288319
Isn't that the point though?
>>35288364
I just read em, i don't write em

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>>35279932
>>35279944
>no baka

>>35279932
>>35279944
I've had dreams of this happening since I was like 8. Why are you doing this to me, OP? Why can't real women be this autistic?

>>35288823
>Ohayou anon. No one left doujins for me to read aww
Please give me your skype

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>Autistic anime girls don't exist

I HOPE EVERYONE IN THE WORLD DIES INCLUDING ME

>>35288877

Its a guy you fucking retard

>>35288823
Record pomf.

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>>35288893

IT'S NOT FAIR IT'S NOT FAIR IT'S NOT FAIR

IF I CAN'T LIVE IN A WORLD WITH AUTISTIC ANIME GIRLS THEN I WON'T LIVE AT ALL, AND I'LL TAKE YOU ALL WITH ME

RRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>35288823

Can't you improvise? I can't write for shit :(

>>35288823
Please do a schlicking / moaning audio and I will love you forever.

>>35288823
>>35282355
https://exhentai.org/s/d928eab44c/913760-39