>on college campus for a total of two months >wake up 2

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>on college campus for a total of two months
>wake up 2 hours after my morning class
>missed the quiz and grade is looking sour
>godfuckingdamnit.jpg
>roommate walks in stoned
>is surprised because I'm almost never in the room unless asleep
>we have nearly never hung out before this moment
>we talk for a bit about school and stuff
>we share a mutual interest in writing and theater
>asks if I'd like to smoke a little
>never tried it before but I guess now's the time
>coughing into oblivion
>proceed to binge three seasons of Archer with the guy
>dude's pretty cool
>asks if I'd like to hang with his frat brothers
>I smoke a gram
>brothers are impressed
>wander back to my room and see cute girl from orientation
>start flirting with her
>go back to her room
>shit's getting heavy
>this is it finally
>this is my moment
>catch a glance at myself in mirror
>I look like a kid again and 8th grade was just yesterday
>old insecurities come back
>I tell her I can't and go back to my room
>start sobbing uncontrollably
>turn on shower and lock myself in bathroom
>at some point pass out on the floor
>wake up to university staff opening up the bathroom to check if I had killed myself
>entire dorm building hears about it
>girl feels responsible
>parents hear about it
>they feel responsible
>friends and old acquaintances send me messages of support and parents pull me out of college
>can't look anyone in the eye
>parents consider therapist

TL;DR

I got high for the first time, and as a result, cucked myself out of losing my virginity and had my stupid ass pulled out of college until my parents think I'm ready.

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