HEY EVERYONE I just had Taco Bell, this is what I had >Naked

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you better hope that greasy shit in your belly doesn't slow you down, jabroni

>>35222530
>>35222591

Goddamnit do I hate that stupid fucking faggot hamster.

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>>35223159
don't worry, i already caught and dealt with this one.

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>>35223191
Big thanks. It is about time someone did that little shit in.

>>35222530
I tried to fuck a XXLbeef burrito it was luke warm i left it on the counter was drunk and horny took a bite out of it was full so stuck my penis in it I'm 5 by 4.8 small dick I fucked it and came but made a mess and got irritation from the fire sauce

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>>35223340
>I tried to fuck a XXLbeef burrito it was luke warm

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>>35223340
This is one of those posts that really makes you hmm.

>>35223393
I was drunk and horny

>>35223425
To me at the time made sense, I have a small penis and the inside of it is soft and gooey also outside is tougher it felt pretty good but the fire sauce I put on it gave me red rash on part of my dick

>>35223788
Why not just fap though?

>>35223840
I kind of did, like I said I was drunk about 75% through give or take of a 5th of vodka and just did it, I left it on my desk after finishing to clean up and piss and my dog ate it I felt guilty about him eating my cum but a few shots later I didnt care

>>35223900
Jesus man, I fapped when I was 13 with carmex was a terrible mistake. I also made a vagina type hole out of modeling clay and fucked it felt good too but I was 16 how old were you?

>>35224071
24 at the time now I stick to my hand 28 now I still love taco bell but wont fuck a burrito again

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My favorite taco bell meal,
>quesarito
>2 mini beef quesadillas
>double decker-no tomarto

godlike

>>35224795
Objection

The Double Decker doesn't have tomatoes. Care to explain that?

>>35224853
my mistake
>double decker supreme- no tomartos
>has sour cream

Only Taco Bell meal worth eating ever
>2 Beefy Frito Burritos
>2 more Beefy Frito Burritos
>seriously they're like a dollar and taste heaven
>3 Beefy Frito Burritos for the road
>3 more Beefy Frito Burritos for the road
>I'm not even fat
>best caloric and taste value for the price

Sad story tho
>college ha Taco Bell
>"Oh my fucking God!"
>"Beefy Frito Burritos!"
>buy two immediately
>costs like 5-6 bucks
>wtf
>they drowned it in sour cream
>WWWTTTFFFFFF
>REEEEEEE
>one day I'll get them back

Any /devilish/ ideas? I want them to die

I put compound w on dick once- big mistake

>>35222530
Why the fuck would you take the tomatoes out of the naked chicken chalupa? Are you retarded? Also how much do you get payed to shill for taco Bell hmm?

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>>35222530
first of all
>taco bell
shit taste in food

secondly
>cancer hamster
horrible taste in chinese cartoons

>>35227019
The tomatoes are a burst of fruitiness. Way too overpowering and distracting when you eat Mexican food.