>He hasn't enlisted to serve under president Trump You're

>tfw the military is literally my last option before I commit suicide
If you're not medically DQ'd by MEPS then you're not a TruRobot

>us military is literally shilling on r9k of all places

I thought trump was going to make america great again?

I'm in the hiring process for the border patrol. I get to arrest and shoot spics for a living, dream come true.

I'm going join the Air Force this summer.

I enlisted in the navy, in the DEP now waiting to ship out

>>35269539
Kek its not like that at all, you will be bored mostly

>>35269573
>paid to do nothing

Even better

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>tfw the God Emperor allowed an exception to the hiring ban and I got a job with the Forest Service

>>35269427
Can't
Have a diagnosis of an MDD episode on my med records.

>>35269620
They don't look at civilian med records

fuck fascism and killing people, join the peace corps or become a conquistador and wander into a poor country on your own