THIS IS THE DESIGNATED SHITPOSTING THREAD Dump only your most

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>>35237673
How exactly does one get pussy while living at the white house as a teenage boy? The secret service always cock blocking you. when you're trying to run game on some foreign prime ministers daughter the news media catches you smiling at her and immediately blows shit out if proportion speculating that you are somehow breaking international law with your awkward teenage flirting, so you have to testify before congress that you didn't give away any top secret documents to her and are made to admit live on C-SPAN that you've never even kissed a girl . Then you get blue balls from some hot conservative girl winking at you and flashing her panties under her skirt and making sexy faces and blow job motions to you while you were going through some airport or public event, and when you passed by and shook her hand she leans in whispering she is going to diddle her clit thinking about you tonight and how much she wants to suck your dick off, just to fuck with you. Then you try to look up some porn when you get home just to relieve the tension but you just know the CIA is monitoring and 3 other govornment agencies are watching you beat off. Then you finally break down and Jack off in the shower which sets off some fucking biohazard drain alarm and the entire place is on lock down until they can find the source of the specimen and you end up getting debriefed by the joint chiefs of staff about your masturbatory habits and how you almost created a national security issue with your dick. Then wikileaks leaks your search history showing you looked up penis enlargement techniques when it was actually just some click bait you'd accidentally clicked and TYT spends all next week talking about your supposed micro penis. So you end up squirming a little since you are so wound up and being judged constantly and now people are saying you look like a fucking mental patient and you start to think you'll never get any pussy.

I've always been curious as to what the definition of "shitpost" really is.

Irrelevant/derailing posts?
Shitty normie memes?
Using bad grammer and spelling?

Someone tell me please

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>>35237727
I'll let best Obama tell it

>>35237727
Shitposts are intentionally low quality posts.

>>35237727
it's any post that doesn't add any value to anything

>>35237771
Actually, futa can be made less gay than straight porn. You see, straight porn has one guy and one girl. Because you're fapping to something with one guy in it, that's 50% gay. If you watch futa fuck a girl, that's one girl and a half girl, thus only 25% gay. You could make it 0% gay with two girls but the problem is, that makes them lesbian, which wraps back to being 100% gay.

isn't there an entire board for this shit?

>>>/s4s/

>>35237778

So, every post ever made then?

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Is this shitty enough? I don't even know what it means.

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Or this one? It's a pretty shitty image.

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>>35239149
I walk on two legs

I walk on two legs

Hands to hold (la la)

Arms to hug (la la)

But I not an animal nor a bug!

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>>35239192
They had a jew one of those???

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This one is old school.

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So, uh, yeah.

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>>35239209
It's african bro (crying laughing emoji)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4VeCTtPazOU

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>>35237727

It's almost like they don't want us to have a shitposting thread.

because your comment was too low in content (3.70% content).

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the two pillars at the beginning, mettaton/mettatron, undyne/undine
The king and queen that unite to make the crown

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I made this in 2012 for /b/ purposes.

>>35237716
Is this supposed to be about Barron Trump? Because he's not a teenager.

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Here then are a few nuggets of advice for Tax Magic.

1. USE MAGIC TO PUT OFF IF YOU HAVE TO, BUT NOT TO AVOID IT PERMENANTLY: I have met some people that have done "Law Keep Away" magic for avoiding taxes. My experience with this kind of magic in general is that it works for a while, but is never a permanent solution. If you are currently running your own business or in any other situation where you have been avoiding taxes, you should only be using magic to put off the Tax Man long enough to get your house in order.

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>>35239278

<Get it? It's because he's blind. Chuckle!

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tfw mfw twa pga

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There's a wonderful word in Greek: idiotes, one who is concerned only with their own little world. That's what it literally means. It's the word from which we get our word "idiot."

Just a tidbit in these troubled times. When someone tells you, "oh, don't worry, you'll be fine," and they're white and straight and male, yeah. Idiot. By the same token, though, when someone tells you, "oh, god, I'm panicking, please panic with me!" yeah, that's a kind of idiotes too, but one I have a little more sympathy with. I'll tell them, "your fear is real and strong, but not the law of the universe. It's a thing that will wax and wane, and I'll stand with you and help you as much as I can in the times to come, which will probably not be great. But we'll try to get through them together, and we're stronger than we think."

Look outside your own little world, for good or ill. Try to, anyway. It's not easy. But try because we do not need more idiots when we have one in the goddamned White House (one? I'm being optimistic there).

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I put the lime in the coconut and shake it all about.

>that feel when i'm too depressed to shitspost anymore
i hate this feel

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I believe in reason.

In saying that, of course, I've just undermined the whole name of the blog as well as the title of my first book. But I'm an uneasy postmodernist, and we'll get to that later.

What does it mean to say that I "believe" in "reason?" I've talked about what I mean by belief in my last post, but what I mean by reason is a little harder to pin down. Part of it is just garden variety "critical thinking" -- take nothing for granted, examine warrants, look at implications, always question. But as I've pointed out before, critical thinking is not value-neutral. It comes with its own ontology, and a lot of people who wave the flag of critical thinking are not doing what I would call reasoning.

I take my model for reason from Socrates, who was willing to question everyone about everything. He often uncovered common knowledge was, at its core, hollow and meaningless. He often left people in a state of "aporeia," a Greek word with no clear English equivalent. I like "perplexity," as it gets some of that stunned lack of resources implied by the original. Socrates yanked the supports of preconception out from under people, and left them without support.

I think this state of aporeia is a valuable one, and the foundation of knowledge. The foundation of true reason is a sense that we are without support, swimming in a sea of perplexity without knowing whether or not there's a ground beneath us. From that we can start to build real knowledge, by not being those who, as Socrates says, "not knowing anything, pretend to know."

I also, then, believe in the limits of reason. The universe is rational, I believe, but it's also arational (not irrational, however). It works by the logic of cause and effect and also the logic of metaphor. It is both material and spiritual, and each has its own laws of reason.

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One man's shitpost is another man's post.

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One man's burger is another man's shitpost.

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Ever Their praises, and abundance to the Black Goat of the Woods. Iaa! Shub-Niggurath! Iaa! Shub-Niggurath! The Black Goat of the Woods with a Thousand Young!

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Why has my life come to this thread?

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I am the king of shitposting. Bow before me and kiss the ring.

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pico relato is not originalo? how am i supposed to shitposto?

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no bones

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>>35239459
You're the king of succi dicci, mabbi.

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Here's a meme reaction for you.

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And another one that's as original as this post.

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This one is useless, though.

I like it and she know yer she like it and she like it and she know yer she like it and she like it and she know

Additional

Yoloswag2017

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Not as useless as this one, which I've never used.

@35237673

The UFOs have finally cum send this to 10 alien daddys if you get none back you a lonely galactic hoe get five back you a Super Star Slut get 10 back you a super space freak happy fucking get that alien cock

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Ricky Ricardo

WE /s4s/ NOW! HUEHUEHUHEUHUE

Shitposting is so cathartic!
Being a dirty degenerate shitposting faggot is FUN!
FUUUUUUUUUUUN!

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Don't trick me again.

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>>35239495
Bring that boipu$$y here lad and I'll show you where a shit post comes from

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I don't like brap posting or this.

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This is this is this is this is

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>>35239611
No puuuu.

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Shit on this shitlord.

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I don't remember why I made this one.

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They have the best tit soup here.

I don't understand what's going on in here. How is there so much terrible OC in a shitpost thread? Or is this shit just really old?