What do I do if my dad is fucking annoying >he always has

My dad is a great person but he's also the most annoying person that I've ever been around.

>says "did you know that?", "do you know why?", or "huh mom?" very frequently
>sometimes when he walks inside he'll loudly shout "huh mom?" for absolutely no reason
>has an incredibly loud yawn where he shouts "Ow gosh I'm yawning now"
>usually follows his yawns with "guess what? I was yawning."
>yawns about every 45 seconds when he's tired (I'm autistic enough to time him)
>his nose makes a whistling sound every time he breathes
>chews and drinks so loud I can hear him from across the room
>snores so loudly I can hear him from anywhere in the house

I need to move out.

>>35228236
kek this sounds similar to my dad

i'm guessing he's a control freak

My Pops was in prison for a large majority of my life...I saw him for the first time since I was a child, after 2 decades at the age of 27. We had a couple of beers and smoked a J...good time. Yeah, your Dad sounds like a creepy cunt...he probably fondles you in your sleep.
lol

>>35228446
>usually follows his yawns with "guess what? I was yawning."
Kek'd, but I can definitely see that getting old especially since it's so fucking predictable
My dad does a lot of annoying things too, but I just try to remember that he has spend a quarter of his life's worth of earnings on us and continues to provide food and shelter. Just be happy he's not a drunk or violent person