I wanna buy a fake pussy. Is there anything better than a fleshlight?

>>35223564
>I wanna buy a fake pussy.
Pretty sure Putin ain't desperate enough to sell Trump yet.

I use an onahole from queencat adult toys. Tomax toys are the best.

>>35223620
you guys try so hard lmao

Flesh lights are noisy
Not worth the money imo, way bulkier than I thought and honestly doesn't feel much better than cheaper alternatives

I'd go for those crazy Japanese ones with the anime babes on the box

>>35223620
R*ddit: the comment
2016 election edition

>>35223620
this is the most autistic thing ive read on the board, which is pretty impressive

>>35223620
how is that related to anything?

>>35223564
Get an onahole you twat

>>35223564
thanks to amazon lockers and amazon gift cards I was finally able to covertly buy a fake pussy. mine is not a brand name normie fleshlight, but same concept. my fake pussy has one opening because of this i compress and expand the air inside which make a slightly unpleasant sound and greatly reduces my maximum speed. when i buy my next one i am going to make sure it has an opening on the other end. overall it is easy to clean and well worth the money. i do recommend one (or many) for all robots

>>35223620
How assblasted do you have to be to post this. No really, it's unreal

>>35223620
screencapped for /r/4chan ;^)))))

>>35223620
I love that we're still getting posts like this months after the election ended, makes me glad I bothered to vote this time

>>35223620
neck yourself homeslice

>>35223564
Go to the onahole thread on /jp/.

is tenga good

>>35224985
Those eggs were pretty nice.

>>35223564
I like the flashlight cause you can place it in between some pillows and fuck it without holding it, which I think is the best way to use it.

>>35223564
Much like a real girl, if you cum in it and forget to clean it, it's then ruined forever and you have to secretly throw it into a dumpster at night

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>>35223564
Get an onahole, I had a fleshlight but got a decent 50$ onahole instead and haven't regretted my purchase

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>>35224466
Damn you you beat me too it. I swear if you actually post it I'll send you softcore porn

>>35225049
nah I never actually post, I just say it for the meme. It's all yours my friend :^)

Does this shit feel like an actual cunt?

Originaria

>>35225005
Can't you just wash it or something? Why is it ruined?

>>35225242
You'd never guess it wasn't Trump's puny fingers wrapped around your member.

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>>35223620
Trumpfags ETERNALLY BTFO'd