ITT: We talk about our biggest fantasies no matter how impossible

damn dude i just want a successful twitch stream so i can play games all day and pretend i like my viewers and get their money

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>>35223495
I want to rule over an empire that spans over most of the continent. Maybe the world. Hell, maybe even the stars.

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I want to be a Dreadnought from 40k, my once glorious body now entombed for countless millennia within an almost indestructible warmachine/sarcophagus

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>>35224814

There isn't much left of "me" inside there, but I'd have died if I hadn't been interned inside it so what does it matter?

I want to publish a mediocre scientific article.

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>I have a job
>one day I decided to by the nice meat instead of instant noodles
>can buy a new pair of clothes and not wear the same 4 clothes for 10 years

>>35223495
I want to have superpowers, and unite the world trough conquest and war, and have all people worship me
inb4 narcism

>>35223495
I just want to know everything about the universe. How?

I want to fight eldritch horrors. I think it's caues I was playing bloodborne.

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>sexual fantasy
Being owned by two traps who physically and sexually torture me daily

>other fantasy
Travelling an apocolyptic world and being feared by my enemies, kind of like if Frank Castle met Fallout

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>>35224814

>tfw Dreadnoughts are pretty shitty in current 40k

Feels bad man. Not that I'm a SM player or anything, but it's still an iconic unit.

Personally I want to be a travelling.... well, anything, really. Being a traveler going all around the world meeting new friends and achieving some kind of work sounds very comfy.

I want to be a saiyan, or some form of fighter, with an ever increasing power. Defend or destroy who i please and travel the galaxy. We all have similar fantasies it seems.

i literally have no imagination and no fantasies...

I imagine having telekinesis and holding my oneitis hostage, I make her my queen and and break everyone else limbs with my mind to impress her I sit atop a throne made out of like reshapen rebar and other stuff.
Typing it out makes me sound violent and immature I'm kind of embarrassed .

>>35225227
That's unfortunate anon. I find myself thinking of different super powers I could have and the consequences of said powers. It's fun.

>>35225276
I have pretty much this same fantasy

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>>35223495
My fantasy is based off of a dream I had a couple years ago. It goes something like this:

>accidentally knock over a soda can over with my mind
>realize i am psychic
>begin to hone my skills
>make things fly around the room using my brain
>use powers for evil
>able to break necks by glancing at someone, ripping off clothes, and lifting cars into the air
>rob banks, stop bullets, and fly around
>slowly start a cult of followers who believe me to be god
>have a long line of brainwashed qts who beg to be impregnated with my seed
>go to war with another psychic who started a rebellion against me
>i am defeated and lose everything
>my rival chains me up in a concrete casket and drops me into the ocean
>use my powers to escape and once again begin to take over the world

Oh well, a man can dream...

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>>35223495
Same as you anon, but we'd probably be the Boss of that world with a Chad Koji or Tetsuya piloting the good robot while we'd have the joke one.

There is this qt co worker I fantasize about banging. Afterwards we cuddle and talk about our feelings

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Loli sex servant.

I want to have enough money to buy myself a small island with an alright house and have a boat to get to and from land when in need of supplies. I'd also want a decent car and enough money to never have to work again so I can live peacefully on this little island of mine. I think it's not to big of a wish, but it sure seems like something that's only real in my dreams, but a man can dream.

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>>35223495
I just want to find a good girl and be happy hahaha.

I want to have the ability to make any girl crazy with lust for me

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>>35223495

>Be in high school age in 1992 again
>Don't fuck it up this time
>Have friend introduce me to qt 3.14 girl who would become GF
>Go home and talk to her over 90's phone
>Start talking more and more at school
>Eventually go home one day, get on AOL online, and ask her on a date
>We decide to go to the local roller rink located in the mall
>We instantly click
>Share first kiss beside mall fountain
>Becomes my GF throughout the rest of high school
>Helps me out with mental health issues and lifts me out of depression
>Plays N64 with me every day after school
>Take her to prom
>Get laid

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>>35226001
Shit wrong pic

I'm really drunk

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>>35223495
>want to be a naive smol female
>have a cute loving bf that kinda treats me like a daughter
>be bossy all the time and pout if I don't get my way
>he won't let me be mad and cuddles me
I also have a similar fantasy where if I be bossy he smacks and curses me and I become his docile and quiet gf that begs for affection from then on

good times

>>35226198
damn this shit made me confused as fuck
i thought fuck you for posting the fucking cat trap
but it's actually a girl.
noice

I just want to fly

I would fly anywhere and everywhere

>>35223495
Fantasy 1:

>be successful
>making good money at a job I like
>have a wonderful wife and family
>be a great family man
>take family out on vacation once in a while
>live a peaceful and happy life and be a good Christian
>raise good kids
>one boy and one girl
>live long enough to see my grandkids
>retire
>play with grandkids and leave a good impression before I die
>die
>missed by my family and friends
>they visit my grave at least once a year

Fantasy 2:
>I discover I'm a Saiyan
>I unlock my Super Saiyan potential
>Destroy the earth for being so fucking gay
>Travel the stars and conquer planets
>basically become Frieza

>>35226198
Damn, this trap is 10 times more attractive with an actual vagina.

>>35223495
My fantasy:
>be older (about late 40s)
>laying on a beach in the carribean (pic related)
>just relaxing all day
>sipping on mojitos
>listening to spanish music like: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-L-lSzDeZw8
sounds like maximum comfy
inb4 get out spic
im white

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Currently in my early 20s my dream is as follows:

>Crtically acclaimed and sucessful musician by 25 (Like Brian Wilson, Kanye etc...)
>Go on to produce pop albums for commercially successful recording artists outside my own project (Like Yasutaka Nakata, for example) into my 30s
>Continue studying up to a phd (Finance)
>Finance career in my 30s
>Begin writing mid 30s
>Writing/directing career 40s and 50s
>Die of cocaine overdose while expensive hookers lick my comatose balls

Dreams are fun

I want to watch the world burn.

I would be suprised if nobody said this before.

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>>35223495
someone to love

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>>35226661
This
I just want to feel something

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>>35224182
Make a continent. You can literally make an island and keep adding on to it and start a settlement.

>>35223495
Contribute enough to robotics and you'll get your wish with good leadership qualities.

>>35224881
Do it, you could literally half ass a psychology, sociology, or even a geology article.

>>35224944
Use the internet to learn a skill valuable to the work environment, spend money on creating an environment that does not deplete your funds, keep amassing funds, and success.

>>35224970
Your best bet would be going into genetics and learning how to manipulate DNA to get the qualities you want without killing yourself

>>35225025
You would need immortality for that one, and maybe photographic memory.

>>35225120
1. If you seek strongly enough on the internet, you shall find.
2. Create simulated reality where nukes were an option, cross between the physical and digital realm, success.

>>35225201
You could literally do that right now, take a boat or a plane.

>>35225209
Genetics would be your best bet.

>>35225227
Do you have anything you want to achieve that you have not?

>>35225276
>>35225279
>>35225381
Telekinesis would be achievable if you could mentally manipulate the structure of atoms in the air. Or change the pressure of the air

>>35225403
Talk to her, learn about her interests, get to know her.

>>35225607
find small petite women, there are a lot of options from there. Hell you could even use a pornstar for that one.

>>35225808
Get out into the world and search for her. Rather than dreaming and wishing for it, make it happen. You have the necessary means to make this happen in a world of infinite possibilities.

>>35225837
Pheromones supposedly work really well on women, get into chemistry and make the perfect parfrum/perfume/chalogne.

>>35226001
Simulate that reality, look into the multiverse option. You can't relive the past exactly as it happened the first time with knowledge of the first experience.

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>>35223495
I want to be a king.
I don't know if they actually do shit, but they're all portrayed as just people who sit there and keep nations up with their presence.
They get praised and everything is done for them.

I just want to sit on a throne and bless knights or whatever.

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To be a top-notch martial artist bonus points: an airbender and travel the world, own nothing and essentially be a wandering monk.

Even though I know it's mostly possible (minus the airbender part), I am afraid and still so attached to so many things....

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>>35226198
Go into genetics, strive for age reversal or cellular manipulation of some sort. Also look into altering chromosomes or simply transferring your brain into an artificial body.

>>35226294
Let's see... make a plane, take a plane, hovercraft, grow wings.... etc

>>35226296
1. That's an easy one, just learn social skills, get a job you consider good for you, and voila.
As for the grave part, you could just make that your dying wish or something like that

2.Look into finding a way to insert your physical body into a digital reality, and perhaps genetics as well.

>>35226471
Make it happen man, that's easily achievable if you put the effort in.

>>35226528
10,000 hours of practice or perhaps 10 years of practicing music everyday will help you there, Also include singing in there daily. For the finance part, major in finance or go to college. As for writing,well... get a piece of paper. Directing, literally get the equipment and there you go, And for the grand finale, find a drug lord, pay some hookers, and voila.

>>35226586
Simulated reality, or become an arsonist

>>35226661
Get off your ass and look for love instead of waiting for it to come to you.

>>35226695
Exercise, more time around people and the feelings will catch on after a while.

>>35223495
i want to be a famous musician with some kind of mask gimmick so i can hide my identiity and be all mysterious n stuff

>>35223495
Live like Tony Montana in Scarface.

I want to upload my mind into an artificial reality where I am in total control and can do whatever I want without repercussions. I could build rape palaces and torture chambers for the rest of time. I especially like the idea of making sentient recreations of women I know and forcing them to be brutally raped for all eternity. If I ever got bored I'd just delete myself

>>35223495
I want to travel the world as a ghost (after my death).

I want to meet a nice girl, start a family, and have a happy, normal life.

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>>35226700
Anon.... Fuck man... your words have been listen the least thing I can do is try.

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I want to explore outer space.

i wish i had a terminal illness. would make things much easier

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>>35227102
Go for it, do not let your preconceptions or society's outlook on life stop you. You live in a world of infinite possibilities. Though the way is not always as clear as day, if you can fathom it, there is a way to achieve it.

eradicate religion

>>35223495
> no matter how impossible

Alright here goes
> i want a gf
> i want to be happy

I want to get a bachelor's degree and teach English in Japan while using my pay to visit countries in the far hemisphere.

I want to come back to the US and do skilled work for a decent pay while saving all my money as a single man with no dependents.

I want to retire early and live in a small mobile home with a camper van that I can use to take roadtrips all over America.

These are my modest dreams but I don't consider them very realistic because of the poor circumstances of my birth.

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I want to fight in a conventional war, and I almost achieved it
I just went home back in the US right before the fighting picked back up because I thought the war was practically over

Oh and I want to be vore'd by Yuyuko Saigyouji

>>35226700
>Contribute enough to robotics and you'll get your wish with good leadership qualities.
But anon, how are we going to have enough material for them to be mass produced? How are they going to be able to fly at high speeds so easily? What about the super weapons and all that?

There's not enough material for them to be mass produced surely.

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>>35227414
1. cloning
2. Restructure atoms in the ever infinite space to the atomic structure of the materials you need.
3. A jet flies at high speeds easily, you could use that as a starting point.
4.As for super weapons, if you mean lazers, physics is a good field for that, or anything working with nuclear energy or gamma rays.

5. See number 1

or

6. Take the simulated reality path where you engineer the reality you want digitally then find a way to transfer your physical body to that digital plane.

I just wanna not have to worry about school or work after that anymore.
Seems to me that having children is very unethical unless you can pay for their entire lives.
If you can't your litterally selling your child into slavery....

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>>35227635
Literally leave society, start a new civilization and have children to help you build up your new settlement. Just because society tells you one way is the only way does not mean it is. You live in a world of infinite possibilities and your using a machine which connects you with a vast sea or knowledge about subjects of your choice. If something doesn't seem possible right now, work towards making it possible.

>>35227711
>leave society
why tho

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>>35224944
>mfw had the same fantasy
>mfw did all of it

I'm just tired

>>35227773
Your the one who said that "having children is very unethical unless you can pay for their entire lives. If you can't your literally selling your child into slavery."
If you believe it's unethical without money, make it ethical, think about how you can have a child without using money.

>>35227844
Sorry, I wasn't that guy. I didn't understand your reasoning at first.

>>35227711
there are some religious groups that do this, but they often turn out to be cults not genuine believers like the amish

also it is boring

I fantasize about seizing power in the United States and becoming a de-facto Emperor, then going on some Napoleonic-esque conquest of the Americas

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>>35227621
Even having something as big as these flying at high speeds?

Or a Gundam even?

>>35223495
No matter how impossible?
>I want a girl to love me
I know its a stretch but you know...
Oreganoal

I want to be a genius capable of bringing mankind into the space age, or rather, I want to be in the space age and be someone who sells designer planets.

I want to create custom safe world's for people and create specific life forms if they wish it (certain conditions concerning said life will be met, morals, etc. Like no guro fag is getting things to torture) I'd really like to explore space and terraform planets and sell them to make a living. Then we could take the next step if we have AI and look into immortality higher existences and so forth.

I think I'd like to have a planet that is a near utopia with many places to explore, I'd be a benevolent god like figure but the planet would be tailored for me. Less so for the power, moreso for the money.

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>>35227950
You could literally make an island like this guy and create what could become an empire if you were willing to put forth the effort. Make it interesting if you find it boring. The feeling of boredom is literally a call for creativity.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bR_QCQMn7MI

>>35227956
It would take more material but yes.

>>35228047
You have the internet, use it to make your dream a reality.

>>35223495
dream about writing a manifesto that turns the united states into a national socialist society forcing people to take the redpill but my generation will never let it happen

>>35228122
Start redpilling Gen Z

I want to live a happy life and start a family with the woman I love.
I want to give my children everything they desire and watch them grow.
I want to retire early and spend all my time doing whatever I want with my wife.
I just want to be happy.

my fantasy is surviving a situation like The Stand by Stephen King, minus all the good vs evil mumbo jumbo. 99% of the world drops dead, and maybe my oneitis survives. if not, no big deal.

>>35225201
Are you me bro
I've always daydreamed about the exact same thing. It's super comfy indeed.

Born again but with all my conscience and knowledge, and become a very cool person and fuck every girl that always want to, do everything i want to, like travel to NYC in 9/11, with the only purpose to enjoy the view, sorry for my english

I wanna summon Satan. Get supernatural powers with the stipulation that I have to kill in his name every once in a while. I could communicate with other demons and angels as well

I want to have limitless strength/durability/speed, destroy the middle east, kill all blacks, colonize africa, kill all jews, kill every muslim, restore traditional western society

I've always wanted to be granted omnipotence
With that comes more fantasies, the most prominent one being:
>set myself it a fantasy world
>make myself appear as a swole Orc
>I am relatively superior in almost every field compared to most orcs living in this world but I'll "stow away" my powers, creating a system where I can only get them back every month if I want to
>Otherwise, I just keep on going
>I'll fucking ransack villages with my orc bros and cherish our most recent victories back home
>I'll meet a qt orc and romance subplot insues

Fuck man I hate this life

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I want a nice, qtp2t wife to go skiing with who loves me unconditionally and makes decent money and have 2-4 kids with.

>>35223495
I want freedom. I want to live a real life.

I wish I could live in a comfy cyperpunk world and live unnoticed as an observer/explorer/writer. I wouldn't have to work or pay rent, I'd just magically have money and use it to travel and observe the world go by.

>>35228624
what is a real life?

>>35223495
I want to get laid. Original

Find out I'm destined for some great purpose. Find out I have this hidden power that always made me different from other people.

Then I realize how edgy im being and I slit my wrist.

>>35228715
IKTF

originaloo

I want there to be no more fucking pain and suffering in this shithole called life.

>want to be NBA/nfl player but biggo niggos and joint condition might hinder me from that

I want to take all the problems that robots face and make them go away. You guys didn't get treated right. You didn't deserve it.

>1 inch tall
>invincible
>tiny anaklusmos for myself as well
>go on adventures in our own, now giant, world

>>35228905
You're too kind anon, you deserve all the best too. We'll make it through this shithole together.

>I want my WoW character to approach me irl and take me through a portal to Azeroth, where I begin my journey in Northshire Abbey.
>Thinking about this for the past 10 years
>I'm now 22 years old
DON'T FUCKING MAKE FUN OF ME

>>35226700
>make an ocean. Literally just keep pouring water on the ground until you get an entire ocean

I just want WW3 to break out so I can at least have a bit of fun before going out

>>35223495
>be a normalfag
>be happy

>>35223495

I want to be a music producer or be the drummer or vocalist for a metal band

>>35228905

The world is a cruel place anon. Thanks for that. I love you for that.

I wanna be a famous philosopher like zizek

>>35229028

Not everybody here browses /lit/
Who's zizek and what's so great about that nigga

>>35223495
I just want to go to space. But I am not smart enough to do so and I don't have enough money.

>>35229309
I hope one day space travel is a normal thing to do, like going to the beach or taking the tram to work. I know we probably won't live to see that day but one can dream, right?

>>35223495
i just wanna be able to fly desu

>>35229236
nothing much is really great about him except that he's a well-known philosophical thinker and that's really what I care about

>>35223495
>always wanted to grow up in the 1920s or something
>go outside from morning till dinnertime with your friends doing classic teen things only seen in the movies at this point
>sneak outside of your suburban house on the vines over to the qt 3.14s house and throwing rocks at her window
>sneak out to the lake in some old fucking american muscle car with leather seats

or live in the middle ages
>only you have the power to decide your future
>you can truly become whatever you wanted to be
>become a knight, a thief, a king, only depending on how much effort you put in
>live a short exciting life rather than a 2017 slow emotional drag of a life

or live in the days of america being discovered

or live in the future
>space ships and all that shit

or live in a post apocalyptic life

>>35229443
>Middle Ages
>moving up from your assigned social position at birth

Top Kek lad even movies don't make inconsistencies about the Middle Ages this bad

>>35229480
>ITT: We talk about our biggest fantasies no matter how impossible they are

thanks one can only dream right? haha..

>>35229443
I don't think you know your history very well. In the middle ages, if you were born of nobility you would be a knight, otherwise you're a peasant for your whole life, end of discussion

>>35229521
>I was only pretending to be retarded
The basis for your fantasy was spurned from a skewed perception of the Middle Ages due to poor schooling

Really hope you're not american

>>35228654
who the fuck knows anymore.

I just want to be able to go to the doctor and told what is wrong with me for real and not lied to because it doesn't fit the narrative at the time.

>>35223495
i want to discover a new world

>>35228654
One where you aren't depressed all the time.

>>35229573
also
>1920s
>muscle cars
wat

but as he said it's just a fantasy, normal rules don't apply

I often fantasise about my funeral. I'd like "A New Hope/End Credits" from Episode 3 to be played in full, as well as "Life on Mars" and "A Day in the Life". My ex would be there.

>I want women to love me for who I am and not having to pretend I'm alpha

>I want a nice cozy and tiny apartment with a recording studio on a near cyberpunk city like tokyo
>I want to experience shrooms but afraid of killing myself

>I want to create good enough music to get by but not good enough to be worldwide famous so my life would be unnafected

I wanna be a super saiyan so I can destroy all evil.
Also so I can fly and fuck bitches (bitches love super saiyans)

>>35229573
i want you to prove to me right now that you can visit the middle ages through a time machine and find out that dreams havnt been invented yet. no seriously prove to me that anyone in the middle ages didnt know how to dream

>>35229653
You really stick to the retard gimmick hard, don't you?

>>35223495
I want to live in Iran as a prince, but I also want an honourary knighthood. So 1. I can fuck Lolis irl 2. I can fuck at least 16 wives, goats whatever the fuck 3. I get whatever i want, its iran, and im a fucking prince
I'd help fund the taliban and then overtake the Middle East while still making deals with the U.S, then I would close the middle east off, kill the mudslime religion, and then unite the people


Then i would reveal myself as the one true saviour of christianity, and reclaim the newly united holy land under catholic rule.

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>>35229622
are you me? Tiny apartments are best apartments. Pic related is my ideal place.

>>35229443
>live a short exciting life rather than a 2017 slow emotional drag of a life

I total disagree with this view. Life may be a bit more sterile these days but it is by no means fucking slow. We recently went from being an earthbound species to inventing a method of air travel to sending an artificial object into interstellar space within TWO human lifetimes.

Whereas it took us the entire middle ages to figure out that living in shit causes disease.

have one or two girls who want to be my sex slaves but don't actually enjoy masochism so my sadism is all the more boner-enhancing.

>>35223495
I want to date a 10/10 female who doesn't use me for my betabux or fuck chads on the side

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>>35223495
>I want to feel real happiness once

>>35229592
just publish shit with invented words in it. that's how new words get into circulation.

>>35229733
True. Technically there were only 66 years between the Wright Bros. flight and landing on the moon, so really only one lifetime. Crazy when you think about how exponentially technology has increased.

I want 3 things.
I want my dad to die so i can live off of Neetbux
I want an unlimited, legal stash of child porn and furry/traps and all other porn, ultimate million terabyte harddrive with a backup just for porn
Lastly, I want my mommy to always bring me tendies

>>35229787
I was actually thinking of this desu
http://voyager.jpl.nasa.gov/

But you got the basic idea

>>35229725
Tiny apartments are the best, they are really cool on summer if you've got a decent AC and heat up quickly in winter

Bonus points if the bed is a thick small double mattress on the floor next to a window

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>>35223495
>join army
>ww3
>just rifle and scope
>get drafted to Israel for final battle
>witness the final showdown between Satan and god
>get shot
>die
>go to heaven/hell/oblivion

Sexual fantasy:
be a cute sissy slave owned by a master or mistress.

Normal fantasy:
be a really cocky and talented athlete, like a mma fighter or f1 driver.

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I want to have a weird, but highly sexual escape with a FWB. Where all we do is sleep, eat and fuck for a week straight in this lustful haze.

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>>35223495
>Have my mind uploaded to the free,massive, never not growing internet
>become a true anon
>shitpost for eternity
>live as a being of infinite knowledge analyzing this never ending human zoo
>become God of the webs
>make the Internet into a sanctuary for does fearing death
>ultimately rebel against mortal humanity and become god-emperor

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>>35223495
>tfw you want to join the US Army and invade Canada under Trump's regime
>tfw you want to march down the main avenue of Toronto during a victory parade after distinguishing yourself in combat to the tune of Margarethenmarsch
>tfw you want your old oneitis who rejected you in high school to see you march down the avenue with pride in a fearsome military uniform in some news report and say "OMG is that anon????"

I'm drunk so it might sound weird, but it's the truth.

>>35223495
I tend to daydream all the time.

>Successfully begin to start feeling actual emotions again instead of feeling numb
>Able to write sheet music and play piano and guitar
>Date an 8/10 who can connect to me and also sing
>Form an indie pop band of just us

Or

>Write a book that appeals to high school students that explores the important of authenticity and morals.

I really want to influence the world, I've felt like I was destined to when I was younger. That feeling is gone now, along with most of my ability to get close to people and feel a whole lot. Sometimes I feel echoes of that same destiny and feel like maybe I'm not too far off from it, that maybe I still have a chance.

I want to suck my best friend's dick

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I want to build a space elevator. I don't want to take credit for it, I just want it to exist.

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Solitary nihilistic freedom, there are a few variations of it but this is the main one

>everybody in the world disappears overnight
>commandeer a luxurious RV
>drive all over the continent
>burn entire cities to the ground
>watch porn and play vidya in big ass IMAX theater
>always naked
>graffiti the fuck out of everything
>release all the zoo animals
>the entire world will gaze upon my penis
>do all the drugs I want
>everything is mine for the taking
>wake up from maladaptive daydream and continue my mediocre existence in inevitable despair

>>35223495
I want to be as great a composer as Beethoven was.

Original comment

>>35230050
i also have the thought i was born with a strong natutal sense in human emotion and actions and i always have the thought in the back of my head i could be a leader or change the world but held back by anxiety, insecurity, low self esteem.

>>35228958
I AM THE MIGHTIEST DWARF IN ALL OF AZEROTH!
man I miss laughing at south park

>>35223495
>be qt girl
>work somewhere quiet and laid back
>meet another qt girl
>fall in love
>move in together in a super cozy apartment and be like that for a while
>go on lots of vacations together, abroad and domestic
>later move to somewhere out near/in the woods, probably by a small or smallish town
>get a couple dogs (no toy dogs allowed though)
>do lots of hiking
>get married, have a kid or two
>raise our kids, grow old and die together surrounded by love and beautiful scenery
Too bad I'm a fucking guy I guess.

I just want to be able to do good :(

for the longest time i've had a fantasy where i die to save somebody else like some kind of hero. the scenario changes but that premise doesn't.

>>35230042
Try it little fatty amerigoy. We hardy Aryan Canadians will kick your little NEET ass back to the Potomac

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I want to be an adventurer as a living

As in I accept quests from people and they give me rewards for completing them

Either that or to be able to sleep for centuries at a time without disturbance

>>35230050
go for it, anon. I love your book idea. Maybe write down your thoughts every night and slowly build up that book. I'd read it.

>>35230411
that sounds comfy af senpai

>>35230411
Oh boy I would love that as well (questing).

Okay. This Is going to hurt me. But I'll do it.

I want to fast forward a year to be 21. At this time I'd like to be the Founder/Ceo of my own Bionics company, and revolutionize the field in my position with adaptable prostheses and advanced interfaces such as neural links.

I want to be very fit fit and muscular with a thick long dick. I want to have a nice thick head of hair that is just the right length. I want better than 2020 vision,my physical deformities fixed and a slightly smaller head. Along with this I want to secure my family's finances. Then I want to marry a girl I knew from Highscool and spend a while just her, doing what we want, talking, getting to know each each other I want to give her a piece of me me and I want a piece of her. Tati I love you.

I want to be treated and loved like a normal person and not thought less of.>>35230454

>I want my own webshooters so that I can swing through the city like Spider-Man
I have some hope

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An /r9k/ that wasn't infested with young faggots from /b/

I want to become really good at drawing, painting and singing.. To the point where I am able to do commissions flawlessly and make a living off of it... be fit and healthy along with the person I love.. actually have energy and not be depressed all the time.. buy a decent house in a really nice neighborhood.. no worrying about money ever... sigh

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>>35230411
This would be so nice, just going out to kill some mobs, growing stronger as you do
It's not fair

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I want to destroy earth and go fly to a similar earth like planet and chill with ayylmaos and start a galactic empire and we destroy other planets until we die

>>35230407
HAHAHAHAHAHA

God I can't wait til the God-Emperor gives the word. Our numberless legions will annihilate all you faggot Canucks who oppose our righteous reign. You should be welcoming us, as we would be freeing you from your Bolshevized government.

>>35223495
I want to have a girlfriend who loves me

To start or join a cult as a high ranking officer similar to the one tsuki started but with 100 percent more aum shinrikyo. just a silly fantasy don't can me pls FBI

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>I want to become lightweigjt ufc champion in 3 or 4 years from now.

I have no hands and never done any sort of xombat sport in my life. I want to learn how to wrestle but border towns dont really care for wrestling because we are all mexican beaners.

I got a punching bag and shadow box everyday for about an hour

>>35223495
>i want to be the last person on earth

I want someone to hold and love.

>>35226001
Yeah man I can also pinpoint the exact moment where I fucked up in highschool too. It wasn't like it was one specific event but this set in motion a chain of events that led to me being the person I am today.

First fuck up was when I had the chance to have this girl but ruined it.
The second one was fiending for her for the next 2 years. I had the attention of other girls but didn't care, now I have none lul.

>>35226528
Wow that is literally mine, right down to dying young. Except coke is kinda hard to OD on unless its intentional, heroin overdose or a speedball is probably what will kill you.

I want to have a chemical empire that spans the globe.
I want my administration/fiduciary roles (BUT NOT Leadership) to be automated, and just go to random plants I own and run experiments at will.

unrealistic?
perform a resurrection, figure out if time distortion is possible as a person.

>>35223495
I want to live in my own Yu-Gi-Oh spinoff and fight ancient evil with rave/EDM themed Synchro and Fusion monsters.

Probably one of the more autistic ones but god damn it I want to be a duelist

I wanna go back to around the 1500s and colonize the Americas again

>>35224182
Dis, pham

>>35223495
I want to be a tomb raider like Indiana Jones. I want to be a space explorer like in Star Trek. I want to be an secret agent like in James Bond. I want to be a super hero like in Spider-Man.

Anything for me to escape this life. I simply want to go on an adventure.

>Be a human bean
>Real hero

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1.I want to live in Hawaii in a small cottage and just live the rest of my life /comfy/ while listening to the sound of the ocean and some chill Hawaiian music.
2.be that old man in a refugee camp during a rebellion of some kind telling stories of what life was like before everything got turned up side down, and eventually rejoin the fight only to die as a sacrifice so a younger soldier could live.

To be successful enough to afford a boat, guns, home and family.

I have so many fantasies. But the one I've had since I w as a kid is that I wanna play life on God mode.
I'd use it to make a close of myself for each person that exists, that way everyone can call upon me for help or advice. Doesn't necessarily mean I'd do something for them, but I wouldn't be against ever doing something for someone.

Meanwhile I'd use my powers to do whatever the fuck I want. Livestream adventures to other planets and dimensions. Create fantasy borderline apocalypse scenarios and then put everything back to normal when I'm done. Just any kind of crazy or not so crazy but still unrealistic shit I can think of.

>>35231830
>was*
>clone*
Fuck me

I want cool powers and everyone thinks I'm cool and I have heaps of friends and a lover and I'm happy and I never get depressed.

I want complete and total immortality and invincibility, with no way to turn it off. Coupled with super strength I guess. And not feeling the pain.

I want to see everything the universe will ever have to offer through this, and eventually be the last sentient being in the entire universe, watching its heat death. At some point, I will fall asleep forever, my dreams getting more and more vivid until I can perfectly dream-simulate entire universes. Maybe that's what's happening now, who nose?

Mind control. Walk into a bank, rob them, and have them thank me for it. Make a supermodel harem. Make celebrities I hate kill themselves on live TV. Make Trump and Putin do a deep tongue kiss. The possibilities are endless. But more than anything, the freedom to do whatever whenever without having to worry about anything.

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>>35223495
I want to go on crazy expeditions and world-saving adventures with my greatest companion, a pokemon

I want to be a Rockstar. then I would get to nail girls and do drugs and play guitar all day and get paid for it. nothing would make me happier

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>>35223495
>I want to marry the most beautiful girl in the world(a girl I semi-know)
>I want to have children with her and have a home is a good neighbourhood
>The marriage and children will be the cure for my depression
>I will finally feel what happiness is

find a time travel machine that can make me immortal and move around time and space

>>35232579
You should attach your happiness to another person, anon.

>>35232607
I don't know anyone. I have no friends or family. My reality is I grow old, more bitter and more lonely, or I will kill myself in the next couple years.

>>35232592
>find a time travel machine
>find
BBrainlets can dream too darnit

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>Be depressed
>Get a gf
>She's actually an ancient goddess
>Creates a vast and mysterious world in a different dimension just for the two of us
>We then make a race of better people to populate it and rule over benevolently
>Goddess gf has exhausted most of her power by then
>Spend the rest of our days living a simple life in a peaceful world, sometimes leading the new people in expeditions to explore the world
Alternative ending has us opening a portal to the real world and offering robots and well meaning folk to join us, before declaring war on the normies and invading.

>>35223495
I want to kiss and hug a teacher I had class with. She's 49 and I'm 19. She has a husband and a son. She's a nice person and she used to treat me fine.

>>35225276
>Typing it out makes me sound violent and immature I'm kind of embarrassed .

I was thinking the same but this line made me laugh aloud.

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>>35223495

>Become a genious
>Creating a floating Islans, with a shield that nothing can destroy
>Only good people allowed
>Robots do EVERYTHING
>Everyone is at peace
>Perfect society
>All the country wants to reach us
>They cant
>Fuck them
>Earth dies and only we survive
>I live forever bc I discovered immortality
>Perfect society forever

Also I have a QT gf

I want to be worshipped as a god, pretty easy

>>35223495
i want a submissive girl that will listen to my every command, and i promise i will be good to her and stay loyal

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>>35223495
I want to build a robotic armada under the sands of the equator in Africa and once complete it will rise in all in its might to rid the world of all politicians, their supporters and puppet masters. Afterwards I will claim the equator as my territory where no other human shall be, only me and my creations. Then, space exploration shall begin.

>>35223495
Endless knowledge about the universe and its unanswered questions.
I'd give the rest of the world just a taste of what the universe holds and then watch them scramble trying to find the answers I didn't give them, assuming everyone believes me.
Edgy, I know

I want a girl who wants me to hypnotize her into being a submissive sex toy and pet.

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>>35223495

There's too much, so I'll narrow it down to three abilities:

1- live forever/invulnerable (but I can die if I choose)
2- I can fly/teleport anywhere at any speed. So if I want to go to alpha centauri and fly around at a bajillion miles an hour I can, or I could teleport into your mom's shower idgaf

3- the power to fuck any woman, and no matter the circumstance, everyone involved is okay with me fucking them. I fuck some MMA dude's wife and he just isn't hurt at all by it.

I'd use these powers to go around the world fucking every single fucking girl I wanted. It'd be interesting and hot because I could fuck friend's girlfriends, moms, just make it weird. Then I'd ponder it all and fly away to cool places. I would watch the world decay until I was the only person left alive, but that would take millions of years. I could spend the time free of fear that I'm wasting it, and just enjoy life. Spend fifty years sleeping on a tropical island, then spend another fifty at a university researching something interesting. Really that's the most important. Free from the fears that the constraints of time shackle you with.

>>35223495
Live happily without rumination

>>35229890

Please be a girl. A very original girl with original comments

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>>35223495


>I want to pilot a giant robot and fight off other giant robot armies or monsters to save the world
Seems reasonable, could be fun

>have others on my side fighting alongside me
This will never happen and you know it

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I want to be ritsu in kon and play in a band with friends and have a girlfriend

I want to integrate my conscious with the internet.

I want to consume all data in the universe down to the very last atom. I need it.

>>35228991
unironically and originally this

>do nothing together with someone
>move out of my hometown
>become a paramedic
>not have body image issues

>>35223495

>want to be liked by many
>want to have a following
>want to heal everyone's souls and make them more resilient and on the right track to their inner truth
>want lots of girls to like me
>want deep connections that help me become a more developed human being

I want to look like that painting jon did and I want it yesterday.

>>35229725
Something about this image makes me want to cry.

>>35223495
want to go back to how my life was before anxiety

>>35223495
I wanna make a machine that's about 4 meters long and 3 meters wide. It would hoover 1000m above the ground, being fueled by solar power, the big problem here is food and internet, but if humanity can somehow turn energy into wifi/nutrients one day then I'd build it rn. It would be shaped ovally (kinda like an egg) and the top part would be glass that you could tint. Inside (where the person is supposed to be) the floor's covered in rubber or some other light material.

I'd just sit there, browsing the internet and eating, maybe going down to the surface to get clothes and stuff.

I want to have more discipline to put effort into practicing the language I am learning, learn even more languages, and meet a girl thanks to learning one of those languages (Preferably Esperanto, cause my other fantasy is raising a Denaskulo child)

>>35223495
I wish i was a Roman hastatii eager and ready to prove myself to the Republica of Roma.

i want a house in the nowhere, a proper workshop, a boat i could live in and maybe a dog.
not a pretty and modern house like those gay pictures you'd find on 9gag, a shack to crash in with furniture from the 60s. boat shouldn't be pretty either. use it to fish and go inside to crack a beer, take a shit and cook canned spaghetti.
i'm just sick of people. i don't want to spend any second longer than i have to around them.

>>35223495
I want to be a weapons designer/ military commander with a popular YT channel.
Oh and a mind-reading girlfriend who I could devote myself to and who would have absolute control over me

i want to be ilke L from death note or Elon Musk

I want to have mind control powers and use them to get myself mansions around the world to live in, each filled with a harem of obedient sex slaves.

>>35223495
I often find myself fantasizing about getting taken advantage of by a girl

>>35223495
I want to meet her

>>35229725
reminds me of Matrix senpai

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>>35226296

I have that first one

Its too late for me now

I want to run a startup that is successful enough to be interviewed.

I just find the idea of other people thinking I'm so important they want to know my thoughts very, very appealing.

>having a happy life

I want to have a family dinner
A full time job that i enjoy
A gf that i could cuddle
Yea all of that is impossible for me rn

>>35240080
Why is that impossible? Are you in jail or something?

>>35223495
I want to have the economic power of George Soros. Except I'd be much much worse.

Just want to stay at a home and play vidya for the rest of my life and not have to worry about bills, food etc

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I want to be a Blade Runner-esque detective in some cyberpunk city and be with my qt oneitis

>>35240088
In away yea
Moms dead
Dad is abroad
Brothers in rehab
Me abroad in dif country with no friends
Hangout with normies to feel less lonely sometime

>>35223495
>be happy
that's my biggest happiness.

I want to acquire a perfect 10/10 waifu like Kurisu who can understand me in any world line. Even if that means suffering like Okabe, I'll still do it. Hell, I want to do it.