Robots, I have a date on Sunday with a girl from Tinder. I've

yo do it's hard... but just relax bro. Being uptight will be your downfall

I'm in the same boat as you, I have a date tomorrow. Thinking of just cancelling it.

>>35268841

You will fuck it up. I guarantee.

>>35269220
Don't cancel anon. Even if it doesn't go well, nothing is lost.

>>35268841
I can't say I'm the most qualified to give you advice, but going on a date is pretty simple. Talk to her without sperging out, and you'll be fine.

>>35268841
Hi Robot

Don't have any expectations. Just enjoy it for what little it is

Avoid talking about AoE2 the conquers expansion

>>35268841
talk about things that you enjoy and might have a chance of being understood by her

juts b yourself bro

>>35269368
Money and time are lost

Bring little cue cards, girls love a man that's prepared

>>35269903
>money
You've got a job don't you? You'll remake that in no time
>time
It's one day faggot, think of all the time you've spent shit posting frogs on this board

The default setting of your dick is not getting touched by someone else, so keep that in mind that you have nothing to lose

>>35268841
1-2 shots are a good idea, you will give fewer fucks
Just don't talk about anything that robots do and try to ask her about things she talks about, the more you investigate, the better.

>>35269762
This right here oh peee. You'll at the very least get practice, and things might work out by some weird happenstance. Never know

lmao implying any of us have any experiences with girls

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>used to have minor success with tinder
>now get matched with super cute girls that give me warm tinglies inside when i look at them
>they always ghost me
>run into girls i knew from high school in public
>say we should catch up sometime
>they reply enthusiastically every time and give me their number
>but they never even respond to my texts

i'm not ugly, not autistic, i don't what the fuck is wrong with me. i feel like im cursed or something

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>>35268841
Calmness is key, you'll think a lot better if your relaxed around women and try to relate to her by finding things you both have in common. Ask her about herself, and if she asks about you, be honest. And don't be a suck up without a backbone, be honest, forthcoming, and don't be afraid to disagree.

>>35269967
Original anon here, that wasn't me you're replying to. I do have a job and I don't think it's a waste of money or time. The problem is that I don't think I'm attracted to her. I was at first (physically) but after our first coffee date I found her to be kinda boring and unrelatable. I don't know what to do. I was thinking of continuing to see her in the hopes of having sex but it seems like a lot of effort when I could easily just jerk off.

>>35269967
I'm not OP BTW. But shitposting is an enjoyable experience while having some roastie eat a hundred dollar dinner then telling me to go fuck myself isnt

>>35268841
Will you normalfags just fuck off already?

>>35270136
don't you think its kind of fucked up to lie to someone and pretend like you care about them just to have sex with them and leave?

>>35268841
Have a little to drink before the date, but not too much. Also go somewhere where you can get some drinks.

Basically drinks make the whole interaction 100% easier for everyone.

Just don't overdo it.

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>>35270093
Try catching them off guard or shocking them to get their attention. From what you say, it sounds like they still get your texts but you clearly don't take priority over others. Assert your presence, don't spam them, but try something radical like sending them something edgy,eye popping, or sexual. If you get a response, just adapt from there.

>>35269333

That's why he shouldn't care too much about how this one goes. He's gonna make at least one big mistake, kind of impossible not to when you're 26 and never been on a date.

>>35268841
Make sure to compliment her on her appearance. Saying "you look beautiful" goes a long way

>>35270129
>be honest, forthcoming, and don't be afraid to disagree.

i don't think this is a good idea if politics come up ... she doesn't need to know i'm a reactionary socialist trump supporter.

>>35268841
Please at the very least shower

>>35270273
If she rejects you just because of your political ideology, that's should tell you what type of person she is, the question from there is if that's the type of person your looking for.

If your trying to build a relationship with someone, you have to be honest with them man. I know society has twisted and contorted the image of love but have the courage to practice what you preach. If she can't handle your ideology, explain to her why you believe that.

order "omakase" at the restaurant. it will make you seem confident and trusting and adventurous.

Just think of it as a practice date anon

:)

>>35270163
Yeah, I do, but I also haven't had sex in almost three years and I'm not thinking clearly because of it. I'd probably regret it desu

>>35269982
the default setting of your wallet is not giving some whore a free meal

>>35269903
Don't make up excuses faggot.

a $15 meal and a few hours is nothing compared to what you may receive.

Give me a quick rundown on date etiquette

Am I supposed to pay for her meal? What do I say when the date is over? When is it appropriate to ask to meet again? Or for her number?

>>35268841
go in, be confident, dont talk about robotic things, talk to her about what she likes or wants to talk about
and last but certainly not least
take this to >/adv/

>>35269793
But she will need to know about my sick Aztec strats

>>35270200
B-but what if I'm under 21 and haven't had a drop of alchohol ever in my life

>>35270200
That is TERRIBLE advice.
>>35268841
Maybe not a good idea to come to r9k for dating advice.

>>35270163
lol women do that all the time you beta cuck

>>35271581
my thoughts exactly, that's why I'm considering doing it
Still feel a bit bad but that's probably just me being beta

>>35268841
50% ask her questions about herself..

If she returns those questions, answer honestly 50% of the time, self-deprecating 25% of the time and laughably arrogant 25% of the time.

Be a gentleman above all else. Things like getting the door, getting the seat, offering your coat etc.

Most importantly, when you pay, do it in a way that doesn't seem like it was obviously your "privilege." Do it nonchalantly and refuse her if she offers to pay, at least twice. By the third time, tell her she can cover the next time.

If the girl does not offer to pay, she is a money-grubbing whore and not worth your time.

>>35269903
That's not a big investment if you only go on one date, and it's your first. I can't imagine how expensive having a girlfriend actually is