How do I get my dad to fuck off? He's the most inconsiderate

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How do I get my dad to fuck off? He's the most inconsiderate prick on the planet and won't fuck off. I had my cat here and we were cuddling peacefully and I finally went to sleep now I'm wide awake and pissed the fuck off and my cat left me.

>he bought this stupid pellet stove
>it squeaks like nails on a chalkboard every time he opens it
>he goes up and down the stairs all day long starting at 6 am until like 3 am every 5 minutes opening it back up and smacking metal shit inside of it
>constant hear CRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKK
>smack smack smack smack
.....
>smack smack smack
>burp and fart
>creeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek
>stomping upstairs
>burp and fart
>he's constantly running up and down the stairs while burping stomping farting talking and grunting
>he literally goes to the kitchen and slams the microwave door 8 times every hour

I literally woke up from him 3 times in the last hour. I literally had to crawl out of bed and ask him can I please go to sleep now I'm really tired. I have no fucking clue how he's up 24/7 or why he's such a loud prick Jesus Christ. Does he think normal people are capabable of sleeping through a car crash or something? He does this every day all day long.