>mom brought home a cake for me >I have to eat it Why does

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>dad knows I'm on a diet
>forces me into the car to the drive-thru and gets burgers every weekend

>>35271901
she loves you, senpai
just say that you're trying to lose weight and maybe she will understand

>>35271901
not sure if satire

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>>35271901
>one liter of Coke Zero and three Hot-Pockets.

>>35271901
I remember that. Every time I tried to secretly diet was always when my dad decided we needed all kinds of cookies, snack cakes and other trash in the house.

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>>35271901
>clean bulking
>mom brings home herseys, m&ms, rieces peices, sour patch kids, etc.

STOP IT MOMMY REEE

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>>35271901
My mom does the same shit. I'm off at school right now but whenever I'm home she stocks the kitchen with all kinds of junk that none of us need. She knows that I have issues with food but she doesn't listen when I ask her to not buy as much. Out of a family of 5 I am usally the one to eat most of the crap that she buys. I have no self control

>>35271901
>read on /fit/ you should try to eat more veggies and fruits to fill you up instead of eating junk food
>go to the store and find this black fruit called "avacado"
>look it up online and it's supposed to be some kind of spic fruit
>they mix it with tomato, onions and stuff to make guacamole
>sounds healthy enough
>buy like 6 avacados, tomatoes, onions, jalapeno peppers, etc
>go back home and make the guacamole
>this shit is actually really good
>during the next month I eat about 5 avacados per day
>weigh myself after
>up 10 pounds

Fuck that piece of shit meme board, they give you bad advice on purpose.

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>>35271901
Hey wait. You got this same thread on 2 different boards?
THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS RUNNING THIS THREAD OVER ON /FIT/ TOO

YOU SONOFABITCH OP
THIS NIGGA IS DUAL THREADIN'

>>35272250
avocados are pure fat, you might as well have been eating peanut butter lmao

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>>35271901
YALL NIGGAS ARE POSTING IN A TROLL THREAD
>>40578605 OP YOU MADMAN

>literally getting played by a woman
lol how retarded are you guys?

>>35272298
Everyone knows this is a meme thread you retard

>>35271901
pick up a hobby besides working out so when you're not working out you can get your mind off food and eventually just not give a fuck.

>>35272250
>being retarded
have 1-2 of those bad boys with 2 shredded chicken breasts if you're eating fucking five yummy niggers you're going to be a fat nigger

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>>35272323
Nobody new this nigger has this same exact thread going on fit you jacktard

>>35271901
>calling your mom a bitch for being nice
anon...

>>35272082
coke zero = 0 calores

three hot pockets is barely anything if thats all you had that day