>Accidently shit myself in a lecture >Joke to the girl

>>35219018
wacko tacos

She was cute??


linguini

The only time I ever shat my pants was when I had been drinking for a month 24/7 and had really bad diarreah.

Don't go to class if you have diarreah.

>>35219018
nigga if you feel the rumble just run out the classroom. fuck it

>>35219018

It's OK you can always tell her you actually peed yourself. That reminds me...
>Tfw live in hostel
>Had diarrhea

You can fill in the gaps yourself

>>35219018
Don't feel bad I accidentally went to class once with a pube hair on the outside of my pants.

>>35220337
If i had been there i would have eaten it

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>>35219018
My condolences, OP.
Next time just get up and go to the bathroom.