I figured it out. I know how we can get girlfriends.
IT'S SIMPLE.
Find a girl who is BLIND!
It's a win win situation.
>she can't see how ugly and fat you are
>you have a girlfriend
>people see you as a good person for helping out a blind girl
but all women are blind anon
>she can't see how ugly and fat you are
she can still smell you.
>a cute girl I've been friends with since third grade goes blind
>make sure she only dates cute guys
Honestly it's not really that much work, she can pretty well tell from the way a guy sounds if he's cute or not with minor fuck ups.
>>35265439
yeah but then i have to learn sign language....
>>35265511
blind not deff
>>35265467
Underrated.
Originunderated
>>35265479
>tfw I don't produce any smell.
>>35265529
what are you talking about? blind people can't see so they need sign language to communicate
>>35265439
I wouldn't in a billion years want a blind, deaf, or mute girlfriend, though I'd love a crippled or otherwise disabled one. Good luck leaving me without the use of your legs!
>TFW no wheelchair-bound QT GF
>>35265484
>she can pretty well tell from the way a guy sounds if he's cute or not
You're legit batshit retarded. Kill yourself.
>>35265599
I would be ok with crippled gf as long as her legs don't look fucked up like some of them are.
>>35265649
i could easily go for a cripple