Jesus Christ /r9k/, it hurts just too much. I can't take

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Is this a recurring problem? Are you experiencing pain at the sphincter, at the top of the colon, or the whole tube? I took a shit once that made the top of my colon just ache with a burning pain that I hope to never to experience again.
I hope you'll be all right anon.

>>35252871
Stop eating 8000 calories burgers made in burger land.

>>35252871
>>35252932
you need more fibre

are you gonna share some, anon?

>>35252871
that's what happens when you eat disgusting junk food, anon. Take some stool softeners and call it a fucking day.

You're getting older, anon. You can't eat like this anymore. Drastically changing the way you view food is the only way to solve this. Otherwise you're just going to start ballooning and get on a steady diet of stool pills along with your shit diet.

>>35252871
1. Become vegan, stop contributing to the suffering of the world
2. Become atheist, stop believing in false religions that hurt everyone
3. Become kind, love nature and all your fellow men despite their misgivings and hallucinations.
4. Build your own heaven. With zen focus and dedication you can get as much money as you need to make your own heaven on earth, as long as you're enlightened enough to see diamonds are just rocks, caviar tastes like shit and gold is only worthwhile as a conductor.

If you center yourself you'll be richer and happier than any billionaire on this planet. It's only a matter of belief, and believing in whoklesome truths with a kind heart is more satisfying than anything the rich, hopeless people in our world can buy.