Robots, how do you sneak a fart when you're around people

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2017-03-04 04:02:25 Post No. 35273100
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Anonymous 2017-03-04 04:02:25 Post No. 35273100 [Report]

Robots, how do you sneak a fart when you're around people for the day? Even at family gatherings Idk how to do it. Seems kinda silly that 20+yr olds hold in their farts in shame when around other people. I can't imagine how someone like President Trump, who is ALWAYS surrounded by people can let loose. Anyone help me out with this?

Anonymous 2017-03-04 04:03:05 Post No.35273108
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Anonymous 2017-03-04 04:03:05 Post No.35273108 [Report]

fart and blame it on the prettiest girl around

Anonymous 2017-03-04 04:05:38 Post No.35273153
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>>35273100
i just fucking fart dude

just be that guy it doesn't matter
none of this matters

Anonymous 2017-03-04 04:08:38 Post No.35273203
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>>35273153
>I just fucking the fart
Same

Anonymous 2017-03-04 04:08:46 Post No.35273207
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>>35273100
what do you mean? Normies don't hold in their farts, they usually do it and make some stupid joke.

Holding in farts is bad also, just excuse yourself and go fart in private if a normal bodily function bothers you so much.

I bet you hold your pee in also

Anonymous 2017-03-04 04:08:47 Post No.35273208
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Anonymous 2017-03-04 04:08:47 Post No.35273208 [Report]

Hmm, looks like the first two answers suggest playing the blame game or owning up to it. Sadly I think qts would still be disgusted by me in either case. Anyone got any wiser advice?

Anonymous 2017-03-04 04:13:21 Post No.35273294
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Anonymous 2017-03-04 04:13:21 Post No.35273294 [Report]

>>35273207
Damn, I never knew that that normies fart so casually. I'd give anything for a qt to fart casually around me. Interesting stuff.

Anonymous 2017-03-04 04:21:42 Post No.35273453
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Brotip: trim or shave and then they're silent. Don't even bother testing at home. In public you can just let it rip and noone will be any wiser.

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