I wanna be part of a CIA operation to overthrow a foreign corrupt

>>35230210
That sucks
Try not sucking

I know that obscure feel senpai. I want to be a spy but would immediately be caught.

>>35230210
Its always the heroin, dont forget this

>>35230210
The CIA overthrows legitimate governments to install corrupt ones. You're not missing out on any noble work there, Anon.

>>35230210
>Not wanting to work for the FBI
I have no respect for you, anon.

>>35230210
No, you understand that most CIA operations at least before vietnam had direct involvement with this substance.. plus, when you learn mental illness was pulling all the strings, honestly.. opiates are nothing, stew on that. I need to get my books back so I can btfo of all of you

>>35230210
Dude just take your resume to Langley my cousin did that now he pushes paper in some CIA office and is in on conferences about drone targets etc he actually gets to give input too.

>>35230478
Is he able to talk about his job?

>>35230796
I don't know if it's exactly allowed but he does talk pretty openly about a lot of it. He's not the smartest guy which is why it was a shock to us, we figured he was too dumb to make all this up and his mom actually drives him to work 3x a week cos he lives at home. Can confirm its CIA offices.

Wow, you must be really stupid.

>YWN work in the directorate of operations

Feels batman

>>35230210

Perhaps you're simply to intelligent too work for the CIA. Have you heard Weird Al's latest? It's hilarious here https://youtu.be/C-CG5w4YwOI

I want to make video games and fuck attractive women

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>>35230327
Good evening, my dark skinned brother.
>FBI does a polygraph test on you when you try to join
How does one pass this test?

>>35231374
watch Harsh Times
doublesguy even takes the test in it