>"haha anon have you ever even had a girlfriend before??

>>35224691
Yes that is correct

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>>35224691
i have a really bad childhood, and i've been dealing with the issues pretty badly most of the time. i'm 24 now and i feel a lot better than i used to. the plan is to get fit and fuck girls on tinder because i'm actually pretty good looking, just very skinny. i need confidence, and i need to be capable of opening my heart to others. my life has been tough

STFU youre ugly as fuck bitch... DONT JUDGE ME

>>35224691
Well last one was at 2nd grade but yeah I guess that doesn't count.

Anyways, do you want the dick or not?

>>35224691
actually i had relations with a dead body once so uhhh hahahaha

>>35224691
Just never admit to it

That's what I do. I befriended this girl in the 11th grade. My brother thought I was fucking her so thats the story I tell people if they ask what was my first time.

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I had a qt girlfriend for 3 days and then she went to college. :'(

Now she's dating a 300 pound cringelord neckbeard feminist at college.

>mfw when I see her snapchat story

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>>35225023

>300 pound neckbeard
>dating a qt
>dating anyone

>>35224691
I'm in my 30's though? Dumbass.

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>>35225077
I'm not the neckbeard. I'm a 6'1 135 pound freak. I think she only "dated me" and made out with me because she knew she was leaving soon.

>>35224691
The fuck do you expect, have you seen my face?
I have zero confidence thanks to the emotional abuse I suffered from your kind in my childhood years
I stopped giving a shit

>>35225160

You said that she is dating a 300 pound neckbeard now.

>>35224691
I once asked a girl out in highschool and she killed herself that same year. I don't think that was a coincidence.

>>35224691
Just fucking lie.

Jesus christ i dont deserve to be a virgin.

>>35225077
The world is weird as fuck. I shut myself away because the kind of shit that happens out there defies all logic and reason. I've honestly seen qts go with fat neckbeard types that reveal their power levels readily. Its fucked.

who talks like this in real life? am I inside a visual novel?

>>35224691
I was homeschooled through middle and high school, so I didn't even have a chance.

No really, I actually was.