>Be me
>Wants deep dish pizza
>Doesn't have enough GB points
>Beg mommy for more GB points
>She says she'll give me more good boy points if I find something called "a mail prostitoot"
>start asking around for one
>found one, smells like shit
>bring him home
>mommy and him go into the bedroom
>they sound like they're wrestling
>Come in and help mommy because she sounded like she was losing
>ohshit.jpg
>Am now scarred for life
>Still got deep dish pizza anyways
>>35237067
what was the topping?
>>35237085
Shredded bacon, chedder, italian sausage, and mushrooms.
>>35237102
took you too long to answer, I call your story fake