Who here /cantdoanythingright/? I am a complete boob and humiliate

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Who here /cantdoanythingright/?

I am a complete boob and humiliate myself constantly

>Mother asks me to takes the trash out to the dumpster
>We share an apartment so the dumpster is shared with everyone else
>on the way out remember I have some moudly potatoes in my room and a pizza box
>throw them in the bag
>as I walk down the stairs and outside, the pizza box splits the bag open
>the mouldy potatoes spill out and start rolling around the car parking area
>drop the trash bag and start chasing the potato around picking them up
>one of the people from the other building comes out and walks towards the car I am picking a potato up from
>see him
>laugh
>''HAHA just POTATOING' your exhaust pipe!'
>he says 'you better fucking not be'
>I run away, he grabs a potato and throws it at my head
>run back into the building and to the apartment
>bag and potatoes still spilled everywhere
>literally shaking with nerves praying the wind blows it all away or someone picks it up before mom notices and yells at me

It was a simple task and I failed it. I do this shit all the ucking time to. Last time I tried to use the washing machine the clothes came out soaking wet and I tried to dry them by soaking them in a pot of boiling pasta water (I thought pasta made water boil faster) and they got starchy and I had to throw them out.