>mom buys me pants that are too big for my lanky frame >she

Teach your bad mummy a lesson with the ol' sprayo mayo.

>>35243749
What kind of a mom does that

I wanted slap the shit out of her.

>>35243536
Just buy your own pants fucking sperg

>>35243810
That doesn't excuse her being a fucking creep and a bitch

>>35243870
Well, no it doesn't but had op bought his own pants the situation would be avoided

>>35243536
ever heard of belts?

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>>35243944
>ever heard of belts
I kek'd

>>35243982
25th letter of the alphabet, question mark

>>35244000
Because its such a simple and common solution, that op completely overlooked

I don't know, sometimes I laugh at unfunny shit

>>35243536
Thats cruel unoriginal comment

>>35243536
She's one of those obnoxiously conceited conservative mothers who think they're always right, isn't she?

>>35244255
Yes. She is a southern Baptist and she's dumb as shit and a fucking ugly bitch and I hate her so much.

>>35244289
That sucks. I had difficult religious parents too but even they never did anything like that.

OP is basically a nigger and got embarrassed by mommy.

she's fucking
S A V A G E
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>>35243536
>not just wearing a belt
Sometimes I swear you guys are actually clinically retarded

>>35244605
You can't wear a belt with track pants you dumb queer

>>35243944
>>35244000
>>35244044
>>35244255

kek is strong

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>>35245503
>tfw I'm the first two

>>35244925

Tie the drawstring of the track pants fag

>>35245702
No drawstring cunt