So, because retarded coworkers and because I work with a family member I need to fake a date and leave my house 6 hours or so
Where fuck can I go and hide for 6 fucking hours?
The thing went mostly like this
>lurking here with phone at work
>hey anon are you chatting with your GF
>I-im looking the news
>come on anon you are always with it I'm sure your GF is awesome
>family member that KNOW if I'm in home or not was hearing this shit
>I need to "admit" it and tell them I'm going to totally fuck some girl in the pussy to avoid my robot status being discovered
>Now I need to spend my free day somefuckingwhere
I fucking hate anything that can be done outside a house
Halp
normie ithf
>>35274566
>Go home
>"Hey, didn't you say that you had a date earlier?"
>"I don't have a GF. Dumb cunt needs to mind her own business"
Problem solved
>>35274566
My advice is find a bar outside where any of your relatives live and go get hammered. On the off chance you are discovered, say she stood you up.
>>35274566
go walk around someplace cool like a storm drain
>>35274613
Bitch, I need to work with this fagggots for god know how many years, I need to keep my normalfag persona
>>35274766
And how long do you want to keep this up? You didn't think this through did you? You already sound like a normalfag so stop making pointless lies and trying to cover them up and fuck off. Nobody you work with cares if you have a GF or not and if they do they're shit.
>>35274826
Why?
Having a job?
You can't be under 25 forever
>>35274945
Nobody at your stupid normalfag fuck job cares about your non existent girlfriend you dumb fucking normie. You got yourself into shit because you're an idiot and now you just want to dig the hole deeper. Fuck off fag.