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>tfw want to move out
>tfw don't know anyone
>tfw craigslist full of weirdos and chads
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Why not just move in with your girlfriend, OP?
You DO have a girlfriend... don't you?
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>>35267361
Move under a bridge
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>>35267397
Will you be my girlfriendo?
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>>35267445
Oh, I'm not a girl, I'm afraid. Nor am I attractive in the slightest. I'm sure you'll find a nice girl, though, and you can move in together and eat yoghurt off of her deliciously flat tummy.
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>>35267535
Finding someone with a flat tummy is like finding a unicorn in the US though!
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>>35267361
y-you can live at my place
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>>35267572
Well, then. Do you have a flat tummy? Maybe a nice boy can eat yoghurt off of you. If not, it's time to start eating healthy!
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>>35267607
Y-yes, my tummy is flat. I like to go on long walks at night.
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>>35267638
Well, then. Find a nice boy, hold his hand, and go for a long walk at night with him. Enjoy his warmth as you stroll together, and then go home. Get undressed, cuddle up in a warm bubble bath, and let him explore your flat belly as you lie in bed. Let his tongue go places and drive you wild!
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>>35267361
>needs to know ppl to move out?
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>>35267361
>moving out before you can afford to live alone
Why bother?
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