>hey anon, hop in! We're on our way to pick up Rachel

>>35237801
>What do you say?
My waifu transcends mind and matter

>>35237801
is this post sponsored by mcdonalds

>>35237801
Nah I'm only coming to pick girls up m8

>>35237801
>"LOLOLOL SURRRREEEE CHAD! Chan I drive ?!?"
>"Sure bro, take the wheel!"
>*drives off a clifff and safety rolls out the car at the last second*

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>>35237801
>Tfw when no chad twin bros to help me get a gf

>>35237801
Don't be silly, Chad! You know I like boys :3

>"nah its cool i'll meet you at Stacey's. race ya!"

*chuggachuggachuggchoochoo*

>6 people in a car like that
Enjoy death in a horrific accident

Sorry Chad and Chadwick, your car clearly only has enough seatbelts for 5. I will not be bringing my daki if there's no seatbelt for her.

>"How are we fitting 4 more people in this car you dumb cocksuckers?"

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>>35237908
>haha, what are you talking about anon?
>there'll be enough room, the girls will just sit on our laps!
>hurry up, they're waiting on us! Did you call your girl and tell her we're coming yet?

>having to sit at the back with the girls
No thanks Chad, I'll walk.

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b-but, you know, you just shook my significant one

I do not go outside so this is not a possibility.

>nah I dumped my girl bros, lets go get me another

>Who are you people? I'm just walking to the store

>>35237801
"Try someone else, I'm not as dumb as I look"

>>35237801
come over here and i punch you in the balls

>>35237970
You and your Waifu get the trunk.

She's out of town

>>35237801
we're gonna fit 6 people in this car? Nah, I'll stay home for the next 15 days or so.

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>>35237801
>"implying..."
>"Huh, what was that anon?"
>"oh, n-nothing..."
>"I can't hear you bud, speak up"
>"y-you too"

turn 360 degrees and walk away

>C-can I sit in your lap Chad ? Oh no I just mean to make room for the girls to sit in the back !! But I mean, I can just on your lap now to make room before we get there.

>>35237865
>bounces off an inconveniently placed trampoline
>returns to driver seat
>noticed both chads had rolled off already and already banging stacys

CHAD WINS AGAIN

>>35237801
Let's skip Rachel and Stacy, and fucking get it on together.

>>35237998
>Did you call your girl and tell her we're coming yet?
>when I've been standing here talking to them the entire time
Literally how, Chads?

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>>35237998
A chad chaddier than these guys went to my uni. He was like fucking 6'6 and only 21 here, pic related

>>35239803
Yeah I'll get contact lenses and grow a stub and I'll look better than this guy except for my skinnyfat

>>35237801
Shoot myself in front of them

Why the fuck would anyone pass on this? They seem like cool dudes, and you get to pick up your oneitis while you're at it.

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>>35237801
>bicep bigger than thigh

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>>35239904
You look better than a 9/10 chad? Prove it

>>35237801
never skip leg day

origqno

>>35240031
Not just his biceps. His arms altogether (biceps, triceps, and shoulders, not so much the forearms) are bigger than his legs. This is the reason why I don't work out almost at all anymore. I can't accumulate leg mass.

>>35237801
She wouldn't fit in the car.

>>35238010

Cool bro. We can swap if you're up for it.

>>35237801
>implying chad and rad would ask me to pick up girls with them

>>35238923
>360 degrees
Are you retarded?