"We're looking for more people to fight the next Holy

>>35264541
I have nothing to lose so me !

>>35264541
>want to join
>am black
>get executed

fuck

>>35264541
Catholic here so ofc. We need to remove the cuck pope first though

>>35264647
We are all brothers in Christ. Just don't steal my shoes, okay?

>>35264694
Ok

I'll just steal your wife instead

: ^ )

>>35264647
We'll let you join temporarily to kill off the muslims first.

Catholics are cucks
Lutheran master race reporting in

>Want to purge the homeland
>Not Christian
Can I still join?

I personally don't follow any religion but can i still join to kill off all of the degenerates in society?

>>35264751
Fellow Lutheran reporting in

>>35264727
Sorry but I don't have a morbidly obese wife so you're probably not interested.

>>35264541
I VOLUNTEER, WISE KNIGHT. FOR I, WILL UPHOLD THE WORD OF GOD AND DECIMATE ALL ENEMIES WITHIN THE PERIMETER WHO DARE ENCROACH ON OUR LANDS.

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oooh me i fit all the criteria

>out of shape
>no real life friends
>ironic conservative turned nazi
>all opinions are held only to spite the nebulously defined "leftists"
>constantly argue with made up strawmen in my head
>spend my days working submissively for my middle manager
>take out my pent up frustrations and lack of personal fulfilment at night through racist frog memes on /pol/
>leave edgy comments on reddit about "rapefugees"
>too scared to overcome real challenges in life, opting instead to blame my personal failings on the fact that i just a poor white male whose only crime was being too superior
>whine to website admins when i stumble out of my safe spaces and have to confront opposition
>call muslims "11th century religious barbarians" and then idolize 11th century christian barbarians
>call people cucks and say "TRIGGERED" when my paper-thin beliefs are even slightly questioned

>tfw Muslim in Muslim country.
not too bad when you're rich $$$$$$$$ and your country is westernized as fuck.

>>35264751
>>35264787
>Swedes

>>35264727
Jokes on you, my waifu is a trap
we can tag team that boipussi though

>>35264541
I want to join the Crusade, but the Vikings keep kicking your ass.

>>35265010
>implying you and your waifu wouldn't be burned at the stake