>tfw like older style hats but don't want to look

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>>35221264
>ywn be a gunslinger bounty hunter in the wild west
Why fucking live

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>>35221300
i know this feel all too well, we were born 150 years too late

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>>35221300
>ywn be a Mexican outlaw with your crew of best friends. outrunning American law, drinking tequila, helping the people, and dueling villains.
why even live in this lonely existence?

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>>35221337
don't lose hope anon
we can still be post apocalyptic gunslingers

>>35221264
I think I'll stay home from school tomorrow and just watch the Dollars trilogy.

>>35221782
True. Literally the only reason I watch the Walking Dead is because of that apocalyptic, yet so western like atmosphere. I literally don't give a shit about the zombies.

>>35221843
Those are good ones.

I recently watched a western I haven't seen before, Once Upon a Time in the West. Of course I've heard about it a lot and obviously I knew some quotes from the movie, but I have to say, that is once long, boring and overrated movie. The music is alright though.

>>35221921
You don't understand something as Complex as Once Upon a Time in the West. It's not just a cowboy action movie, but a far deeper story about the old west.

>>35222089
I understood the plot. I just had a problem with Harmonica growing up to be a white man when he was clearly a fucking Mexican in the flashback.

>>35221264
You will be able to pull them off in your later years, late 30's at a minimum

But as a young adult yes you will look like an autist

>>35222153
>late 30's at a minimum
I'd say you have to have gray hair in this day and age to pull it off.

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>tfw want to play McCree but aim is shit

>>35222187
Depends on whether or no you have that 'old and weathered' look. Being gruff looking is the crucial component

Also it should go with without saying that you can't be fat either

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>ywn turn down the advances of the local whores because you have your dear horse should you need a bit of ridin'

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MrzukPzGqow

>tfw you'll never look your mate dead in the eyes, hum the harmonica theme and then pretend to quick draw again

feels bad.

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>>35221264
Man, even 150 years ago in the wild west I'd still be a fucking sperglord autist.

I wouldn't even be a cool gunslinger (aka Chad) like Clint just roaming the frontier on his horse and getting to bang Stacy at the ranch while hanging out with all his douchbros at the saloon afterwards.

While I'm just at home, being taken care of by my whore mother (she has to prostitute to support us) while I'm too much of an autist to shoot correctly or be an outlaw.

Well I like old style suits and hats especially from the 1920s to 1930s but I will look like an autistic fuck if I wear it

>>35221264

That moment is the most powerful one in the trilogy for me. MwNN actually puts himself at huge risk for the sake of Mortimer getting his revenge. Had Indio won, he could very likely have shot MwNN as well, before he could bring up the rifle.

>that moment when Indio realizes he has to duel someone who knows the music watch as well as he does

Shivers every time

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I looked up a random cosplay, this actually doesn't look half bad

Are cowboys the original robots? Drifters, they don't fit in anywhere, generally not many friend's outside of their horse and gun, have a oneitis, don't talk much, say an autistic one liner. I think a robot just needs to be laconic enough and you'll just pull off that cowboy attitude.

>used to want to live in the wild west
>start playing games like ark
>play like an insane maniac that attacks everyone and steals their stuff
>make the whole server my enemy
>get my shit pushed in by the mobs of people I anger

I don't want to live in the wild west anymore.

>>35222410
Still fedora tier.

original

LOL would the western equivalent of chad be Clint

fucking Clint gets to bone natives

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>tfw i will never be part of a band of misfits and outcasts with different skills, backgrounds and stories
>With an all for one one for all philosophy we would watch out for each other

It's not fair

>>35222492
You can do that today, actually. /k/ meetups are just a more autistic version of this.

>>35222411
I see us sort of like internet cowboys. We drift around the internet, nameless except for maybe a psuedonym or two, meeting new people and then moving on. The internet used to be a wild west, but these days it seems like the frontier has finally been conqured. 4chan is the last bastion of the old internet, we're relics of the past

>>35222511
Yeah, but we're not manly or skilled like the cowboys of the old frontier.

Unless we've just adapted.

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>>35222511
>I see us sort of like internet cowboys
Shit nigga, I think you're right.

I actually feel good about this.

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>tfw getting good at Mccree

feels good man, nothin' like throwing a flasher in someone's face and popping a round in their head or outsniping a widow

>>35222585
>we're not manly or skilled
Maybe not manly, but not skilled? Obviously we need a different set of skills in this day and age (think l33t h4x0r shit)

>>35222511
>>35222598
Fuck no. Ya'll are just pussies.

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I have a similar feel. I want to wear a jacket like neo-noir protagonists do, but they're all sperg outfits now. I'd love a version of the Drive jacket, in a different color and without the giant fucking insignia.

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>>35221300
>tfw not a knight
Just to add insult to injury, my dads side of the family came from nobility during the middle ages

>>35222511
Where to next? There ain't no place for us here no more, live by the anon die by the anon.

>>35222647
The style jacket Gosling wears in Drive is a souvenir jacket, not easy to pull off but doable

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Where can I get a torrent of the first in the dollars trilogy? Fistful of dollars?

Yify has for a few dollars more and good bad ugly, but not the first one.

Where can I find the first one?

>>35222647
Just get a bomber jacket of some kind, they're super common so it'll be easy to find one that suits you and is also unique.

>>35221264
then wear the rest of the freaking outfit,
the whole fedora neckbear thing became a point of mockery because you would see these fat losers wear a fedora with shorts and a t shirt.

>>35222585
We're skilled in our own ways

Nobody else can shitpost like us, nobody else can banter and meme through multiple layers of irony like we do

We are the masters of this domain

>>35222647
Yeah I wish I had a uniuqe piece of clothing that made me feel like a protagonist but didn't make me look like an autist. I don't wanna go /fa/ but I don't want to just blend into the crowd either

>>35222703
https://rarbg.to/torrents.php?search=Fistful+of+dollars

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>>35221264
>tfw bought a men's crusher hat last month

Its comfy. First hat I've ever owned that doesn't make my head itchy, and it keeps the sun out of my eyes. Its like always being in the shade. The only time I ever go outside is when I go for my early morning runs so its nice to have a nice comfy hat giving a feeling of security.

>>35222734
thankies anon. i love u

>>35222820
rarbg is my go to tracker.

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>>35221300
i
know
this
fucking
feel
so
much

i fantasize with it almost every day thats sunny or snowy

>>35222706
I have a green bomber jacket for this reason.
>>35222687
I didn't know that they were commercial jackets, I remember reading that the Scorpion jacket was custom designed for the film.
Could I pull it off? I'm 6'3 or 4'', and about 178-182 pounds at roughly 10% body fat.
I do keep track of this shit, don't judge me

>>35221782
Read the Dark Tower, it's basically that
Only the first two books are really good though

>>35222855
>he wants his clothing to stand out
I wear inconspicuous shit, it's much better.

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>>35222855
>Green bomber
Have you seen Tokyo Drifter? One of the secondary main characters has this beautiful green jacket with a brass lining, I'd love one. Tbh the whole film is perfect for robot fashion and ideals. The main character is a drifter, who feels no true connection to anywhere, and is hunted by those who want to use him or destroy him. Lots of noir and neo-noir films feature characters with Robot traits as the focus.

>>35222855
The scorpion jacket was based off classic Japanese Sukajan jackets, which have become popular again but the fast fashion ones are terrible compared to original embroided Japanese ones.

>>35221782
>tfw i actually have the drawing and reaction speed of a half dead snail

guess ill use dual shotguns to blast myself against a wall or something

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>>35222855
I don't know if you could pull it off without seeing how you dress, but they come in a lot of different designs/colors so some will be easier to wear than others. I don't want to give you a meme response, but you will probably need some confidence to pull off some of the brightly colored ones

>>35222969
Good for you, my man. Glad that works out for you
>>35223003
No, I actually haven't, but now I know that I need to. Pic of the green jacket, or just the character's name?

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>>35223065
Here's the only hidetail one I have, but it features a lot in the film.

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>>35223003
>ywn move to tokyo and beat the drift king and cuck him by stealing his qt jap gf

>>35223187
That's not what the film's about
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>35223105
Here's something close to what I wear. Shit, man.

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>>35223247
Tbh I prefer the Harrington sort of bomber jacket to the MA-1. Those are also way to common here.

>>35222425
Play rdr

>>35221921
fuck off you stupid peasant

All those autists saying they were born too late, you are nobodys now you would nobodys then

>>35223247
I wear that exact jacket every day.

>>35221264
You have to be manly and you can do it. Nobody actually cares about the fedora meme unless you are a skinny autistic looking guy wearing a fedora.

>>35222932
I think you meant the first 4 are great.

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>>35221264
hi op, i like this style as well. you should consider buying a hat like timothy olyphant wears in "justified" its a stetson. I'm going to buy one after i save up the money. its like $130. I think if youre a decent looking guy you can pull it off without looking too tryhard

>>35223642
>I wear that exact jacket every day.
You...you too.

>>35223247
hi nazi

>>35223276
It is a sacrilege to wear the rosary
God willing, yes god willing you will be smited

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Are fedora and other classic style hats acceptable as long as they are only worn with a nice suit? Obviously you look autistic if you wear them with a trench coat and t shirt. Most autist hats are not true fedoras, but actually trilbys

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>>35223739
Not my photo, I just like the jacket and the polo.

>>35223858
the jacket looks like the classic barracuta g4

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>>35221300
i'm fucking crying because of how unjust it is

back then I could have done something with my life maybe. my sense of justice only ever gets me in trouble.

>>35223888
Yeah barracuta are famous for their Harrington jackets.

>>35223276
Harringtons are pretty common (duh) here in the UK, don't see many people wearing them but you can find decent ones at the Mod Shops I usually trawl through. Picked up a decent Lambretta one for 30 bongs. Ben Sherman ones are 100 bongs plus.

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>>35222647
>I'd love a version of the Drive jacket, in a different color and without the giant fucking insignia.

>>35224214
see>>35222855
I didn't know that at the time.

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>>35221264
If any of you had lived in the Wild West you'd be one of the beta villagers, not a wrangling gunslinger.
Because you'd be betas then, just like you are betas today.

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>>35222334

cowboys and gunslingers/outlaws were massive spergs, Hollywood romanticized them to be dashing handsome vigilantes. In reality, while they did have codes of honor or what not, they were literally the lowest social ring in the whole west.

>>35224262
If you asked a few years ago, no you'd be hard pressed to find these style of jackets and the original ones from Japan are about 500 bongs on Ebay.

With the film Drive and a recent interest by mainstream in these jackets you can now find them.

>>35224305
>in a few decades Hollywood will romanticize 2010s era robots as handsome, socially isolated loners

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>You will never live a life of adventure in the untamed west
>you will never go south of the border and bring back a bandits as your wife

Go west, young man. Go west and grow up with the country.

>>35224320
>With the film Drive and a recent interest by mainstream in these jackets you can now find them.
Groovy. Closest thing i found was a Miami Dolphins one beforehand, though I never actually knew what the name of the product was.

Can anyone actually pull off using one of those hats these days without looking like a massive nerdlord?

>>35224504
Give it another 5-10 years, and it will become an attractively ironic fashion statement, like black rimmed nerd glasses, suspenders, bow ties, etc.

>>35221264
I like cocked bicornes. Is there somewhere I can buy a high quality one made of vegan materials to wear on my twitch stream?

>>35224636
In other words, not actually fashionable at all, but worn by enormous faggots trying to be hip

>>35224702
> not actually fashionable at all, but worn by enormous faggots trying to be hip
You know it. Hope you're ready for the "ironic" normans to wear them.

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Where are all my poncho bros at?

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>tfw you are disillusioned with the industrial world
>ywn escape to Wyoming
>ywn live by the seed of your wit and the skill of your hand
>ywn take a qt native wife
>ywn teach your adopted son the way of your forefathers
>ywn escape the endless hell that is modern life
>ywn stop the endless cycle of shitposting and flirting with retarded girls online
>ywn go out into nature and suck the marrow out of life as nature intended for us
>tfw you spend 90% of your life solving captchas

Take me with you Jeremiah

>>35224733
>Wanting to dress like a hippie.

Wrong path anon.

>>35224742
You dont tell me how to live anon

>>35221264
>tfw you'll never get to see the Judge butt-ass naked hauling around an extremely mentally handicapped boy covered in his own feces through the desert on a leash

>>35221921
desu I also found it kind of boring. Probably one of the few westerns I've seen where I felt no desire to rewatch it later on.

>you will never fight in the Cristero war, defending your country from catholic theocracy and "muh freedoms"

>>35224299
Whatever, fag. You don't know shit.