>mom is having a party with her friends upstairs
>they're all stay at home moms and come from money
>basically an episode of "The Real Housewives" going on upstairs
>I'm getting drunk by myself in the basement because nothing better to do
Anyone want to keep me company a bit? Fuck I hate all these pretentious bitches
Hello there robut
You can probably fuck one
>>35272245
helo there robo
>>35272266
you know when they get drunk enough they start touching on me and shit so you could be right. I'm not really that unattractive.
But fuck that I'm not getting involved in that drama
>>35272266
I agree with him one of them would do it to start drama
>>35272304
I might go up there after another beer or so. I'm pretty fucking bored. Probably just pretend I'm going to get water
>>35272299
Do it anon. You literally having nothing to lose (besides your virgintiy) Green post the drama
>>35272457
Yeah probably not happening. I'm not even a virgin though. Got lucky during high school.
I'll go up there and greentext the drama though if anyone's interested. Probably gonna be boring right now though as it's still early
I drink beer with you robut
>>35272496
Go on up there and sit with the nice ladies Anon. They'll probably comment on how tall and or handsome you are