>tfw cut a turd in half
>wipe ass, sliced turd butters my asshole
>bathroom break becomes bathroom chore.
What was 5 minutes now becomes 20 since I'm making sure my ass is clean. FUCK
>>35221762
I can't believe how disgusting you are, i would have licked your ass clean
>>35221762
l can't believe how disgusting you are, i would have licked your ass clean
>>35221762
This is why bidets are superior.
>>35221762
I can't believe how disgusting you are, i would have licked you're ass clean
>>35221800
>>35221814
R9K is officially dead, RIP :(
>>35221762
l can't believe how disgusting you are, l would have Iicked your ass clean
>>35221898
t. redit
Just take a shower christ
>>35222299
I just climb up onto the bathroom counter and wash there. No point washing all over because of one dirty spot.
I will most likely fall and break a bone or kill myself some day but that is beside the point.
>>35221762
l can not believe how disgusting you are, I would have licked your ass clean.
>>35222299
Quad doubles isn't something I see everyday
>>35222299
Quads confirm, OP must shower his filthy ass
>>35221762
I can not beIieve how disgusting you are, l wouId have Iicked your ass clean.
>>35221762
l can believe how disgusting you are, I would not have licked your ass clean.