Frogs and Feels Tavern is open again Share any feels you have

>started my job today
its at a pretty comfy sushi bar in my town, its good because i can get out of having to see my parents a but more now and ill have a lot more money for the things i want

I had to poo a few minutes ago

If you don't reply to this post your mother will die in her sleep

Not even immunity cards against these posts will grant immunity no matter how many times it justifies it works

>>35255254
are you that desperate for (you)s senpai

I didn't reply to your post
I do not think she will die
Your threats are empty!!!!!

>>35255221
Man I hate being so scared of everything
That is my feel and it's pretty real
I'll have your cheapest, shittiest beer

>>35255221

>TFW actually thinking about buying my own bar and naming it "Frogs and feels Tavern"

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>>35255277
Oh yes Anon.

Absolutely

>>35255286
one bud light :^) coming up

Do you know why you are scared

>>35255254
hey, (You)

I'll just do a glass of water, barkeep

>>35255296
negro, if you do I'll move to live near it

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>>35255221
I've been feeling super nihilistic lately after coming to terms with the fact I won't discover the secret to immortality.
I'm gonna die robots and I'm really fucking scared I won't be remembered.
Weeds the only thing helping me cope I don't know what to do.

>>35255296
Do it lad

If its in sydney ill come all the time

>>35255221
i fucked a girl today and she is my friend and it was weird

>>35255221
Beer.

I have so much shit I want to do and not nearly enough time in the day. It's hard to choose what I want to focus on.

>schoolwork
>research
>reading
>music
>meditation
>exercise

>>35255327
Do you like her mate?

>>35255316
im sorry to hear than anon

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>go through life to survive
>too scared to end it all

What's the point of having goals if you'll never achieve them?

>>35255340
>tfw enough time to do the things i want i just do want to do anything

>>35255366
>tfw spend so much time doing things I don't want to do that things I want to do lose their luster

>>35255354
>>go though life to survive
fuck ive always thought about that, its like our lives are an engine thats whole purpose is to make fuel for its self

>>35255388
We're animals designed to reproduce to keep our species going.
We fucked it all up once we gained consciousness and thought our insignificant life's had a greater purpose.
>Give me a Malt 40

>>35255388
The least we could do is enjoy it, but unfortunately, that's not possible.

>>35255221
A shot of Jager, please. I need it to clean my mind, and sobriety only makes it worse.
You know, I finally approached her today. And even talked to her. But if there's a way to fuck things up, I always do so. And I did. I rushed too much, my questions were poorly worded, I think she still thinks I try to manipulate her, even though I just want her to be happy and don't force her to make decisions.
And yet I have some hope left.
Sorry for mumbling, sir. I really need to drink.

>>35255437
All women think they're being manipulated. If you think she can feel emotions in the same way as you, you're just cucking yourself.

What do you do when you're passionate about something that has no demand in the market?

>>35255436
>>35255428
>>35255388
Sometimes i wish i was a normie that was just oblivious to all this, but im also glad i can look at the bigger picture like we do, im not sure what i really want

>>35255305
Yeah. I don't feel good enough to impress or befriend people nor tough enough to handle other areas of life.

>>35255485
Just do it as a hobby? is that possible for you

>>35255493
What do you mean by "good enough" anon?

>>35255485
You create a demand for it, try to get people interested in what you're going. Or just do it as a hobby while having the actual job.

>>35255485
Whats the area?

>>35255221
thank you wojack can i please just have a doctor pepper please ? i dont need anything too strong my freind. anyways i have work off tommorrow and i pray to god they don't call me in if they do i probably just wont answer the phone if it's them. they only have me 3 days of work this week wich is alright since i have a second job. i am currently going to uni for a CompTIA A+ degree though and i just want todo some basic pc repair stuff. luckily today a freind gave me an old hp compaq 6530p laptop from 2007 and it came preinstalled with both windows xp and 7 might fuck around and put 10 on it or linux.

Ordered myself some L-Theanine today because of another Anons thread this week, i hope it turns out /comfy/

>>35255501
>>35255518
You know, that may be nice for you guys, but unless it actually adds wealth to your life, to me it just feels like a waste of time. Maybe I should just try to change myself...

>>35255254
Immunity cat. Gfy

>>35255221

>opens F&F thread
>doesn't serve any drinks

Get fucked OP.

>>35255599
>immune to needs to reply
>replies
Hmmmm

It's my birthday and i didn't do anything but eat junk food, I thought about drinking but didn't feel like it, I was going to fap but didn't have the energy.

Turn on the helium tanks good sir.

>>35255488
You don't know how many times me and my brother had the talk about being a normies again like when we were happy kids.
>Ignorance is bliss

>>35255612
explain this content please friend

>>35255572
You're a greedy masochist! Do some reasearch, find someone who's interested in what you're doing. Just ask people, maybe even robots. I believe in you!

>>35255627
>tfw no robot brother
>tfw no brother at all

I lost part of my vision 6 years ago, and now its finally emotionally drained me. Life has been joyless for years, i can never escape it, not even in my dreams. Doctors could never find out what was wrong with my vision, whether it was neurological or retinal.
I want to go back past 6 years ago, when i was a happy teenager full of optimism. I wanted to draw and be an artist, thinking maybe i could be an animator. Maybe one day i could work on movies or help make a video game. Having those aspirations and then becoming partially blind destroyed me. Whats the point anymore? Ill never see normally ever again. I cant go the next 60 or 70 years like this. I just want to die

>>35255653
>find someone who's interested in what you're doing
That's my problem. I keep asking and asking and asking, but I'm only met with disdain. People tell me to give up. They tell me to stop trying. It's pointless. I don't even like talking about it anymore, because every time I do, I get laughed at.

>>35255511
Not interesting enough, not strong enough, too much of a jerk, too naive and childish, too unskilled, too self-absorbed, too emotional, too judgmental (I'm as afraid of hating people as I am of them hating me). The problem is these beliefs are not unfounded so it's always an exhausting effort to keep the balance between reeling back these characteristics and being completely disingenuous (which bores me and is pointless). I have tried changing and I'm not very good at it, and I can't stand other less gentle characters who are more like me because I'm a fucked up glass cannon.

>>35255689
So what's your passion? Giving blowjobs to penguins?

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>>35255709
Music. I hate indie and country, though, the only two genres that have any future, though. I want to bring back rock music, but it looks like it's dead forever. Everything is pointless. I'll never find a band. I'll never make it a career. I'm going to be stuck at retail for the rest of my life.

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>>35255656
Wish my brother was a robot but he's a /b/-/pol/ fag but I don't judge him it's nice to talk to someone who really understands me. And hey we're all your brothers here robot and don't forget it.

>>35255488
Except they do, in fact they do so much to the point where they feel obligated to find as much success as possible before they die so they can be fulfilled

You're just a lazy idiot with no ambition, get the fuck over yourself

>>35255700
damn that sounds pretty bad anon, have you tried just being really quiet, i know a few normies that alot of people like that dont really say alot they just help the conversation flow. That wont stop you hating people though.

>>35255731
>music
>people dont like my passion
um

>>35255731
It seems that you just look at the mainstream music and think that rock is dead. Which is false.

>>35255761
Again, not indie or country.

>>35255743
wew lad

originalago

>>35255769
Well, finding people alone is proving to be impossible, and I get more people telling me to give up than to keep looking. It really does look like I may be screwed here.

>>35255772
theres plenty of people whom like other genres

I'll have a cold glass of whiskey my man. I feel a strong wave of depression coming on and I'm not sure how to stop it. I'm quickly losing motivation to do daily things.

>>35255789
None who like mine, though...

>>35255805
Stop being so vague senpai whats the genre

>inb4 post avant garde synth dream-sludge

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>>35255221
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vOqf96zXLDo

I loved her Anons

I really did

I was a young lad and they told me it wasn't real

They lied to her about me

My best friends drove her away from me

>>35255821
Music like this. https://youtu.be/4ky-DrP2-4k

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>>35255221
>tfw haven't had any friends or a social experience in over 10 years.
How the fuck are awkward autistic people supposed to make friends? College is not an option because I am legit too stupid to go to college(I failed horribly at fitting in before I dropped out anyways), and people in work environments only seem to want to befriend outgoing, extroverted normalfags. Where the fuck can I meet loser misfits like myself?

>>35255839
This shits good family

>>35255848
>10 years
seems a little far fetched

Hi there sir, a coffee please,

Sorry for not joining, I'm trying to stay out of alcohol for a month (March),

Just a wierd question which is bugging me,
Am I a loser/out of date for not having something (a game)?

>>35255853
Yeah, but I live in hipster/redneck country, so nobody else likes stuff like this. I'd love to make music like this and play at beaches and clubs, but as I've been told countless times, it'll never happen until I switch genres.

>>35255869
unless the majority of your friends or associates have the game then i dont think so

>>35255885
try posting it online

>>35255899
I've put up a couple online ads so far, but still no takers yet.

>>35255914
for band members i assume? Is it possible to do it yourself for uploading purposes

>>35255783
Fuck them, they don't see what you see. I love rock of all kinds and It would fucking suck to see it die, if there's people like us out there then there has to be more. Never give up Anon, I'm tired of all this trap bullshit

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>tfw i made this thread just to talk to people
Its going swimmingly thank you anons

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today was the deadline for me to ask her out bros and i backed out last minute, leaving the conversation abrupt and awkward. it wasn't the first time i've put it off but i really thought today would be it

flat out rejection can't be much worse than these feelings of cowardice

any bots currently/were in a similar situation? did you ever ask someone out face to face, how did you do it and how did it go?

>>35255925
Yeah, band members. I guess I technically could do everything myself for uploading purposes. I'd just need to buy more equipment. Still, I can't stand soloists. I tried doing it before, and it really sucks. Doesn't have nearly the same effect that good collaboration has.

>>35255938
I'll try to keep going. It's just really hard on these nights when things seem hopeless.

>>35255979
i was thinking more from a point of view for exposure when looking for bandmates

>>35255221
>I'll take two shots off vodka barkeep.

Nearly given up all hope on 3D girls. Made a Tinder months ago with no fucking success. Get a match once every 2 weeks and always get randomly ghosted. At least I have my alcohol and my waifu

>>35255996
That's the way it is for everyone with ambition, especially as creative as yours. There will be plenty of people who believe in you and many more who don't.

Listen to the ones that do

>>35256000
The amount of equipment I'd need to produce good music (even for recruitment purposes) is a pretty huge investment. Not to mention how much it'd cost to record in the first place.

>>35256019
>met no whores
>gives up on girls

>>35256055
yeah thats a pretty big obstacle, sorry to hear that anon, good luck

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>>35256048
Ganbarimasu.

Here's to us all doing our best.

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>>35255221
>30 days until I leave for USMC boot camp
Starving myself to make weight

Shot of tequila barkeep. Thanks.

>tfw ex starts talking to me again

Came to my house and we ended up making out and dry humping since she was on period. Sent some little messages back and forth since then. Sometimes she's romantic and wants attention from me and other times she seems cold as fuck

I have no idea what she wants. Like she gets plenty of attention from a lot of people I dont see why she would want it from me.

>>35256272
dont do that anon you'll be fucked up if you have to go into battle

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>>35255864
No shit anon. I'm very deep down the rabbit hole.

>>35255221


I feel like I am finally losing control of my life. It was funny to see some anons on /r9k/ post about their fall into degeneracy, back then I thought that it was mostly exaggerated. I even romanticized all of this to some degree, because I still managed school and work while also having my little conspiratory world where I was somewhat a fuckup and getting to the day was a struggle, but mostly a playful one.
But now I see, I did not realize that I was just watching those anons from afar and did not realize that all of them were starring into a large pit, into the abyss, because they were much closer to it.
It was a really thin barrier between my occassional excessiveness which I could control to full fledged degeneracy, once I realized that I no longer can get a grip.

Any anon here who managed to escape that compulsively self-destructive behaviour? This shit is really eating away at me. You can only manage studies and work for so long while spending nights without sleep drinking, wanking and blowing your time away with stupid shit.

>>35255848
>tfw I even get ignored in feel threads.
Time to end it I guess.

>>35255366
>>35255385
fuck these feels brethren, this is where i've been stuck for god knows how long, seemingly years. every day the hope of gaining the energy to do something, anything at all, fades further into a nostalgia.

god dammit i don't know how to escape this.

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>>35255743
spotted the delusional normie that still believes in "life" and humanity and shit like that.

YOU BELIEVE YOU OR ANYONE ELSE CAN STILL DIE A DIGNIFIED DEATH? WHAT FUCKING TIMELINE ARE YOU LIVING ON BUDDY?

>>35255254

I fucked (You)'re waifu

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Got caught jerking off at work lads. Got a HR meeting tommorow about it, since then been suspended.

>>35256394


Not so much older, I am just 22, but also working in shitty establishments while studying engineering. You just have to do something else on the side, or you will go insane in those shitty wageslave jobs.
People who have that as their main proffession and are not just wageslaves for a quick buck are all genuinely batshit in my experience. I really hope that you have plans for the future and meanwhile you will have to find some hobby to ease the pain and look out for other min wage jobs which have minimal impact on your mental health. Being a wageslave in customer service is not the only shitty labor there is out there you know? Maybe you should try to apply to some job in a factory or storage, preferably night shifts. People there are usually easier, because most of them just want to get over with their job and walk home without talking to anyone.

>>35256479


Well, you already knew that someone would ask.
How the fuck did you get caught?

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>>35255853
>>35255839

this is probably the worst post-hardcore or screamo i've heard. my rectum slipped.

>dat autotune
>dat cheap synth tone
>dat monotonal screamer
>dat "breakdown"
>everything about their aesthetic just reeks of "put me out of my misery god'

top kek

>>35256497
Usually get away with it, I am often on my own in the back for about an hour during the day. Most of the time I can hear people walking in and I just put my shit away, however this time I missed time it and got caught. Was not fun.

>>35255221
Jug of water, barman.

>she comments on a post I made
>after I've all but given up on the idea of asking her out
>we have a short convo on the post
>I chat her "Still up?" because it's fucking 4AM and what the hell is she doing up
>active 2m ago
>realize I'm still putty in her fucking hands

Side note Logan was fun and made me cry

>>35255254
Laga laga Go literally fuck yourself

>>35255221

Scotch, 6 years, double, no ice pls.

>>35256518
so you sit in the back room and wank with not cover whatsoever? just cock out. What did you use for porn

>>35256545
Got my phone, just whack it off to whatevers on milf- porndex basically.

>>35256518


I want details senpai, did you get caught by a woman? Did the one who caught you just storm out or did he/she say something to you? Can't you just say that the one just misunderstood something or did the person see you strocking your dick without doubt?
I am sorry that you get in trouble for something that stupid, but I am really interessted in how such an encounter would look like.

>>35256560
what do you do at work? whats your job?

>>35256560
where do you work, if it involves kids you might end up on a register desu

>>35255221
I've resigned myself to my shitty life. I quit studying for a+ because I know I won't pass and it won't help me find a job. I wonder what the point is anymore aside from playing vidya.

I also said I'd lose weight by eating more but I can't bring myself to care about my health enough to eat more than maybe 1300 calories a day.

>>35256569
Pretty much was in the back with the crates of stuff and whacking it like normal, I could hear someone walking but I thought they were further away. Usually people just walk past anyway so I was kinda risking it then. Anyway I heard the door open, I paniced and tried to pull my shit up but it was my manager and he already saw through the door. Yelled at me, asked me what the hell I was doing, I didn't have anything to say and he told me to get the hell out and take my stuff. I pretty much thought I was fired so I left quickly, only just got the letter for the meeting today which is scheduled for tommorow.

>>35256570
Work in produce, stack fruit all day pretty much.

I started doing meme keto as a way to be less tired all the time.

It works pretty well but I am consantly scared shitless I might accidentally eat carbs.

>>35256596


Jesus, you really were suicidaly pushing it there.
I do not understand why you were not fired on the spot, but maybe your manager wants to clear up for how long your were jizzing on the fruit now and whether you have any illnesses which could end up as law-suits against the store.

>>35256672
>apple a day keeps the doc away
>gets aids from jizz apple

>>35256672
I am autistic, although not diagnosed. I am hoping to get a diagnosis within the week to be able to appeal against any firing. I do feel I'm being slightly mistreated due to my illness. I'm not too sure what to say tommorow, I've head I can possibly get a union rep to come in with me tommorow but I havent had any contact with them in a while. It's all a bit of a mess if Im honest.

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>>35256687

originally

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>>35256713


I do not think that you can wiggle yourself out of this one by an official diagnose, if the behaviour caused by your illness endangers sanitary regulations. If a customer ever found out about that he could sue the fuck out of everyone involved. Sorry anon, I think you are at the shorter end of the stick here.

I want to tell someone in my family that I'm a pedophile even though I know there's no way it will turn out well. I just want them to know that what I spend all day obsessing over isn't just trivial bullshit.

I don't think I'm going to say anything, but I wish I could.

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Tequila please bartender.

Been made to feel like a fuck up and liability once again at work by this supervisor. I work so hard for this goddamn place and never complain although the conditions are abysmal.

Oh well, it's an almost daily thing by this one guy and I'm still there after almost a year and half.

But it's rattled me enough today to make me drink and chain smoke tonight when I was trying to quit.

>>35255221
I'm good looking and ok at talking to girls, but I'm such a massive coward and a give off the impression I'm a cold hearted emotionless killer with the way I look and talk a lot of the time. My fucking autism and general sperginess means that I can barely talk to girls, and on the few occasions I became friends with them, my lack of balls and being a quiet autismo means that I bored them and scared them away.

I would literally have lost my virginity at 15 and have a qt dedicated gf right now if I didn't sabotage myself so much. It's actually torture, being fairly lucky with genetics and intelligence, but knowing that I can't use it because of my mental problems and the fact that I legitimately think I'm close to legal insanity.

I've been dying for a girlfriends for so long. A genuine smile, shining bright eyes beaming at me, warm soft arms to caress, silky beautiful hair to stroke, hell I'm desperate for sex but I'd even be happy if I just got to kiss and hug and grope her. I'm actually quite close to doing something pretty bad, this and playing music and eating good food is all I actually want in life, I'm happy to be poor and go through a lot of shit if I just get to have excitement and the comfort of a women to help me along while I live my life.

I think I'm destined to be a perma-virgin who just sits in his room and does nothing all day, while his gift of a body wastes away and reminds those who care to see that I was spoiled, and too afraid to actually use my gifts or privilege in any meaningful way.

>>35256951
Life is torture, baiting you like that

>>35255221
A shot of Yeager, an Irish car bomb and whatever you have on special till you kick me out.

Anyway I'm pretty sure I'm going to kidnap my boss and his family, torture them slowly in front of him

>>35255221
Woodford Reserve on the rocks please.

I started a new job the first of this year. It's a lot more challenging than what I was doing before, I find myself running around like a chicken with my head cut off a lot of the time. I have 8 or 10 small projects I'm trying to manage at the same time.

But I find that, surprisingly, I'm thriving under these new conditions. Before I never really tried to hard at work. I'd do the minimum necessary not to get fired.

Now I find myself excelling. I actually feel a modest feeling of pride in my ability to handle more work and do better at it.

I started uni yesterday and the cliques have already been formed and friends made, I just feel like a complete weirdo.
Not to say I am not, I am after all the usual anti social robot, my one redeeming quality is being good looking if I put in the effort.

>>35255254
Oh nooooes I must be oregano

>>35257019
why you doing that senpai

>>35256976
Yeah I don't mean to complain, people would be pissed off and scream at me if they saw what I supposedly "have". But I don't feel like I enjoy life, it would have been better that I were born a digusting omega male with the same brain, at least then I could just accept that sex and girls are things I would never get, and I could just focus on art and literature and music and generally living like a monk in order to find enlightenment/real purpose beyond biological urges.

But I'm just a waste of genes, it's like when you see a beautiful girl or guy with some rare combination of blond hair green eyes or red hair and blue eyes and they just throw it away by marrying an ugly asian or black.

There is some hope I guess, on the rare occasions I can manage to interact well with qt girls, i feel elated and like I'm the fucking god emperor of pussy and nothing can stop me. But it fades quickly when I run out of things to say to her, and I lack the spine to try and push for more than idle conversation. I think growing up in an all boys high school and having no sisters really ruined me in this respect.

>>35255254
>>35255254
hate 4chan

>>35255961
Ye, I know it's hard to fathom that it's possible to not care about rejection. I used to fear it alot but now it's just whatever. If u ask her out and she says no then be like, "lol, well if u change ur mind you know how to get in touch with me". And if she says some bullshit busy excuse just say, "ah well hit me up if you wanna hang out when ur not busy".
If she never hits you up, wait a week and ask again. If it goes poorly again drop her and move on

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>>35255254
originally fuck off loser

>>35255221
Hey, just some Jameson neat please.
Thanks

Just a bunch of shit that has always been fucking me up. Whether it's work, uni, or even relationships, it's all just been pretty empty.

But really the main thing is these damn relationships and feeling of love others feel. Been told by people that they "love" me but yet I'm always left out alone.

Don't know how it feels to be loved, to have someone that wants you, your smile, your laugh, your body, your soul. Missed out on young, teenage love, and I fear that I'm going to miss out on this next stage too.

Never have been a concern for others or anybody's first choice, just the dumbass that let her go because at least then they both would be happy, and at least she still is.

Always been the clown for others. The man to make everyone laugh when they're down, to be the shoulder to lean on when you want to cry. Helped her get better and watched her go away when things finally turned.
But what about the clown. Where does he go when his own jokes can't make himself laugh.

>>35257401
This is the most fucking juvenile shit to ever come out of 4chan, I mean even for 4chan this is some childish shit.

hooked up with a 17 year old, now she messages me all the time

its not illegal in my country but it feels wrong

>>35255254
fug you

I just want to talk to people.
Lately, I even speak less with my friends on skype even though I like them, I want to enjoy face to face conversations.

How do I get social contact with people I like beeing around? I'm just a poor robot without any job or social circle

How the fuck do you guys get a job?

Retail won't take me, I've applied multiple times and they called once, 4 months later.

Restaurants aren't hiring any bussers, and I wouldn't cut it as a cook or waiter/host.

Warehouse or shit like that won't take me, and I don't think I'd be able to get there anyway as I can't drive. Public transportation won't work either, as it doesn't exist in my city.

Fast food is my only option left, but it terrifies me. They get super busy all the time and working a register terrifies me. On top of that, I can barely fry eggs, and god help me if they need to be scrambled.

I don't know what I'm supposed to do at this point. Why is getting a job so fucking hard? Why can't I just be normal?

>>35257818
Have you thought about getting a job in security? If you have some luck with the place your guarding it can be really robot friendly.

>>35257837
Yes, actually.

But for reasons I'm not entirely sure if I can disclose here, I can't consider that for another month. Same reason I can't work any warehouse jobs.

Plus in my state you need a guard license before you can work for a security company, and that costs $74. So unless my potential employer is willing to pay for that, I'm gonna need to do something else first.

But I don't really want to wait another month to MAYBE get a job, y'know?

>>35255254
Fugging Fugg DDDDDDDDDDD=

>>35257818
I just want to let you know I'm in basically the exact same situation and I don't know what to do either

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*brandishes pistol*

THIS IS A FUCKING ROBBERY EVERYBODY GET ON THE FUCKING GROUND AND DONT MOVE

PUT THE MONEY IN THE BAG RIGHT FUCKING NOW BARKEEP OR IL MAKE YOUR HEAD LOOK LIKE A FUCKING PUNCHED LASAGNA

>>35258009
I've been seriously considering just killing myself. It'd be so much easier than dealing with this shit.

My only friend who's ruined his life by having a kid at 18 and getting fucked up on drugs all the time is constantly bitching at me about getting a job, as if his life is any better, and my parents are going to kick me out anyway.

What's the fucking point?

But then again, I have music to listen to and anime I still want to watch, so...

I dunno about you, but it's kinda looking like I'm gonna have to suck it up and do the thing I really don't want to do. And probably fail, but hey, atleast I tried.

So on that note, anyone got any suggestions for which fast food places are the "best" to work at? Pizza joints count too. Could prolly throw coffee/donut shops in as well, maybe.

I just need some ideas.

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>>35258099
*sprints towards the exit*

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>>35256713
>I'm autistic
>Therefore masturbating at work is fine
I don't like you, stop saying things like this.

>>35258132
Check your local craiglist. Jobs there are a lot more laid back than shit like Papa John's and Target. Easier to get into

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>>35257818
Maybe you should try getting a job in a super male dominated field. Most seem alot more robot friendly than working fast food.

>>35256713
>I am autistic, although not diagnosed
Yeah sounds like bullshit.

>>35255254
You're a really intense walking shitpost.

>tfw wanna go see a movie
>cinema right around the corner from me
>it's a popular cinema tho
>always busy
>dont wanna see a movie alone

>>35258178
But what would I even look for?

Said previously mentioned friend used to do a ton of odd jobs on craigslist and make decent money, but he also had a car. I don't have that kind of transportation to be going all over the city, y'know?

I need a stable job where I know when and where I need to be ahead of time. Can you find that on craigslist? How? What exactly do you have in mind? Since you mentioned it, I'll take a look, but I'd appreciate it if you pointed me in the right direction.

>>35258210
I dropped out of high school and have absolutely no experience with anything.

Like I said before, if it absolutely comes down to it, I'll start looking for warehouse jobs in April, but I'd really rather not wait that long. Don't get me wrong, I don't WANT to work in fast food, but it seems I'm not getting much of a choice.

>>35258132
Don't give up bro. If you do manage to find something, I'm sure you'll feel a little good about life. I haven't but I know if I do I won't feel like such a worthless NEET.

See if you can find any job fairs, check newspapers (for job fairs) if you can. I'm so awkward that it was painfully hard to go to one, but you don't even talk to anyone besides a receptionist and they have tons of robot friendly work like lawn care. I got an interview set up when I went but someone fucked up and it wasn't scheduled properly (didn't happen).

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>>35258099
Hands up faggot

>>35258262
On Craigslist there's a section for odd jobs called "gigs" and a section for real jobs called "jobs" I've had two legitimate jobs that posted well and were easy to get that I found on Craigslist

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*hops counter and clears register*

I DIDNT WANT IT TO FUCKING COME DOWN TO THIS YOU STUPID FUCK SHIT SHIT SHIT

>>35258296
Alright, I'll take a look. Thanks man.

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>>35258099
GIT OUT FAG

>>35258099
>uses death as a threat in a tavern full of depressed people

Not in my bar senpai

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>tfw your oneitus leaves you
>tfw she thinks you used for sex only

>>35258262
I finished high school but don't have the money or grades to study anything. I also have zero experience working. Im thinking of something like becoming a drivers assistant then working towards becoming a driver for some company.

But im really not sure what to do.

>>35255254
ratard

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>>35258340
>tfw you wish someone would use you for sex

>>35257355
those replies are legit. will keep this in mind thanks brother

>>35258507
Yo, I dunno where you live, but UPS hires anyone with a pulse.

There not hiring much right now, atleast where I am, but they hire a shit ton of seasonal help around the holidays. Doesn't really help right now, but it's prolly gonna be what I end up doing later this year if I'm still alive.

Otherwise... I'm not sure either man. Nobody told me life was going to be this hard. I didn't ask for this shit. If you told me this was what my life was going to be like 18 years ago, I'd have crawled my ass back in the fucking womb.

Life fucking sucks.

>>35255254
Ebin post my friend quality board

>>35255221
Recently i was soing great. I established what i thought was a strong relationship with some good friends and multiple girls, including my crush, were trying to get a piece. Now my friends don't want to hang out with me anymore (for no reason apparent to me) and the girls don't talk to me anymore (for no reason apparent reason). I can't relate to anyone because i don't even have an identity because i don't do anything with my life- because i'm not interested in anything enough to partake in it, i constantly procrastinate, and no one wants anything to do with me. It's been this way my whole life. I'll take a long island iced tea, thanks.

>>35258590
I agree. Apparently being thrown into the world without being thought anything is supposed to work. Everything i know about how to function in the real world, i had to learn myself.

Atleast im starting to feel like im close to the point where i can start to function as a normal person. But who knows if have been living in my head to long.