>try to do exercise
>inevitably hurt myself doing basic things
>can't even do a single squat without falling over
>>35272308
Spread your feet further apart or closer together, whatever helps you balance. Don't forget to pop fat ass and make sure your knees don't extend past your feet ;)
>>35272542
DAT, fucking phone. DAT ass.
>>35272542
I don't think you fully grasp my degree of inflexibility. I cannot squat in any position to any measurable extent.