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HELP ME
>was recently moved to a room in the house with no bathroom attached
>whole fucking family congregated in living room right next to the restroom
>reeeaaaallly feeling it
>I'm an anxious retard who hates when people hear me shit so I figured why not just do what other weirdos do and find solution in my room
>the shits begin clouding my rational thought process
>see Target bag and take dump in it
>lot more piss than anticipated
>smells terrible and piss immediately starts leaking out the bag
>panic and stick it in the trash can next to my desk while I go grab and another bag to keep it from leaking further
>lit a scented scented candle but it isn't working
>whole room obviously reeks of shit
>floor covered in piss
What the fuck do I do with it now? Can I legally put human shit into a dumpster? Should I burry it in my backyard in the night?
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Sharpie in proopee
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Throw it out the window
Originally original
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OP you dumbass
You shouldve just quickly walked past them to the bathroom you cuck and then gone as fast as humanly possible and then return without saying a single thing.
I'd dispose of it anywhere i could away from your room my dude.
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>>35227478
You should've used the bathroom you fucking pussy
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>no incense
Nigga what, you always light 2 or 3 incense invase something like this happens. Just throw the shit out, and the bin, and clean your room. It's not that fucking difficult.
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Start it on fire in the bin, only way to cleanse
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>>35227671
They would have SMELLED it if I carried the bag. I think the only rational solution is to burry it.
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>>35227478
The raw shit and piss smell terrible? Damn. Well there was no way you could have anticipated this.
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Basicallyadoctor is a faggot
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>>35227478
If you have a towel, wipe up the piss on the floor. Then, wait for the family to leave the living room, and take your trash bag outside. If you encounter a human, tell them you're just taking out the trash, because its full. Find the nearest dumpster or public trash can and throw the bag in there.
If it takes more than 5 minutes, go to a drug store and buy a snack, so you have an excuse for being out so long. Next, open a window in your room and light more candles if you have them.
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>>35227781
Keep it in the can, and say its old food. You technically wouldn't be lying.
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>falling for the shit and piss jug meme
You have only yourself to blame.
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>>35227828
Thank you this is actually good advice. There is a gas station walking distance I could go to
>>35227895
Knew it was too good to be true but it worked with piss bottles for me, just not the poop bags
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Piss bottles good.
Shit jugs bad.
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>>35227478
If dubs you have to eat it.
oorriiggiinnaall
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>>35227928
Piss bottles can be okay but you should always empty it whenever you get the opportunity.
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>>35227955
What the fuck man why would you say that. What I'll will do you have against me?
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>>35228026
Kek spoke brother. I hope you're hungry.
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>>35227955
Dubs dont lie
This comment has been muted for 42069 seconds for being unoriginal
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>>35227828
>If you encounter a human, tell them you're just taking out the trash, because its full.
Of COURSE he's taking out the trash. He's carrying a trash bag headed towards a dumpster.
>Oh, uh, excuse me sir if I could just slide by you with my bag of rubbish I'll just dump it in the bin and be on my way
>*Tips garbage lid*
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>>35227478
what the fuck
some things arent even humanly possible but you still managed to do it
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>>35227955
POO POO PEE PEE
NOW YOUR GETTING HUNGRY
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>>35228026
Does great Kek confirm his will? Give us a sign
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>>35228126
Is this good enough faggots?????
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>>35228176
eat it all you slut
you made a mess now clean it up before daddy smells
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>>35227895
>falling for the shit and piss jug meme
piss jug is legit, just empty it while you take a shower... don't store it or keep a collection of them
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>>35228176
Come on now. That's just gross.
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Poo poo is actually super good for the immune system and it was just in your body anyways lol
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>>35228244
>shower
>while you're in it
>not toilet
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>>35228120
I mean its in a target bag and it smells distinctly of human excerement. Do you not think that would raise suspicion. Also, I just assumed op was like me and doesn't speak unless spoken to. Therefore, they would have to ask what he was doing, if he was to ever say that.
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>>35228176
kljdafa
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>>35227478
just throw it out your window or wait to night a throw it in the dumpster
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>>35228287
I do not believe that is true information
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>>35227478
So glad im not you loser.
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>>35228176
Women everyone.
And we let them vote.
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>>35228598
A little poop poop is good for you
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>>35228669
No its not.
You wouldnt shit if it was good for you.../
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tits pls
originaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaal
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