If LaVeyan satanism was the main religion none of you would be

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I like a different kind of fun

>>35245328
>ugly goffik girls

>>35245328
yep. LeVeyan satanism is pretty great.
Only problem is that people think you are crazy and worship demons and shit.

satanism is for edgy faggots, in the end you'll go to hell anyways, unlike christians if you believe in christ he will wash away your sins and impurity. Sex out of marriage is sin but you aren't immediately going to be sent to hell because you made that choice. Every christian sins. Christians aren't entirely proud of their lust or sinful actions. Unlike satanist, you embrace your sin and normalize it with homosexuality and sodomy. Hope you enjoy hell.

>>35245328
I'd still be ugly and girls still wouldn't be attracted to me.
Young people are already indulging in a hedonist lifestyle, yet here I am.

>>35245693

t - sheltered suburban Christian autist who has no clue whatsoever what Satanism actually teaches

>>35245693
you clearly have no idea what LaVeyan satanism is

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>>35245687
I wish LaVeyan satanism got reformed into some non-edgy religion where you work hard and have fun.

And no jobless autists shouting at each other about muh values

If tengri was the the main religion all of us would be riding horses. Tons of raiding, throat singing and a life without permanent settlements. Wake up euroasians.

>>35245816
I'd rather have this to be honest.

>>35245838
you're born too late, sorry lad

>>35245816

t. t*rkroach

>>35245328
How is it different from modern culture? Christianity at least offers you hope. Satanism is just edgy atheism

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>>35245729
Thats okay anon, tumblr is better for you anyway

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>>35246697
>How is it different from modern culture?

no whining, no identity politics

but I do agree satanism was edgy back then and gets stupider every fucking year