I'm sitting next to a button, that if pressed, will instantly and painlessly vaporize all forms of life in the universe.
Give me one good argument why I shouldn't do the humane thing and slam it.
Why haven't you pushed it yet???
Why is the button blue? Blue is sort of anticlimactic.
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and press it already pls
because you're a faggot
saged
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You should wank before you press it.
That button better be red with a skull & crossbones.
>tfw it's not
>because you're a faggot
>saged