>be 5'8" shy skinny boy with small penis >4chan

>>35265247
please be in michigan
how is this not original

>>35265247
>be 5'8" shy skinny boy with small penis
same
>4chan has convinced me to turn into a girly cockloving buttslut who dresses up in pretty clothes because I'm not a real man
same
>actually enjoy being a closet fag
same

you are me

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suk my dik pls

>>35265247
Every day I am happy that I was born a big guy and not a manlet

every fucking day

my life may be shit but at least I'm a big guy

>>35265295
>Every day I am happy that I was born a big guy and not a manlet
I bet I was a bigger baby than you

Just wait till you hit 30.

>>35265302
6'3 babby here :v)

It's just because you have never had a gf so you prop the female form/concept up on a pedestal and now you want to become that sacred thing.

>>35265295
Those stories, where people publicly and directly insult and belittle some poor manlet right to his face and there's nothing he can do about it because he's so small and weak.

At least I have the size to be intimidating and threatening, having some ability to respond with violence if I have to.

>>35265247
No problem paul.

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>>35265247
Same, but I'm 5'4

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>>35265476
You WILL be my boyfriend RIGHT NOW!

Do it OR ELSE!

>>35265365
Being a big guy, lifting huge and getting large is the best feeling despite being a robot virgin

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>>35265499
Or else what? I'm not afraid of you. But if you overpower my 112lbs body I guess I'll have no choice...

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Tried makeup once but no homo
>tfw no grill to do each others makeup

>>35265714
You should be careful teasing like that. I GUARANTEE I can find a punishment that you will HATE. Not something fun like deepthroats and spankings either.

>>35265760
You need longer hair and hrt and too hide that 5 o clock shadow more

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>>35265247
>5'7
>Want to look like a cute anime girl
>Way too fat

fufugjkl;cjkljkljkk

>>35265760
I mean, id fuck you

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>>35265792
>tfw no fatty faggot bf to discipline and force him to improve his life

>not gay but find gayposting cute

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>>35265850
b-but im not a faggot i just want to look cute like the girls in my anime

>>35265760

would/10

oriori

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>>35265853
I read these threads and fantasize about hugging and cuddling these anons. There's just something so cute about manlets LARPing as females, especially when they are physically cute. Still not sure if I would fuck them tho

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>>35265788
I'm strong willed, your punishments will do nothing to me. In the end you are going to accept my place as a power bottom in the relationship.

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>be a huge faggot
>dont comment on it in here because i think fagposting is hurting r9k
I feel very nice

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>>35265247
>be me 5'5, have 4 inch dick
>gone the exact same route
>have a bf now

legit actually not suicidal

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>be me 6'0
>7 inch peenor
>want to be a cute submissive guy

It's not fair

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>>35266100
Dick size doesn't matter, and you can probably nail someone if you're under 6'2.

>>35265760
Those overdrawn eyebrows make you look manlier. It's not doing you any good.

But nice eyeliner tho.

>>35265760
yeah, id suck your dick

>>35265760
Well done...really, well done.
>>35266204
I think they are cute, would defintely fit into the fashion of younger girls in germany

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>>35265247
me too OP
I wish I could be like this all the time

>>35265760
Something is uncanny. I think it's the 5 o'clock shadow.