Robots, I'm curious. Why are you virgins? It seems weird

>>35267476
T. Stacy/Chad/Low quality bait/Normie

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>>35267476
cause i feel like it

It's a choice. Waiting until marriage to a pure qt waifu.

>>35267500
Not bait, friend. I honestly thought this board was satire.

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>>35267476
>tfw you can always lose your virginity, but you can never gain it back

>>35267550
a lot of this board is satire but mostly because we don't like people or socializing

I'm 32 and I never really cared to seek out a woman. I'm not ugly, but haven't been financially stable and ready for a relationship. I think I've held myself up to a high standard, to not enter a relationship while not ready. Pretty beta. I work now and have a stable income, will move out soon. I've got raised by a single mom so basically have to figure everything out myself.

I'm "seeing" (doing sports, getting the occassional coffee and eating etc) my female coworker for 2 months now since I started working and things are developing pretty well. Wish me luck, robots!

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I do not know, I've had girls shocked when I told them I'm a virgin, I'm just shit talking to girls when sober I guess :)))))

>>35267476
I fucking hate women, with an intense passion.

>>35267476
I don't know what it is but there's something about a lot of women out there that just inherently pisses me off. Some exceptions, but I could never figure out what it was.


Also I don't really give much of a shit about it.

>>35267682
To add onto this, I've had compliments before from both genders, and I've totally had a chance to loose my virginity, but I'm too fucking autistic clearly

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>literally stop caring an initiating contact with women at 18 after everything they did to me
An that's how I became a 27 year old virgin.
THE END

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It's just a meme, retard. We're making fun of the small percentage of the board who actually are virgins, like an inside joke. Sad thing is some kids take it a little too seriously.

after high school almost no interaction with females and people overall. Plus crippling anxiety and depression.

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I don't care who you are, the answer is usually that you are not attractive enough for girls to make the first move, nor do you make enough moves yourself.

>>35267763
i genuinely think that a significant part of this board is, if not virgins, really in a tought spot when it comes to relations with women

>>35267851
>girls to make the first move

It doesn't work like that, buddy.

I STILL HAVEN'T FOUND ONE WITH A FEMININE PENIS

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>>35267913
Only if you're me they make the first move, but then you ignore her advances cos' you're a turbo autist and regret it every day

>>35267983
There were two girls back at hs, who would look at me through out class. I've realized that they only ask you out if it's a special occasion, like Christmas party. But it's usually the men who ask girls out.

I avoid people and struggle even having a basic conversation. It's not exactly rocket science.

>>35268058
I missed out on relationships in secondary school and I didn't go to sixth form, it's only recently I've started getting attention cos I was an ugly kid, but I still have my weird personality

I legitimately haven't spoken to a woman my age that wasn't selling me something in several years

>>35267476
I don't know how to behave or talk to other people.

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THIS QUESTION GETS ASKED LITERALLY EVERYDAY AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
STOP IT STOP MAKING THESE PATHETIC THREADS FOR (YOUS)

Go fuck >>35268141 r self

>>35267742
>I don't know what it is but there's something about a lot of women out there that just inherently pisses me off
>I don't know what it is

Um, anon......are you sure that it might not be - now take it easy - that you MAY be a homosexual?

>>35268206
Or a raging virgin.

>>35267913

Only if you're not attractive enough. Girls will make a first move, they are just more subtle.

I was with a friend and 2 girls complimented his piercings while walking by, which doesn't seem like much, but that was basically them giving him the go ahead to chat them up.

That's how girls hit on guys, they give you an opportunity without explicitly stating their intentions.

>>35268245
Yes, but then it is the guys who asked them out, in a unsubtle fashion.

Sex seems a bit gross 3bh. Really do not like feeling other people's body heat, and certainly not being exposed to their bodily fluids.

Cause I have a 5 inch dick and I'm scared to show it to any girl.

That's leads to no confidnce or self worth, and girls find that a turn off.

It seemed to me that other people got into relationships without much effort, it kind of just happened to them.
I thought the same would happen to me eventually.

It didn't.
By the time I realised this was the case, I was too old and was too far behind to catch up.

I was obese until I was 17, then I lost a lot of weight.
Obviously my obesity made me unattractive to women, and the loose excess skin I was left with afterwards was equally unattractive and made me very insecure, more so than being a fatass did.

>>35268313

Yeah but they are basically giving it to you on a platter, so there's no approach anxiety and very little risk, which is what keeps most guys from making the first move.

>>35267913
The only girl I've ever kissed made the first move.

>>35268386
I feel you mate, I have 5.5 inch dick, big forehead and started fucking balding at 24. At least I am not a fucking manlet (6.2 master race).

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>>35267538
not your choice

>>35268431
>no approach anxiety and very little risk,

Which is troubling for robots.

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>shy mormon in high school
>loser after high school

Sums it up nicely.

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>>35268486
thanks for the rare yukko friend

>>35267476
Because I have phimosis + can't talk with girls unless drunk

>>35268686
>Phimosis

Feel sorry for you, desu.

>>35268686
>Phimosis

This. Its literally the equivalent of being born with a small 2 inch penis except theres a slight sliver of hope.

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>>35267476
I don't care that I'm a virgin

I just want a partner that I want to be with and wants to be with me.

>>35268686

Um.....isn't this easily rectified with a minor procedure......or better yet, just using a prescribed steroid cream?

>>35269565
The cream won't help me, too tight. And I'm too much of a pussy to go for a surgery

Fucking hell I hate these threads

Why does it seem so fucking natural to you?
Is having sex so normal to you people that you can't even imagine that someone could be a virgin?

Fuck you, get out of here

>>35267476
uhh i gone through it so many times, ok avoidant personality disorder, high functioning autism, general anxiety, depression, adhd, low self esteem because lack of treatment as a child. ugly in teenage years so intense bullying and put outside the group, social anxiety, learning disability called dyscalculia which lowered self esteem even more. WHY IIS THAT SO FUCKING HARD TO UNDERSTAND, FUCK!

I'm not, I got sick of it at 24 so I went to Japan and picked out a gf

>>35270522
>>35270522
You're fluent in Japanese? That's a goal of mine, but I feel like I'll never get there.

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>>35268988
Pretty much this, I guess we're just destined to die alone or find the one, whichever comes first. Good luck, anon.

I have high standards, I'm not much of a catch and I'm too afraid of failure and rejection to try or keep it together in the few times that I have sort of tried.

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no social circle because boring

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Because I'm psychotic, and the only time I interact with women is to manipulate them for my own enjoyment. I'm reasonably attractive, many people call me 'handsome' when I'm at the gym or out and about. Sometimes girls walk up to me and give me their number. But I only enjoy seeing them suffer, I have no interest in having sex with them. I have a variety of mental illnesses surely, but thankfully I haven't gotten diagnosed as I'm shipping out for the marines next month and they'd disqualify me.

Not your average robot I suppose.

>>35267476
I don't know man, people don't even want to talk to me enough for me to have friends let alone does anybody want to have sex with me.

>>35271653

>give me their number

hahahaha

As someone genuinely handsome, let me call bullshit. Haw haw

>>35271653
>Because I'm psychotic, and the only time I interact with women is to manipulate them for my own enjoyment. I'm reasonably attractive, many people call me 'handsome' when I'm at the gym or out and about. Sometimes girls walk up to me and give me their number. But I only enjoy seeing them suffer
How are you not inundated in pussy? This sounds like what women want but would never say they want.

t. a somewhat nice permavirgin

>>35271736
I am flooded with pussy, I'm just disgusted at women and it's exemplified with how shallow they are on the surface. I have a small penis too, I suppose that's a good reason as well. I don't feel sexually attracted to them unless they're in pain, real emotional pain. I have two girls that stalk me on social media, one of them (landwhale with mental issues) has even posted my picture here on /r9k/ before to my delight. You've probably seen me before, provided you browse this board often enough. I suppose I'm a 'piece of shit' in the eyes of most robots obviously, as I could easily leave this board and pretend to be mildly normal to some degree with a significant other.

I have NEVER really tried it(Used to be called ugly in primary school, left some scars in my head behind).
Also girls don't seem to be interested in me, often they just ignore me in groups. I can't remember a girl dared to look twice at me on the train or in lectures

>>35271809
You don't even need a significant other, you could probably manipulate and juggle multiple girls, some of whom might even feel hurt by you but still want to be with you despite your behavior and despite fucking around with other girls.
Just feels like you aren't using the tools you have to the extent that you could use them for your own desires, not really my concern though.
I guess a lot of robots would hate that I have such a neutral attitude to you, but I feel like if girls flock to that they deserve it.

>>35267476
I'm 21, but I don't feel anywhere near a man

too short
have been ugly since 8
0 self confidence
unlikeable personality
don't know how to socialize with strangers
no friends
no future
no chance

that wasted opportunity thread is killing me

>>35271915
Why? Just curious, desu.

>>35271155
Not fluent, N2 level.

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>>35267476
Think back to high school and college. You can't tell me you never came across a really cringy autistic acting person that everyone hated. It would be weird to me if they weren't a virgin as an adult.

Bait thread, but it's simple really.

I am undesirable. I don't even desire to be, or be with myself - how can anyone else.

>>35271930
My parents have always coddled me and my grades have always been good so I got a full ride to school and my grades are still decent without much work. I got a full time internship with my first interview and I play a competitive sport for the actual club team but it's ultimate frisbee.

I guess all in all, I feel like I've never faced any hardship and I haven't had that one moment where I felt like I grew up.

>>35272026
You're good, go out and find someone, then leave this place.

Nobody likes me.
I don't like me.

>>35268686
I have like reverse phimosis, where my foreskin will retract but wont go back unless I force it.
supes uncomfortable when I'm at work

>>35271915
same
doesn't help that I'm tiny in stature and soft spoken. that and everyone treats me like a child so I don't even want to grow up.

>>35272579
>>35272026
I know both of these feels - and I'm 22

>Always felt "older" than my peers, focused on different things in life, interested in things out of the norm, my personality was more somber, etc.
>On the other hand, I look like I'm 16 max despite my age
>People treat me like a child because of that
>On top of my other identity issues I also have to add an inability to feel truly my age - either I'm too old or too young

>>35272874
Basically me, minus the always felt older part. I always got along better with people 3+ years younger than me. I feel like I could be a good mentor for high school students if I wasn't so damaged.

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>>35267476
Based on genetic history, 40% of all men who have ever existed have reproduced, 60% died without passing their genetic information on.

Nothing abnormal here, the media has just incorrectly conveyed to you that most men have had sex.

my penis is small and I'm shitty in basically every other way that would make someone want to fuck me or date me or anything

>>35267476
I'm bad at talking to girls and picky about personality. Otherwise I'm I'm doing really well and have look good.

>>35267476
>>35267550
I've been alone since I was 14, my mother got cancer and my family life fell apart, I became quiet, my friends drifted away, when she died I became even more withdrawn. I also have ADHD-PI which went undiagnosed until I was an adult.

I went to prom and things, I had a nerdy friend with cerebral palsy when I was 16 and wasn't seriously bullied, but basically I never went to parties, I never progressed beyond speaking terms with girls, mostly just about when the bus is coming and coursework etcetera...

I knew nothing about pop culture, I had nothing in common with anyone, people lost interest when talking to me so I stopped bothering them, I didn't know any better so I never made an effort to socialize. People occasionally took the piss out of me for being a loner, but no one gave me advise and doing so just isolated me even further. Socializing basically wasn't part of my life.

There are various theories on what women are attracted to and it is up to debate. Maybe some women are instantly attracted to men and approach them, but it is obviously a rarity, without going into Elliot Rodger territory it is just a plain fact that none have ever approached me. Obviously a certain level of social skills are needed and since I am so far gone in that department I don't have male friends, a girlfriend is a pipe dream. If she says yes what would happen is she or her friends would discover the fact I still live with my parents, I have no social life, I am unemployed and my education was derailed. I would be wasting everyone's time.

I am afraid of HPV and AIDS and I am fine with fapping to Carmella Bing and getting it out of my system so I can focus on something more important.

>>35273426
advice*
typofix

>>35273426
>Being afraid of HPV
It does nothing to men. At worst you'll be restricted to girls that have it or don't care.

Because I'm fat and not white.

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The idea of being emotionally or physically close to someone makes me feel sick

I want to love, but I find it too stressful.

>>35274508
not sure, I heard HPV gave someone dick cancer then they had to chop his dick off

>>35267476
Keep your virginity. Do not go out trying to fuck whatever. It's not worth the money nor time.

I'm married and have sex all the time. It's great, and it's nice to be with my partner. However, at the same time if he wasn't around anymore I would be fine with self-pleasuring myself. People really hype up sex, and yeah the first couple times are intense, but it really gets old.

I could live without it if I had too

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Being an ugly schizoid probably has something to do with it.

>>35267476
>be kid, girls tease me, decide I don't like girls
>puberty hits, suddenly I want to kiss girls
>told by society to not hit on women
>wait for them to hit on me
>doesn't happen
>grow older
>grow more self-conscious that I have no fucking clue how to interact with women
>lose confidence in a negative feedback loop

Here I am lads, kissless at 32.

>>35275345
That's incredibly rare, it's a meme that was overblown to spook men.

I don't think women bring all that much happiness to a life. I talk to girls. They don't have that much to say of value. I can tell I want to have sex with them, but I dislike their company. I find ninety percent of women irritating and they can tell. Most girls I know think I hate them. Maybe I do. They just aren't fun to be around. Not funny. So naggy. I want their bodies but not enough to deal with them as people.

Even tonight, I was at a bar with coworkers. This one girl always tries to talk to me. So I bit. And she annoyed the hell out of me. She spoke so much. I just wanted to go to sleep. Told me about all her problems. It's the same with every one of them. Why bother?

>>35267476
Don't really know. I'm not very good looking at all. But much worse than that is that I have self esteem issues. Women can't take a man seriously if he has self esteem problems.

>>35275730
>told by society to not hit on women

wat?

Because /ic/ ain't like it used to be also I'm not a virgin I just wasted my fuck card

>>35276231
U sound like an asshole

>>35275730
Exactly this except I'm 24. Being fat doesn't help.

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>dumb and hot= qt girls
>smart and ugly = no girls
do you think i should just end it all?

fake thread gets you's

#9205892

>>35276333
You got trips buddo

>>35276298
I never said that I wasn't an asshole.

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its quite simple really
>manlet
>23 and still working fast food
>college dropout
>living with mummy
>quiet
>shy, especially around girl i'm attracted to
>boring
>work and go home
>if anyone invites me out (happens rarely) make excuse to stay home because scared
>too beta to make moves
>no car
>ugly
>deformed skin bridge dick

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Because I look like this and that's all that matters

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>>35267476
I'm 18 and have a severe overbite that was supposed to get fixed when I was 14. Like Timmy Turner severe.

>>35276255
You haven't noticed this? I'm not the other anon, but most people think you're some sort of douche or a sexual predator if you compliment a woman's looks and you're 'objectifying them' for doing this, and you're a beta retard if you don't do this.

Then on the flipside, if you become friends with them first and try the route of getting to know them and not coming from an overtly sexual direction and trying to learn about their personalities like they claim to want, then reveal you have feelings for them and romantic intentions, they screech about friendzoning and how "they don't owe you sex for being a good person" or they just stop considering you as a romantic interest because you're too good a friend to them. Women are just fucking impossible, man. Once I get my dental surgery and stop being ugly I'm going to stick to fucking men.

>>35267476
Bad social skills and scared of embarassing myself.

>>35276255
>don't comment on a girl's appearance
>don't view women as sex objects
>don't lust after women
>don't try to do anything sexual ever with a girl because she might not want it
>don't touch girls
>women dislike sexual attention
>wait until she asks for it (pro tip: she will never ask)

i listened too much to media (I read the newspaper every day since I was 12, what fucking kid does that?) and teachers, not to the "cool kids" who actually got girls (and who lied, cared about their appearance, smoked and drank alcohol - everything teachers and media said was "wrong").

It's a pretty complex interaction of messages which were not necessarily lies, but wishful thinking from adults about how the world should work, not how it actually works. And I believed those lies.

If you need explaining then quite frankly you're a normie and should get the fuck out. Any robot worth his salt should instantly know what I'm talking about.

>>35276459
I'm the other Anon and I replied with >>35276486

The guy we're replying to is likely a massive normie, mainly thanks to him not listening to the lies we were told.

He bought nice clothes like a good little faggot, started drinking and smoking even though he didn't really like the taste, but he had to in order to "fit in". Probably gave up his hobbies to avoid ridicule. He betrayed himself but he got rewarded with sex so it was all probably worth it in the end, and now he cannot fathom in his sheeple normie brain how "anyone can be a virgin".

It's dead simple mr Normie, just be yourself.

>>35267884
They're failed normies. They struggle to pull women like regular normies, but are still better than robots

I for one have never had sex because I don't even bother talking to women. I'm too ugly to bother, and no amount of confidence will change that

Because i can't get it up