>mom is crying >Ask her why, try to comfort her >She

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Yeah. I'm 31 now and make good money but still live above my dads garage, have no friends, and have never had a gf.

my dad gets really sad sometimes because he knows I'm miserable even though I pretend not to be

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>>35260050
>extremely traumatic injury/accident

Elaborate.

>>35260050
Is your mom in her menopause? That would explain her being an emotional wreck.

>>35260050
What was the traumatic accident you had as a kid, anon?

>>35260078
Stop pretending, normalfag. Youre literally posting from your fucking phone.

>>35260050

Ai, she doesn't mean it as an insult. Though what she said was very insulting. She's a normie that wants what's best for you and believes being social is what you're missing.

>>35260096
Reviewbra is fucking dogs now?

My dad doesn't like I'm a failure, but my mum loves me no matter what.

But unlike OP I am a total failure, so it makes sense.

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>>35260161
I'm literally a wizard.

>>35260141
Botched circumcision, I'm dickless now

>>35260104
My mom is 60, way past menopause. She had me when she was 42, she is literally some Stacy cougar who got knocked up.
>>35260096
It is really specific and I don't want to fix myself, but I basically tboned a car head first with my body(skateboarding) and we were both going 30+ miles an hour when I was twelve. I lost all of my friends, got an insane concussion/broke half my body, spent most of my time looking at the ceiling on a shit ton of opiates alone in my room but still in a constant dull pain. I came out extremely weak with crippling panic attacks that have numbed me to most strong emotions over the years. Like, I was maybe 150ft away from when a girl got shot and literally joked about it with my dad/grandpa, and I saw another random dead body and felt nothing, and didn't even feel bad for feeling nothing. I don't want to sound edgy, that is my mental state. Im 18 and I care about almost nothing now, I don't even care enough to beat my dick most weeks.

>>35260189
This guy is not me. I'm >>35260222

>>35260222
>She had me when she was 42

Are you autismo

>>35260222
You weren't going 30+ miles per hour on a fucking skateboard

>>35260253
im autismo but im not op

I hate these fake stories where you don't even post your retort. You're telling me you just took what she said without saying any of your aforementioned accomplishments

>>35260222
>Im 18 and I care about almost nothing now
you're completely normal.

getting in an accident 6 years ago is a shitty excuse to be a social failure. maybe your mom could have done something, but you still need to choose to be miserable every single day. a lot of people get over this phase because they know someday they will need the connections and support no matter how edgy they want to be, but even the edgiest who stay lazy socially end up regretting it. there's literally no reason not to use the fact that people around you will help you in life, even if you don't want to get your dick wet.

>>35260161
cuck

organic oregano

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>>35260050

Take a step back for a second.

She didn't say you failed.

She said *she* failed. You're obviously an intelligent man--- can you imagine how hard it is to raise a kid? at the end of the day everything that happened to you is her fault.


My dad said the same thing to me.

It wasn't to hurt me.

It was because he felt crushing guilt for his failures as a parent, and he needed forgiveness for not being perfect--- I gave it to him, eventually. I loved him the best I could and swallowed my hurt to help him move through his.

I was always afraid I could never fill his boots, and in some ways I can't, but I truly am my fathers son.

So you didn't do anything wrong, anon. Try to forgive your mother, she has 20 years of subtle mistakes to reflect upon and it probably kills her a little inside. Only you can help absolve her of some of her guilt.

>>35260141
>>35260096
Basically I was reading a thread on /b/ when I was 13 about how to make crystals... Little did I know it was disinformation created to make people create mustard gas which I did.

I almost died from eternal bleeding but thankfully the paramedics arrived just in time to save me. After recovery I had lost all my friends and my motivation to make any.

>>35260222
>don't want to fix
so you're no different from a fat girl who gets mad when people say she's too fat.

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>>35260222
>Im 18 and I care about almost nothing now

Oh boohoo faggot. You're not even old enough to be a robot.

Come back in five years after you've experienced true existential despair.

>>35260336
>eternal bleeding

Are you a woman?

>>35260333
>mfw mother opens up to her kid about how she wished she did a better job as a parent out of love
>mfw kid is thinking "fuck you whore haha i can't wait to leave forever!"
>mfw kid wants sympathy

>>35260316
It isn't that I care about nothing now, I haven't cared about anything. From my accident, from my panic attacks, I had felt extreme emotions and learned how to deal with them by the time I was ~15. Nothing was a big deal to me anymore, I haven't cried in maybe 4 years, I've tried to make myself cry over things like family deaths, but I can't.
>>35260264
Again I don't want to dox myself but if I told you the details it would make sense.

>>35260347
I meant dox. Autocorrect.

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>>35260336
>>35260369
this is an old, obscure copypasta meme

I am pleased to see it in 2017

>>35260222
You are only 18, you are like a little baby. Plus, your mom just wants you to be happy, it's not like it's untrue that usually people with friends are happier than the loners.

>>35260050
Why the fuck didn't you set her straight, fucker. When your own mother is crying because she blames herself for your problems, and doesn't realise she did very well then you got to sit her down and slap some sense in to her.

>>35260401
>i felt extreme emotions at 15
wow you big, big man.

and yet you do what now? sit at home all day? you're a pussy ass faggot like half of the kids your age, but you aren't even building relationships with them. in your OP you are clearly bragging to PEOPLE how you are a tryhard in school and keep in shape. you don't "not care" you stupid piece of shit, you're just a loser and you're scared to put yourself out there. it has absolutely nothing to do with "extreme emotions" 4-6 years ago. I don't need to tell you this, tons of kids get into accidents and get back up. i can't say fuck you hard enough.

>>35260222
>She had me when she was 42, she is literally some Stacy cougar who got knocked up.

That's pretty hot

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>>35260462
>quoted once without reading the whole paragraph
>wow you big, big man.
Stopped reading there.

>>35260495
>stopped reading right there

You edgy edgy lad fuck I can't hang this kid is too

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>>35260050
One time my brother ran away from home (he did this somewhat often but came back within an hour or so) this time it was extremely bad. My dad told every one to get the fuck out of his house so i walked outside and sat in the driveway on a log. Eventually he came back out and asked me why I was still here and I told him that I had no where else to go. I tried to comfort him the best I could but the guy is stuborn as hell. Told me that when he went inside he was planning to kill himself. I just brush the whole thing off and hug him then sit with him while he explains to me how scary being a parent can be and how he wishes he did better for us and how he should have raised us. Eventually every one comes back and he ignores us for about a month. Since then things have gotten a better though. I was 18 at the time

Tldr dad has a mental breakdown.

>>35260580
>>35260050
People like that should never have offspring anyway

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>>35260495
Kid you are 18 years old. You don't know jack shit. You might think things are bad now but you haven't even come close to the true depths of robothood.

There are plenty of older, wiser robots in this thread who would love to trade places with you.

>>35260580
>>35260602
desu that dad is probably what a lot of us would be like should we make the bad decision to become a father

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>>35260614
>Kid you are 18 years old
I'm not the OP. Just pointing out you don't have anything of worth to say. Neither does the memespouter who responded to me, who I will deprive of his precious (you).

Yeah, take that you memespouter.

@35260659
>memespouter
>who I will deprive of his (you)
>I'm not OP

Honestly you are an immature piece of shit I can't wait until life bends you over and fucks you

>>35260096
Drumpf got elected

>>35260689
actually you are the suckiest, you stink of old milk

>>35260714
Come on, stop with that

>>35260264
He could've been going down a hill or something

>>35260222
>im 18

leave

>>35260621
The thing is he is a great father in my eyes. He mever takes shit from anybody and he always provides for his family. I look up to him a lot.

>>35260825
Oh, my dad is kind of similar, never seen him breakdown but I barely ever speak to him yet he still always provides for us. I respect him too.

a stable income means nothing if you can't procreate and continue on your family

>>35260050
My mother asked me if she failed as a parent twice that I remember, and I was doped up on unnecessarily powerful anti-psychotics at the time. So she knew my answer would be "no, you were fine"

I think she knows deep down that she mostly failed, but she'll never admit it.